Well folks, make sure you put this on your site, alert the press, and send it off to all of your voting age friends.
The Matt-Man Presidential Campaign Juggernaut is on the road to victory.
Enjoy this my friends, our first of many campaign ads...
Light the torch of hope, and crack open a fifth of Bagwine. The occupation of the White House is drawing nigh.
Cheers!!
52 comments:
LOL! That was pretty good. I think you are off to a great start. I especially loved the promise to defeat domestic terrorists like Bill O'Reilly and Ann (or is it Andy?) Coulter.
Well done!
You're on to something here. I don't know what it is, but it's something.
Cheers!
Thats the best campaign Ad. I have ever seen!
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With that music choice, I'm to horny to vote. I think my hanging chad is sprung!
If that's your theme music I think touring the country in '78 Chevy van with wall to wall shag and a full size water bed in the back is in order.
I think your anti-terrorism targets are spot on, mate.
You've got my vote!
my vote too
OKAY PEOPLE:
Matt-Man needs a cabinet. If you read the last comments on his last post, you can see that I already ran for Assistant and that Jeff aleady ran for Vise-Prez.... so that leaves so many chairs to fill.
Oh wait, this is really a true canidate, so nevermind.... he already has a cabinet. Duh!
what is really a cabinet?
Isn't that a shelf or cuppord with shelves and drawers or pokey holes that stores things?
I am really studying way too hard!
Excellent ad Matt-Man!! Any campaign that seeks to give work to single mothers and will take out the Wiggles and Bill O'Reily is my kinda platform... Keep up the good work... Lets get it on!!
Jay: Why Thank Ya. Around here we refer to Coulter as Anthrax Coulter. Cheers!!
Travis: I guess "something" is better than "nothing". Cheers!!
Roger: Thanks. I hope I count on you to help me with Idaho. Cheers!!
I absolutely love reading your blog first thing in the morning, but I'm going to need a new keyboard if I keep it up. This one is stained with the coffee I routinwly SPIT OUT as I read/watch. You'd think I'd learn - it's never good to spit!
Al: Well make sure you take care of that and dont just let it dangle. Cheers!!
Jeff: You are wise. One change. Instead of a 78 Chevy, it will be a 2008 Dodge Grand Caravan. Soccer Moms like that. Cheers!!
Songbird: I thought so. I mean there are others, but not a bad group to start with. Cheers Dear!!
Nurse: Thanks. Be sure to tell PM Howard that there is going to be a new Top Dawg in the free world. Cheers!!
Jahooni: I've wondered about that phrasing as well. I guess it is named that because the Pres can open up a door and get things from these people. If true, all my members will be hot chicks. Now, move away from your books. Cheers!!
Doc: Thak ya sir. Now round up those Tar Heel voters and we will have a campaign clambake. Cheers!!
Dana: Ha...I like that. And, since most days you are my first commenter of the day, you might have to be my First Lady. I'll send you a new keyboard. Cheers Dana!!
Ooooo ... First Lady? I'd even be willing to make the world a "No Spit" zone!
Dana: Wow. You know how to melt a guy's heart. Cheers!!
Brought a tear to my eye, I was touched, really. And, ah, could you send some of those single mothers over this way?
Boy: Consider it done my good man. I'll send you a tissue for yout tears and a hot single mom for your other needs. Cheers!!
As Chief Of Staff For Campaign Promises, I heartily endorse this message...
hey you, get yer ass over here and vote or Bruno and Guido will take you into da woods and yer family will neva see ya again"
YUP we know how to get out the vote
Bond: Tell those two meatballs to keep it discreet. You Tube freaks and TMZ are everywhere. Cheers!!
I'm going to let ALL my personalities vote for you Matt!
I'm also interested in a position in the office.... I'm thinking, something to do with cigars?!
Leighann: I'll have a box of cigars ready, so that "each of you" can have one. Cheers!!
I don't know how to break it to Travis but it is more like ON something than ON TO something ;)
That ad was hands down the most enlightening political experience of my year.
Starr: Ha..Very Good. I may appoint you as my Secretary of Sarcasm. Cheers!!
Awesome Matt-Man. I posted the video on my site too. Bwahahahah, I love it. Have a great day... :)
Sandee: Why thanks very much!! Have a great day yourself. Cheers!!
Hah! Very good. When you get to the white house...could you paint it beige like the rest of America?
The boys are very discreet...has anyone found Hoffa yet??? huh??? have they????
Yes, but what is your stance on Immigrants, gay marriage and abortion?
I'd like one of each, please.
VE: Sure...But I want some Bagwine Burgandy highlights on the place as well. Cheers!!
Bond: I know where he is. I just can't say. Cheers!!
108: I'll get around to those issues once I get a really good buzz going on. Cheers!!
SCORE! Yes please, sign me up. My motto:
To Snark or Not To Snark. Stupid question. I immediately begin practicing my Dick Cheney Stinkeye look.
Starr: It's all yours Starr Congratulations and Welcome Aboard. Cheers!!
The music, the message, you make many a good point my Presidential dudeness.
In an effort of bipartisan blogging I have come up with a way to help stimulate our economy faster than the tax rebate program just announced on C.N.N. News.
My proposal is bold, innovative and puts cash money into the hands of the American people when they need it the most; at this very minute.
Please help me to help America in its moment of greatest need.
Penelope: Why thank you my dudetteness. Cheers!!
Dirk: In the name of America, I stand by you and will check out your plan. God Bless You and The United States of America. Cheers!!
Tequila: I just meant to drink a fifth during the 1:15 sec commercial. After that, let it flow baby. Cheers!!
love that song and have to say, quite honestly, I've done things to that song before but never laughed through it.
Thumbs up!
Next campaign: Sexual healing through Bagwine!
Matty for President =)
Lisa: I only wish that the women that I have been with could say the same thing. Cheers Lisa!!
Sanni: OOoooooo baby, it is already under consideration. My bratwurst misses you. Cheers!!
Did I make Assistant?
Jahooni: I'mm sorry, I thought that was implied. Of course, lovely one, you may assist me at any time that you would like.
Just make sure that our private discussions remain private. The check is on the way. Now, hit the books. Cheers!!
I'm in. I found your video at Sandee's place and figured I'd stop on over and say hi.
I like The Wiggles! Anthony is hot!
Monday: Thanks for your support and thanks for stopping by. Cheers!!
Kila: Blasphemer!!! Cheers!!
You just wiggle my heart, Matt-Man For President.....
Peace
Odat: Thanks pal. Cheers!!
I know it doesn't count from up here in the great white north, but you got my vote.
PSST - Matt, if you make it in, can I be appointed director of foreign affairs? There's quite a few foreigners I should work on - ahem - friendly relations with. I'm thinking I'll start with Colin Ferrel.....
Angell: You want Colin, eh? I'll see what I can do. Cheers!!
I love the video!
Equating the Wiggles and Ann Coulter as the evils of American Society is a stroke of pure Matt-man genius!
Mo: Thank ya Mo-Man. Cheers!!
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