Monday, December 31, 2007

Post Coital Jocularity: The Best Of Bagwine 2007...March

As some of you know, I give up meat entirely during Lent. Forty-Six meatless days of Hell that lead me to poke fun of the Easter Season and The Almighty. Typically it is in the form of musical parodies. Most of you are familiar with the song, The Resurrection...



Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now
(C'mon baby do the Resurrection)
It’s Son of God approved
So give it a chance now
(C'mon baby do the Resurrection)

It’s pissin’ off the Romans and the Pharisees
It's easier than learning your I X Vees
So come on, come on, Do the Resurrection with me

You gotta die on a cross now
Come on baby, jump up, hmmm get nailed
In three days you’ll begin to inhale
Whoaaa whoa

Now that you can do it, Let's make a Church now
(C'mon baby do the Resurrection)
Gen-U Gen-U Flection in the Cath-O-Lic Church now
(C'mon baby do the Resurrection)

Drop the Jewish attitude now just let it go
The spreadin’ of the Gospel takes a lot of dough
So come on, come on, Do the Resurrection
Come on, come on, Do the Resurrection with me…

However, there were a few musical delights that got put on the Bagwine Record label, but never recorded...





And my favorite...



So there you have my pick for the best of Bagwine Ruminations from the month of March 2007. If you haven't read the best of January and February, scroll down...

Cheers!!

22 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

You know, I've always been a Guns 'n Moses fan...

Schmoop said...

Songbird: Ahhhh, The Prodigal Groupie returns. Cheers Darlin!!

Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollocks said...

HEH!! you DO know the whole "meatless Fridays" started in the 13th or 14th century with the fisherman's guild putting some sort of political pressure or $$$ on the Holy See... 'cuz, I mean, let's face it-- fish ARE "meat".

Donna' believe me? Lookit up! "the Catholic Why Book" by... what's his face... Greeley??

Schmoop said...

Hot Lemon: Thanks for stopping by, but if fish and meat were the same I'd be putting tartar sauce on my ribeye. Cheers!!

Leighann said...

Does this include tube steak? Because I'd fail miserably if that's the case!!

Schmoop said...

Leighann: I dont know...I've never thought about that. No, really, I haven't. Cheers!!

none said...

I saw a bumpersticker the other day that read:

" Jesus is Lard..Mea Crisco"

Good luck with Lent. I haven't eaten meat since 1975 but it sure smells good sometimes.

Have a happy New Year!

Schmoop said...

Hammer: Ha...No meat since '75? I couldn't do that. Oy Vay!! Cheers and Have a great 2008!!

Anonymous said...

I do so love me some meat! I could NEVER give that up!!

You parodied the names of three of my favorite groups! I'll let it go this time because...well hell, because it was funny!

Schmoop said...

Guns and Moses, IX Inch Nails, and Motley Jew are the headliners at the 2008 Kosherpalooza!! Cheers!!

katherine. said...

it was the Portuguese fishing industry that resulted in clam chowder being the only e-phn soup served on Fridays...

Dana said...

Sweet Baby Jeebus! Hang Me Up Before You Go Go by IX Inch Nails! I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time!

Schmoop said...

Kat: Effin' Portuguese sunzabitches. Wait a minute...I like clam chowder. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Dana: LOL...Yeah, I was pretty amused by that one myself. Cheers!!

Travis Cody said...

The comments were tremendously entertaining during your Lenten experience last year.

Schmoop said...

Travis: As I have mentioned, my readers, including you, leave the funniest comments of any in the Blogosphere. Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

Prodigal Groupie? I wasn't aware I had left....

Schmoop said...

Songbird: Wanna go for a sail on my ark? Answer me "yes" or No-ah" Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

A sail on the ark? With whom (or what) would you pair me?

Schmoop said...

Songbird: ME!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

OMFG. I just choked on my mac n cheese. That last one reminds of that joke

Jesus Christ went into an Inn and put three nails on the counter and asked the Innerkeeper "Can you put me up for night?"

Damn, now I gotta watch The Crow ;)

Schmoop said...

Starr: Ha...I hope you enjoyed your peaceful New Year's Eve. Cheers!!