Not only does it looks cool, it reminds me of an old girlfriend. I reserved this particular piece to use later for something other than cooking...
Stuff the pretty poultry with bacon and Mozzarella cheese. Cheese rules, use copious amounts of it.
To the top of the round, firm, nubile breasts, gently caress and rub your sauce all over them. Get kinky, and toss off some oregano, and basil onto the bodacious meat globes.
Stick your meat into the oven at 350-375 for 45-50 minutes. After that take your meat out and revel in the look of the gooey, meaty masterpiece you have created.
What does Mr. Oven Glove think? I say he approves!!
Making this dish and taking pictures of it made me incredibly horny!!A word of advice...
DO NOT masturbate too soon after eating this. The combination of the rich tomato sauce and the abundant amount of gooey mozzarella cheese, will leave you with a bigger mess than what's in your kitchen....
A mess that looks just like this:
There you have it folks...I hope this a recipe that you and your family can use.
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Cheers!!
65 comments:
Hey your hot dog is showing!
I don't believe for a minute that was a pic of a chicken breast because I think I know "her"!
Roger: That was an incredibly frank comment. Cheers!!
Dana: Wow, my old girlfriend must have really gotten around. Cheers!!
Great recipe. Where is the little man rowing the boat? In pic 2?
Great recipe. Where is the little man rowing the boat? In pic 2?
I love it that you put "I hope this is a recipe that you and your family can enjoy" under your member instead of under the FOOD!
Perv.
Hammer: Thanks. HA...I guess for accuracy I should have placed a little red pepper piece in there. Cheers!!
Leighann: Effective product placement knows no age or acceptable social norm.
In that case, I know what I'm having for dinner tonight!
Leighann: Accept no substitutes. Use only Grade A Select, "Matt-Franks". Cheers!!
The "bagwine boatcut" reminds me of a little sumthin' sumthin' too... You certainly do have some arousing breasts there Matty
Doc: Doesn't it though? You being aroused by my breasts makes me blush. Cheers!!
Two days in a row with dick showing - sheesh.
Why do I keep coming here?
Oh wait...that's what YOU were doing...
Songbird: You keep coming back because I make you HOT. Cheers Dear!!
Great looking breasts...the sausage...not so good.
Raven: I hear that last part of your comment far too often. Cheers!!
I too was looking for the little man! Perhaps you need a clove of garlic?
Real: Perhaps the little man was just camera shy. Cheers!!
Mmm...the other white meat!
I kinda lost my appetite after all that red sauce. :(
Serious question-Does the bacon make the chicken greasy? Or is that part of the charm?
I generally avoid eating fowl. I now have another reason to avoid it.
That looked yummy! The chicken that is. The dog looked a bit on the un-plumped side :P
Oh and Matt? That weenie is waaay to close the teabag shot on my screen. I may have to switch teams now =(
That was a very .. uh .. arousing recipe. I might try it sometime when I'm alone.
Metalmom: Nope, not greasy at all. Just juicy much like my frankfurter. Cheers!!
Nick: Are you calling my breasts foul? Cheers!!
Starr: The chicken was Yum-Oh!! Please don't switch teams, we loves ya. Cheers!!
Jay: Try it. And if you have it in ya, do two servings. Cheers!!
Does your Ball Park Matt plump when you cook it?
Jeff: I find it disturbing that you would want to inquire about that. Cheers!!
from now on I will use your technique when "butterflying" breats....it will be our little secret.
I too am surprised of all the pictures Jeff would ask about "Frank"
seriously...I bet the dinner was delish!!
First, my blurb for your site for later use:
"Matt-Man's viscerally-alluring prose will leave you amused, nauseated, or with a raging case of syphilis. Usually all three at once if the post is good. Proceed with caution and copious amounts of antibiotics, because Bagwine Ruminations is one hell of a read."
As for your meal-- fucking yum. What did you serve that with?? What kind of sauce did you use?
Kat: I won't tell a soul. And yes, Jeff needs to re-examine his inner feelings. Cheers!!
Allison: Thanks and yes it was Yum-Oh. The beasts were big so for a vegetable we only served beer.
The sauce was a store bought sauce which I doctored up with some spices, herbs, and Aquadots. I scored baby!! Cheers!!
Did you just call me "Allison?" What the shit, man? How formal! LOL
Allie: Holy Shit, I feel ashamed. Of course I tend to feel formal on the days that I actually wear underwear. Cheers ALLIE!!
Stop, stop. You had me at bacon!
VE: Is there anything better? NO. And just think, on Feb. 6th I am giving up meat for 46 days during Lent. God Have Mercy on Me. Cheers!!
Hey don't worry. Call me anything you want. Just don't call me late to eat that delicious meal you're cooking. ;)
Allie: Will do. Now come and get it, hussy. Cheers!!
You're giving up meat again? Oh-no! More SPAM dreams!
OK don't get your nipples in a twist, I'm really drawn more to the vulva-esk chicken breast if that makes you feel more secure.
What did strike me about you cocktail weenie was the 'blood' at the tip. Did you shag your 14 year old internet ho and that's the result?
The chicken dish looks wonderful but if I make it, I'll leave out the hot dog. Seems that would leave a bad taste in ones mouth. ;)
Raven: Yes I am. The dreams should be interesting. Cheers!!
Jeff: Nooooo, it was an ovedose of marinara sauce in the bloodstream. Cheers!!
Patricia: Thanks, and the dog, don't look a gift dog in the mouth, or maybe you should. What? Thanks for stopping, Cheers!!
Okay, I just found you. And I must say if this dish makes you horny then I am making it tonight for dinner!!! Yum!
Jahooni: Thanks for stopping and I reciprocted. A former Midwest girl like you needs to feast on some meat indeed. Cheers!!
Yum, Matt-man!
Teach: Thanks Mary, I am yummy!! Oh wait, I bet you were talking about the chicken weren't you. Cheers!!
Oh Matt - I just had to come back in and take another look... Thank you for inspiring me.
Doc: Thanks. When I am not cruising the High Schools for hot 18 year old girls, I spend my time trying to inspire others. Glad it paid off in your case. Cheers!!
Yum Oh! Is that a Rachel Ray thing? lol :)
Nat: Unless you are taking her name in vain don't mention Rachel Ray. Good to see ya. Cheers!!
Todays BagWine Theme word is: copious
The chicken looks very good!
About your wiener: You should never try to rid yourself of the CLAP,with out the supervision of a Doctor.
F.Y.I.-Matt-Man, they don't use mallets anymore!
I lost my appetite when I saw your Vienna Sausage...
Going to walk on the treadmill now.
SMOOCHES~
I'm afraid to comment......maybe at a later time....my mind is racing in so many directions....and none of them are good...
Al: Thanks for the chef's approval. No mallets anymore? I guess I'll put it back in the drawer. Cheers!!
Dixie: Vienna Sausage? That's bure beef goodness. Enjoy the hamster walk. Cheers!!
Teamster: Glad to see you stop by you lucky guy you. Collect your faculties and comment next time.
In Solidarity, and Cheers!!
fine...just fine...
i do cooking..you do cooking...so now i will start doing youtubes of my singing...
and youtube will go out of business
nice butterfly method
I think I'd go with a white sauce and maybe substitute mushrooms for the bacon....
WTF???
Cripes! What is this thing that has invaded my brain??? Substitute for bacon???
Now I know what a cookbook by men would look like, geesh.
The recipe looks very good, and since I'm female it might be safe to give it a try.
Bond: You need to sing. It will release all of your pent up frustrations from being...um...pent up. Cheers!!
Travis: Snap out of it!! Actually, I would have added mushrooms, but someone in the BAgwine aboge (who shall be nameless) can't stand them. Cheers!!
Kila: Well, a little sex in the recipe may help bring more men to want to try and cook. Thanks for stopping. Cheers!!
* Looks tasty!
* It really does. I'm not just saying that because bacon is involved, though it helps.
Worm: Thanks my good man. Bacon makes everything better. Cheers!!
Matt-man,
That doesn't look like an Oscar Meyer...more like your wife's fav toy. No wonder you ain't gettin any...clean it before you put it back! Or..I'm telling!
OMG, that chicken looked delicious...the hot dog, now that's a different story, Matt Man. *LOL*
"Cheese rules,"
Damned straight skippy!
Even though it looks like a big cheesey va-jay jay.. It also looks superb! Is it a spaghetti sauce or just a tomato sauce?
Matty: Never mention me and a wife evah. Cheers!!
CrAzY: It does look a little undercooked, or is that under used? Cheers!!
Cheesy: Yes it does. It's just a store bought spaghetti sauce that I pimped up. Cheers!!
I'm hungry.
108: For What? ; )~~
Since you're giving up meat soon does that mean that you'll stop masturbating also?
Julie: Never!! Cheers!!
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