Saturday, January 19, 2008

Inky And Lola: Below The Beltway

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And Now...Our Comment of the Week:

This week's COW comes by proxy from Doc in regards to my Stream of Consciousness/Panty Picture Post yesterday.

Dana posted the following comment on behalf of Doc:



"Dude... whatever you embedded on your page since yesterday now blocks it from me at work... reason "inapropriate content" WTF did you do Matt-man ???"

Go visit Doc and the Mountain Cat and let Doc know that his IT Censors at work suck, and are jack-booted Fascists.


Enjoy your Saturday and as always...


Cheers!!

45 comments:

Cheesy said...

Hehehehe Inky and Lola always make getting up early for work on a Saturday more tolerable!

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: I'll pass your words on to the precocious pair. Cheers!!

Dana said...

Well, at least I got to touch the udders as the COW walked by!

Inky and Lola ROCK!

Schmoop said...

Dana: And it felt good didn't it? I have no doubt that with your nimble and ascerbic mind that you will lay claim to the entire COW in the near future. Lola is HOT!! Cheers!!

Jeff B said...

I especially like the three X's on the coffee cup. That's got to be some strange brew.

Schmoop said...

Jeff: Not only strange, but quite delicious. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Yo, MM. Lola's fun bags are two different sizes. What's that like?

Badway.

Anonymous said...

Oh sorry, forgot something. You'll need to score 100 on my candidate requirement list on my site to secure my vote. There are only ten, and maybe one extra for an even eleven.

Schmoop said...

Nick: It adds variety. It's like having sex with two different women at the same time.

Test eh? I'll be by. Cheers Nick!!

Desert Songbird said...

I'll measure your inseam, and I won't be using no wussy tape measure to do it, either...

Schmoop said...

Songbird: Ooooo baby, be my personal tailor. I'm sure it would be a custome fit. Cheers!!

Doc said...

Thank you.. Thank you... But most of all NO thank you to the wankers at work who no longer allow me to use my Wild Irish Rose colored glasses to read the truth as spoken by the Bagwine Bagwan himself....The next President of the United States... MATT-MAN !!

Doc said...

Oh yes...and thank you to Dana who was my conduit for this pity remark. Without her help none of this would have been possible.

Schmoop said...

Doc: Print the award off and throw it onto the desk of said wankers. That'll show em'. And you better thank Dana, she's feisty!! Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

I offered to measure the inseam but you insisted on leaving the cigar in your pants! How the hell do you want me to get an accurate measure??

Schmoop said...

Metalmom: Smoke my cigar until there's nothing left in it, and then take a measurement. wink wink nod nod. Cheers!!

Liz Hill said...

How is Inky going to compete inside the Beltway if he has no balls?

Schmoop said...

TB: He may have no balls but he is quite testy. Cheers!!

Jahooni said...

I say.. MOO! Giving awards out? Guess I need to pay more attention.

Schmoop said...

Jahooni: Every Saturday...It's a very coveted award for those like me that have little else in thei rlives to look forward to. (Pardon my dangling participle) Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

Yo, dude. It's a preposition, and I hate it when you dangle.

Schmoop said...

Preposition...participle whatever. It dangled.

You can Call me AL said...

So close Dana! The C.O.W. went to the udder blog.

Schmoop said...

Al: Y'know, that was really bad, and that is the exact reason as to why I like you. Cheers!!

Unknown said...

Dana, how did the utters feel???
I once touched real utters, and shoot it wasn't that bad.
Matt did Lola get a little fresh while she was measuring your inseam????
You know I really would vote for you darling, will you be on the Wisconsin ticket by 2/19???
I know I told you politics was not my game.

Schmoop said...

Penelope: She measured my inseam by counting how many strokes it took to feel the entire thing.

I'm skipping the Primaries and going straight to the General Election. November 4 Baby. Cheers!!

Lee Ann aka Dixie said...

Please remind me NOT to open your blog while my daughter is not in the room... her comment was

WTF IS THAT???? ;-)

Have a good weekend!

SMOOCHES~

Schmoop said...

Dixie: I thought we all knew not to do that. Cheers!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

You never let ME measure you inseam. I'm so jealous.

Anonymous said...

Now Lola knows what religon you are!

Schmoop said...

Real: You never asked damitt!! Cheers!!

Worm: What? Do I follow Cigaratholicism? CHeers!!

Ed & Jeanne said...

Your drawing talent is dizzyingly brilliant. You should have been a cartoonist...

Schmoop said...

VE: I sense some sarcasm in your comment. Van Gogh wasn't appreciated until AFTER his death. You'll get yours, mister!! Cheers!!

katherine. said...

just don't forget you promised any position in your cabinet I want...

Schmoop said...

Kat: You can be in ANY position that you want to be. Cheers!!

Odat said...

Love the cow!
How was the measurement by Lola?
Was it good for you?
Peace

Schmoop said...

Odat: Thanks and yes, Lola can measure an inseam like nobody I know. Peace to you and your family, pal. Cheers!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Damn. I can view my page with your Matt Manage on it. And I work for the Catholics! They block Amnesty International for god's sake. Doc DOES work for Bullet Headed Saxon Facists.

DirkStar said...
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Schmoop said...

Starr: "Bullet Headed Saxon Fascists"...That was a thing of beauty Starr. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Dirkstar: Thanks for stopping by. You can make an anonymous contribution to my 527 group operatives known as Swift Boat Sadists for Matt-Man.

Tell them I sent you, and Ingrid and Chloe will show up at your door Friday with vengeance in their souls and whips in their hands. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Why thank you Matt. My Grandmother, who was British, used to refer to them as Bloody Bulletheaded Saxon Facist Nazi's. She was a woman of strong opinions. Must be a British thing as John Lennon does a rif on it in Bungalow Bill with the whole All American Bullet Headed Saxon Mother's Son line.

Schmoop said...

Starr: I see that she didn't sugar coat it. I like that. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Glad to see 'em back.

Whatever happened to the baby? Wasn't she pregnant a while back or was I just drunk blog hopping?

Schmoop said...

CrAzY: Good Memory Tish...We had to sell the baby to buy a new Sharpie. Cheers!!