Holy Frijoles!!!!My post yesterday about Bill Cunningham, the acerbic, diminutive radio talk show muckraker, was prophetic and right on the mark.
Bill Cunningham “opened up” for Senator John McCain at a rally in Cincinnati, Ohio yesterday afternoon.
Cunningham promptly trashed, the “main stream” media, and Barack Obama in a less than gracious way.
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Not only is Bill Cunningham catching flak from all of the cable news shows, McCain disassociated himself from the self proclaimed, “Voice of the Common Man”.
McCain apologized for Willie’s remarks and then threw the mental midget underneath the Straight Talk Express and backed over him a few times.
I find the grief that Cunningham is receiving to be refreshingly funny.
I am sure that Cunningham is laughing as well. Willie knows that he, and his afternoon talk show on 700 WLW-AM just got millions of dollars worth of free advertising.
It’s a shame that Cunningham is being preempted by a Reds spring training baseball game today.
I will have to wait until tomorrow at 12:20 P.M. to listen to “The Great American” pick up the pieces. Bummer.
I have a bit of a truncated day today. My 13 year old clone is on a two hour delay due to snow, so I have to go fetch him this morning and drop him off at school.
I have to leave this afternoon at some point as well, and do a couple of other things. But there is good news for you all…Nay, nay, make that GREAT news…
After losing two more pounds, which takes me to 192, I am feeling sassy and oh so sexy, so guess what I am going to do.
I am going to take some very provocative pictures of myself today and post them tomorrow.
If you are good to me today, in the form of nice comments (Ed. Note: Joining the pander bandwagon, are we Matt?), I may even make a steamy Matt-Man video.
What the hell, even though I am 43, it’s not too late to become an adult film star. I just have to think of a good porn name to use. Suggestions are appreciated.
There you have it folks, short and sweet today. Enjoy your Hump Day, and I’ll be in and out today...which makes perfect sense, since I am about to embark on a career in porn.
Cheers!!
57 comments:
I don't know what's more frightening. the fact that you're starting a career in porn or that you have a mini clone
Well, you know tommorow IS Half-Nekkid Thursday, so it's only appropriate that you join me in your nekkidness!
Now for the name ...
I popped Matt-Man in to my favorite Porn Star Name Generator, and it spit out (hahahaha - I said spit and porn) the following:
Mark Slick
Seymour Malibu
Manley Slides
I'm thinking one of those might work!
Nurse: Ha...Very good. Very hurtful, but very good. Cheers!!
Dana: Those are good ones to consider. In fact, considering the shape that my body is in, "Manley Slides" may be quite appropraite. Cheers!!
Now this is fun news to wake up to!
Your weight loss flies in the face of all of todays diets...give up meat(protien) and lose weight. Dr Agaston may be using you as his New South Beach Model. Or maybe the Lenten Meatless Diet will be written by a more religious type...like say Bill Donohue.
I had to laugh when the pundits discussed Cunningham last night... you really ARE prophetic.
Enjoy your hectic day...and can't wait for the pictures and video..what a great way to wake up!
HUGS!!
Leelee: I could make a fortune selling a diet book: "Bust That Gut And Come To Know Jesus, The Bagwine Way".
Wow...Bill Donahue, there's a maniacal SOB!! The Cunningham thing was such serendipitous timing. Go figure.
The pics will be smokin'. Enjoy your day, lovely one. Cheers!!
I'll see your two pound weight loss and add my own 25 pound one. Think we should join forces on that video project?
Cunningham sounded like a freekin Idiot and McCain did not protest enough... Just my OP///
But Half nekkid MattM... I would never protest!
Songbird: Bow Chicka Wow Wowwww. Hi lady, did you call for a plumber? Bow Chicka Wow Wowwww. Cheers!!
Cheesy: McCain said he didn't know who the C-Man was. Hell, the dude has had dinner with him!!
HNMM: The Internets Will Never Be The Same. Cheers!!
Am I the only one who thinks that Bill Cunningham looks like a burn victim?
Actually I shouldn't say that because it's an insult to burn victims... I apologize.
Doc: Ha, very good...He appeared even worse on Hannity last night. The dude looks like he should be making Keebler Cookies. Cheers!!
LOL @ what Doc said...
Fire Marshall Will?
Matt - I hope you only watch Hannity for material...please God let that be the reason!
Leelee: Ha. Fire Marshall Will, good one.
And yes, I only watch it for the comedic value, and I knew Willie was going to be on.
You need not worry about my sanity Lee. Cheers!!
He does look like Fire Marshall Will... I knew I had seen him somewhere before...
McCain has had dinner with him and then says he does not know who he is? That is scary coming from a candidate...
How about we hold off on the videos until your Lenten fast reaches day 30? huh?
Porn Names...
Tiny Danger
Matt Meager
Rough Ralph
Rock Slide
Bond: Yeah, but how many people does a Prez candidate have dinner with?
I suppose if I waited until Day 30 of Lent, the video would be more of a religious experience.
Ha, Tiny Danger, that's not bad. Cheers!!
There was a story last night that Cunningham was so mad at McCain for apologizing that Cunningham said "I'm done with McCain, I'm supporting Hillary."
I doubt Hillary wants his support.
Speaking of the debate last night I thought Tim Russert was at an all time low. He's such a freaking slime ball and everybody kisses his ass. But he was just ridiculous last night.
Jay: Yeah Cunningham said that, but there is no way in hell he'd vote for Hillary. He's just full of schtick...and shit.
I agree. Russert wasn't nearly at his best. And, the debate overall was much more bland that I had expected. Cheers!!
A name and a catch phrase for ya:
Big Duke
As long as my arm
and as thick as my wrist.
With a knob on the end
as big as my fist.
Big Duke!
Jeff: Sweet. Giddy Up Jeff. Just call me Rooster Cockburn. Cheers!!
Ahh...there's no other Matt that I'd rather see pornographic!
Driller Matt-Man. That's it. I think I've seen enough of you already. Really. This is just way too much information for me. No porn day with Matt-Man. Bwahahahahaha. :)
Real: Oh lovely Real, be very careful for what you wish. Cheers!!
Sandee: Not a bad name. But c'mon...
Can one really get enough of the Mona Lisa? Or in this case, the Matta Lisa? Of course not. Cheers!!
Matteo, I'm thinking the video should be of you playing naked Twister.
OMG...I am SO wanting the photos! And the video! Have Schmoop post them on her blog for the ladies...
Bagwine - simply Bagwine is my porn suggestion. Teehee!
Porn name? What was the name of that little tiny gun in the MIB movie? Oh yeah...Tiny Cricket!
Songbird: No video of yet, but the pictures are in the can and are all set for posting tomorrow. Have your nitro pills handy. Cheers!!
Tigger: Hi There!! Bagwine does make sense.
I think Schmoop would prefer to post pictures of my headstone on her site. Pics will be posted on here tomorrow. Cheers!!
VE: After all the good advice you have given me, you turn around and break my heart. I don't know what to think. Cheers!!
Meat-man
Turnbaby: Wow...You don't go in for subtlety do ya? I like that. Cheers Turn!!
Dammit, Turn! That's what I was thinking!!
Metalmom: I am Shocked!! Nay, Outraged, at the blatant sexism that takes place here.
I am not a piece of meat. I am a HUMAN BEING for Godssakes.
Cheers!!
Porn name = The Matt Attack.
rust me I have seen some seriously unattractive men in porn videos....didn't think old Mama Bear watched porn, did ya? You my dear fine man have some sumptious sex appeal...ya know I like Picard for his lack of hair don't ya?
So, baby shake that booty for us.
Oh, and congrats on the weight loss.
Mama: Well, well Mama. You have me curious. And highly aroused.
Make sure to wear asbestos gloves tomorrow because my site will be smokin'. Cheers!!
MOUNT MAN seems appropriate to me... mount me, bend me, anyway you want me, you got the power to make it right... hahaha...
OR how about THE MELTER, proven to melt the Ice Princess and more...
MO MEAT, LESS FILLER? NAH...
POWER PUSH? DRILL DADDY? THE INFATUATOR? OH LORD, I best sign off, have a good day... :)))))
Lyn: That is just like you. Get me all excited and worked up and then sign off. What a blog tease you are.
Cheers Lyn!!
Just don't use Meatless Matt..cause then..I wouldn't come here anymore.... ;-)
Peace
Odat: Well if that's the case..."Meatless Matt" is off the table. Cheers Odat!!
OMG these names are too effn' funny...~cracking up~
this place deserves the "Best Comments of the Day" award...
HUGS!
Leelee: Yeah, everyone is a regular Al Goldstein. Cheers Hot Stuff!!
Are you serious? What a blessed day this is! I don't think I will get any sleep tonight knowing that just tomorrow... just tomorrow my fantasy will come true ;)~ but why is our amuzement park being put on the back burner. Okay, this is better i know...
I say that you keep the name "Matt-Man" Have your porn be more of the Super Powers of the Matt-Man. Dress in a cape with nothing else on. Maybe a mask. Hard Dick and all... that would be a turn on. Matt-Man Cums To Save the World Part 1.
Jahooni: The Amusement Park has been worked upon and worked upon. It's funny, but so far it's not FUNNY!! So unti it is...
Try not to lose sleep. Rest up so tomorrow, you can be wide awake, with capillaries wide open enjoying the sexiness of Matt-Man.
The Cape? A brilliant touch. Cheers, Jahoooooonii!!
i live in Cali, what time do you post? I want to set my alarm. ;)~
Jahooni: It will be up no later than 3 AM your time. And so will my post. Cheers!!
3am!!!!!!! it better be good and hard.;)
Jahooni: Well...it will be what it is. That's about all I can promise. But c'mon, subtlety is the key. Cheers!!
Sorry my friend...if you'll recall that weapon blew everyone away! Let's revise it and call you "LONG SCHLONG DONG"...LSD for short...
VE: Well, I guess I did get a bit defensive.
LSD works, because that's what I slip into the drinks of women so they'll have sex with me. Cheers!!
is the cape red or black?
oooh baby, Matt-man, porn star. I like it. have fun.
Jahooni: Whatever color you'd like. I 'm thinking hunter green. It will bring out the color of me eyes. Cheers!!
Lisa: Ahhhhh Lisa. Please stop back by tomorrow. I miss your backyard deck. Cheers!!
Cunningham's 15 minutes of fame is not exactly going the way he pictured it.
Ohio sounds fun, like Western PA fun
Hrm...how bout Drake Pounder?
That dude looks kinda like Howdy Doody
thank you Matt Man for your visit and support, I've given a link to your blog
I got home, turned on my obsession (CNN) and was promptly shown that Cunningham ass. And I thought of you... you prophetic thing you!
As for a porn name... you have one already: Matt Mann. LOL
Sparky: C-Man relishes any type of pub. And yeah Ohio and W. Pa. are similar. Cheers!!
Starr: Good to see you. I like the name and yes he does look like Howdy. Cheers!!
Miss Welby: Why thanks and thanks for stopping. I'll be by and I'll reciprocate. Cheers!!
Winter: I am a seer. My name is pornographic isn't it. Cheers!!
It seems odd that there is a snow delay and a baseball game on the radio on the same day.
Travis: Ha...good point. Cheers Travis!!
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