When You Doubt...Sue!!

I feel incredibly fortunate that I have never been sued for discrimination over a hiring or termination issue.

Oh sure, I once wanted to hire some guy named Reggie to taste test my various Wild Irish Rose flavor variations, but he said that drinking is immoral, reprehensible, and didn‘t believe in it. So, I told him that I had no use for his services.

I employed a chick named Shannon (who is moi hot by the way) to help me study the sexual proclivities of space aliens.

Although she hung around for a couple of days, she then told me that she never really has believed in extra-terrestrial life, let alone outer space orgasms. So, I told her to Blast Off.

The Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution, a world renown marine research center has not been as fortunate as I. This facility, is engaged in a study of biological marine life development from a “comparative/evolutionary perspective.”

Satan’s minion, Mark Hahn, from the WHOI asked one, Nathaniel Abraham, to resign from his postdoctoral research position, and he did resign in December of 2004. Why You ask? Because old Nate doesn’t believe in evolution!!

Oh sure, Mr. Abraham told the institute he didn’t believe in evolution and did not feel like in engaging in this type of evolutionary research…But not until AFTER they had hire him!!

You know what’s coming next don’t you? That’s right Bagwine readers…

Nathaniel Abraham has sued the WHOI in Federal Court for allegedly violating his rights under Title VII of the Civil Rights Act. Mr. Abraham is asking for $500,000 in damages. America…I do love her and her people so.

Listen, if one is a devout Creationist have at it, but don’t apply and accept a job that studies life from an evolutionary perspective.

That is no different than bringing in a die hard Evolutionist to teach Sunday School and say to the kids, “There is no Garden of Eden. All of us come from slugs and bugs, and over time we evolved into the losers that your parents are, and that you will become in a few short years.”

Mr. Abraham, your lawsuit has as much merit as does Mariah Carey’s claim to an Oscar for her performance in Glitter. With that aside, I am glad to see that while even though you hold your Creationism dear to your heart, you obviously still believe in Santa Claus, because that’s the only way you are going to see that $500,000...

And now, a riddle…

Question: What do you get when you mix an oversexed vixen from Kentucky, and an undersexed Bagwine drinker from Ohio who want to get together and sing Christmas Carols?

Answer: Come back tomorrow and you’ll find out.

Have a great day, and Cheers!!