Things are really taking off on the campaign front. I have received major support and a new ad on behalf of a powerful 527 Political Group.
If you are not familiar with that term, 527s are independent groups that support certain candidates and issues, while not being directly tied to the candidate's campaign.
A couple of the more well-known of these groups are Swift Boat Veterans for Truth whose ads helped to sink the Kerry campaign in 2004, and MoveOn.org which is frequently attacking President Bush.
MoveOn.org is the organization that put out a full page ad in the New York Times attacking General Petraeus back in September.
These groups, while controversial, can be very helpful to a campaign…especially in the area of going negative on their preferred candidate’s opponents.
Evidently, there is a powerful 527 group out there that has hopped aboard the Matt-Man for President bandwagon.
They have produced the following ad. The ad is very well done, and only 1 minute 46 seconds long, so please watch it if you can…
I know Presidential candidates aren’t supposed to cry, but I must admit, I misted up just a tiny bit. And what the hell...Why should I try to contain my tears of hope and promise for this great land of ours?
The group’s CEO, Marcus Absent, told me to let you know this...please feel free to post this ad on your site and/or more importantly email the link of this YouTube ad to your local TV outlets.
Help spread this message of hope!! I know I will be doing just that.
I want to thank those of you who have submitted a question(s) to me about where I stand on important issues.
I will start posting my responses to them tomorrow (Stream of Consciousness Friiiday will be on hiatus for a little bit).
If you haven’t submitted one or would like to send another one, please feel free to email me or simply post your query into the comments section.
The feeling around our campaign headquarters is electric. I hope you feel it as well, and that you use that electricity for the purposes of good and not evil. Until tomorrow…
Cheers!!
48 comments:
Well, I know what I deserve more of - SEX! Can you help me out with that Matt-Man??
Oh, and on that line of thought, you might or might not be aware that Alabama has outlawed the sale of adult sex toys. As this is an ever-important woman's issue, I'd like to know what you plan to do to rectify this situation.
Dana: I am than glad to help you correct your sexual deficit. As for your sex toy issue, I'll hop right on that, and get back with an answer foy you soon. Cheers!!
I just want LESS, less taxes would be fine with me. Or the dream that the IRS would be abolished that would be nice! Groove on Matt!!
Roger: That's a groovy thought Roger. Cheers!!
TOTALLY AWESOME MR. PREZ HOPEFUL, TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!! HAHAHA, LOVE THIS~~~ POWER TO MATT-MAN AND HIS GROOVIN ADMIN~~~~
Uh, Dude...
The Ohio television stations will not play the ad because you are smoking a cigarette and such ads are prohibited by law in this state.
What kind of message are you sending to the kids?
The kids, man.
Its all about the kids...
Lyn: Ha...thank you. Keep on Groovin', and Cheers!!
Dirk: I have people. They'll play it. On top of that, I am the perfect anti-role model for the cheeeeldren. Cheers!!
Brilliant.
What flavor kool-aid will you be serving at your victory party?
Words escape me.
I deserve more hookers and tequila. I'm sure you can take care of that, can't you?
And I deserve strippers. And WE ALL deserve for the price of lap dances to be capped. It's not fair that they keep raising the price of a lap dance.
I could be getting money for lap dances?
Damn. No wonder my husbands coworkers keep coming over for dinner.
Thinking what do I deserve more of...how about $$$$$$$
Who couldn't use more of that?
Love the ad, it so becomes you!
Leighann: Thanks!! I will be serving Red Wild Irish Rose. Yum-Oh!! Cheers!!
Songbird: Is that good or bad? Cheers!!
Jay: You make a very good point. We do need a hard freeze on the soaring costs of lap dances. I'll work on that. Cheers!!
Leighann: And you thought they just loved your meatloaf and pie...Mmmm, maybe they do. Cheers!!
Mama: No Kidding...Thanks, it does paint a lovely picture of my concern, doesn't it? Cheers!!
Can I hide in your cabinet?.... I meant to say Serve on your Cabinet.
Maybe I could head up the Department of Slow cookers?
Metal: Consider it done. After all, I have always thought of you to be a bit of a crockpot. Cheers!!
first of all....great song...it had me dancing...ever seen a teamster dance? maybe bond can do a collection of "grooving"...
I do have a few more questions though....is one considered a taxpayer if one doesn't earn enough money to pay income taxes?
if not.....should he/she benefit from the stimulous package?
If I had known I could have received $300.00 more for each child, should I have pulled out as often as I did?
Teamster: I am working on my own stimulus package. In fact I work on it almost 5 times a day.
The questions you pose are very thoughtful. And one of yours from yesterday will be appearing tomorrow.
As far as pulling out, I am currently formulating a position paper on that as we speak. Thank you for your input.
Soldarity, and Cheers!!
Leighann,
Are we related? I swear you say the things that I am thinking of. Screw my job. I can make a shit load of $$ off of Jay doing lap dances! And to give my support to this campaign, I will wear Matt-Man's thong while doing them!
Matt-Man,
You must seek out Dana's request right away. THis is URGENT. State's not selling Sex-Toy's? Shameful.
Dana,
THere is always the produce isles. Now,they can't take away your fruits and veggies...or can they?
Jahooni: My crack staff and I are all over the sex-toy issue.
Fruits and vegetables may be fine for some pleasures, but I'd hate to know that somewhere in Arkansas there is a person using a pair of plums as Ben-Wa Balls.
Cheers!!
Yes, America needs Matt-Man. Along with lots of Wild Irish Rose. Bwahahahahaha, well done. Have a great day. :)
Snadees: Bottoms Up Sandee. Cheers!!
OK, I need to tell you, you have brilliant ideas...you have a great platform, but you will not win...nope, not a chance...the cigarette in the mouth is your downfall and this is from a hard-core smoker...
I'm not having a very good day when it comes to electricity.
I'm excited about your campaign, Matt-Man! Don't have anything witty to add here. Need to get another coffee before I become even borderline witty.
Bond: Oh I'll win. And when I do, the tobacco companies will be nationalized and those who choose to smoke will do so quite inexpensively. Cheers!!
108: Did you need me to come over and give you a jump? Cheers!!
Laura: Howdy, you sweater knitting stranger!! You don't need to be witty today, I still have your loud caterwalling in my head from your post/video yesterday. Cheers Buddy!!
If by "jump" you mean "hot, nasty spankin'" then... yes.
OK, NOW I will vote for you!
stream of consciousness on hiatus oh what shall I do on Fridays in my google reader when I don't have my daily fix of Matt-man even though he probably hates me for not commenting as much as I used to...
108: Is there any other kind!? Cheers Kyra!!
Bond: My promises of reduced price tar have taken hold. Cheers Vin!!
Mo: I could never hate you Mo. Even thoough you treat me like a red-headed step child. Cheers!!
I think Jasmine would vote for you, but you'll have to lower the voting age to ten.
Marilyn: Your daughter evidently has a sharp mind and impeccable taste. Cheers!!
I cried tooo...cause I didn't see any naked men yet.
Peace
Odat: I don't want my potential female vote to peak too soon. I'm saving that. Cheers!!
Will put the video on continuous play here at the TN Headquarters. Will send to our local podunk tv station and will take out a full page ad in the local podunk newspaper.
I want the price of Diet Dew to be reduced! A buck 29 is ridicilous for a 2 ltr...
Change the legal drinking age to 18... well you know the story there... and bring all of our fighting warriors home from that god forsaken country!!!!
VOTE FOR MATT-MAN!!!
Dixie: Thanks. Cheap Dew, Teen Booze Hounds, and no more of our men and women sweating their asses off in an ill-conceived war... Gorcha. Cheers Dixie!!
LOL...had me toe tapping as much as I can...hahaha!
I'd try lap dancing but I'm afraid I may fall again.
Jillie: Ha...Yeah take care of that foot dear, and no lap dancing. Stay off of your feet. There are fun ways to make that happen. Cheers!!
I found Songbird's words...they were shouting at Super Bowl tourists to stay off the grass.
Travis: Ha...Yeah, Songbird is under siege by funny talking Northeatserners right now. Cheers Travis!!
Matt, I love the new ad... and the the picture of Mitt at the fudge shop is the best I have EVER seen... classic.
Keep up the campaign. I am sure we can get you on the ballot as a third party candidate.
Doc: Ha...Thanks. yeah that Mitt picture, was a beautiful accidental find. Cheers, and Ballotize me Doc!!
OMG --Mitt at the Fudge shop!!!!!
Excellent Matty
TB: It was classic wasn't it. Ha. Cheers Baby!!
Just great video, Matt-man!!
Teach: Why thank ya very much. Enjoy your weekend. Cheers!!
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