Post Coital Jocularity: The Best Of Bagwine 2007...March

As some of you know, I give up meat entirely during Lent. Forty-Six meatless days of Hell that lead me to poke fun of the Easter Season and The Almighty. Typically it is in the form of musical parodies. Most of you are familiar with the song, The Resurrection...


Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now
(C'mon baby do the Resurrection)
It’s Son of God approved
So give it a chance now
(C'mon baby do the Resurrection)

It’s pissin’ off the Romans and the Pharisees
It's easier than learning your I X Vees
So come on, come on, Do the Resurrection with me

You gotta die on a cross now
Come on baby, jump up, hmmm get nailed
In three days you’ll begin to inhale
Whoaaa whoa

Now that you can do it, Let's make a Church now
(C'mon baby do the Resurrection)
Gen-U Gen-U Flection in the Cath-O-Lic Church now
(C'mon baby do the Resurrection)

Drop the Jewish attitude now just let it go
The spreadin’ of the Gospel takes a lot of dough
So come on, come on, Do the Resurrection
Come on, come on, Do the Resurrection with me…

However, there were a few musical delights that got put on the Bagwine Record label, but never recorded...

And my favorite...

So there you have my pick for the best of Bagwine Ruminations from the month of March 2007. If you haven't read the best of January and February, scroll down...

Cheers!!