Thursday, February 28, 2008

Half Naked Thursday: Matt-Man, Unleashed!!

Many people in the Blogosphere participate in something called, ""Half-Naked Thursday". I asked myself, "Self, why shouldn't I do that?"

I mean, c'mon, everyone likes a little Matt-Man in their day, but there is always room for more of me...especially if I am pictured Half Nekkid.

Welcome to my initial, and if Emergency Rooms across the country cannot handle the number of cardiac arrests, my last Half-Naked Thursday....


Hi, this is me coyly showing a little Matt-Man cleavage...




Let's get comfortable...Join me on the couch, won't you?



You can't tell, but I am laying on the bed. You know you want to be here with me.




I am so damn ripped and cut. My workout regimen is really paying off for me...And trust me, that oval barely covers my ample naughty bits. No, seriously.




I'm starting to feel a little randy now, knowing that all of you beautiful ladies (and some of you guys, and you know who you are) are enjoyin' the unbridled sexual svengali-ism of the Matt-Man.

Ooooooo, when I think about you, I touch myself!!




Heyyyyyyyyy!! How'd this picture get in here? Just kidding. There's no reason that I shouldn't put something out there for Senator Larry Craig and Rev. Ted Haggard to enjoy.




Wow!! I even got myself worked up into a lather looking at my Half-Naked spread...And you can tell from the new review in the right sidebar, that this post got Tyra Banks worked up as well.

I just hope that my Yahoo E-Mail Account can keep up with all of the messages that I'll be getting from the Family Research Council ladies today.

Oil up your servers now Yahoo, we are about to see how well they operate under the pressure of thousands of women craving the Matt-Man.

Cheers!!

133 comments:

Dana said...

I can't begin to tell you just how turned on I am right now ... and it's only 4 AM!

Schmoop said...

Dana: I go well with your morning coffee don't I? Cream? Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

oooh you're such a yummy bear

Schmoop said...

Nurse: Ha...Unfortunately, as the years pass by, I become more gummy than yummy. Cheers!!

leelee said...

all I can say.....

leelee said...

is OUCH!! I fell off my chair..I must have fainted..

This is more than I could have ever imagined. I had no idea teal looked so good on you..

be still....my foolish heart....

My Fiancee is Hot © said...

Hehe funny pics :)

Have a happy HNT and a great weekend

M.K

Schmoop said...

Leelee: All I can say is...I hope you didn't bruise anything important when you fainted.

The teal really does bring out the Wild Irish Rose bloodshot hue of my eyes doesn't it?

Cheers Bella!!

Schmoop said...

Fiancee: Ha. Thanks, and thanks for stopping by. Cheers!!

Lisa Ryan said...

LOL, oh baby, oh baby.

Schmoop said...

Lisa: You LOL'd. That is the reaction I get from all women when I am half naked.

It's a laugh of endearment right? Cheers!!

Karen said...

LOL. What a chest-hair-o-rama you have going on! How am I supposed to concentrate on work now?

Schmoop said...

Karen: Isn't it sad? I have more hair on my chest than I do on my head!! Press on Karen, and try to keep your mind out of the gutter that we call "me". Cheers!!

leelee said...

"chest-hair-o-rama "

I can't take it...lol

Cheesy said...

Just one word....
ohmyfluckinggawdithinkicame

Leighann said...

WOW! I knew this was going to be the best birthday EVER!

Now if only you'd email me the UNCENSORED shot of your meat-licious man tool! :D

Unknown said...

Good Lord! The blogasphere has been ablaze with comments about this post, but I didn’t believe it until I saw it with my own eyes. Uh, do you think this will improve your chances for the presidency?

Schmoop said...

Leelee: Take it...Take it Baby. Cheers!!

Cheesy: Ha....I did to after reading your comment. Cheers!!

Leighann: Oh Leighann, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was your B-Day. Happy B-Day!!

I'd email ya the uncensored ones, but I erased them...Very Quickly. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Nick: I hope your retinas are still functioning.

Of course it will help my campaign. People will see that I have nothing to hide...including my lack of dignity. Cheers!!

The Boy said...

OK, fess up, how many yearning emails did you get?

Schmoop said...

Boy: You mean in addition to the ones I have sent to myself? Cheers!!

Leighann said...

Thanks :)

You could always take special pics, just for me. You, naked, covered in birthday cake!

I'm sure Schmoop won't mind smearing cake all over your body!

Schmoop said...

Leighann: I would do that just for you, but Schmoop would much rather eat the cake than waste it on me. Cheers!!

Unknown said...

Oh baby, oh baby! I'm feeling VERY Randy baby. LOVE the choice of colors!

Schmoop said...

Bina: Thanks. I feel so pretty in teal, and it shows in the camera. Thanks for stopping by and Cheers!!

Jeff B said...

You big stud muffin you.

Escuse me while I go scrape my skin. I feel do dirty now, and not in a good way.

Liz Hill said...

Does Schmoop know you are wearing her panties too?

Schmoop said...

Jeff: I knew you were one of the men of whom I referred to. Here, have a tissue. Cheers!!

TB: No panties in this spread. I'm out there Turn, and I'm lovin' every minute of it. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

OMG! You are INSANE! LOL Good insane, but insane...

And ummm.. just wondering... was that white coverup in one of the pics following the contours of the "covered up object"?

Schmoop said...

Dutch: Ha...That is music to my ears. Yes, the white spot follows my unit precisely hence my nickname: The Zeppelin.

Thanks for stopping by and Cheers, you gorgeous Dutch treat, you!!

Schmoop said...

Absurdist: Doesn't every guy on the internets have at least a 14" wanker? Thanks for stopping by. Cheers!!

Cheesy said...

I have a solution for the cake babe... have Schmoop lick the cake OFF you! Oh and take pics of that too~~~

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: That's a good idea, but I am pretty sure that Schmoop would prefer to go through this entire, unfortunate posting anonymously. Cheers!!

Leighann said...

Well damn.... there goes my birthday!

Anonymous said...

Wow... I'm... um... Impressed... I think...

Schmoop said...

Leighann: I work something out. You can blow out my candle. Cheers!!

Dutch: Impressed? I rarely hear that word uttered when I am involved in the conversation. Thanks and Cheers!!

Leighann said...

Now you're talkin!

Odat said...

Is it too soon for me to be looking at these types of pics?
Nah.....
You're nuts....
Peace

You can Call me AL said...

No words can describe my feelings right now.

Nice work Matt-Man, diffidently over the top in bagwine style!

Schmoop said...

Leighann: Woo Hoo!! Cheers!!

Odat: Of course not. Heyyyyy, did you say you're looking at my nuts? Thanks. Cheers!!

Mr. Fab: Well get in line mister...right behind Jeff. That didn't sound good, did it? Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Al: Are you telling me that I make you hot Al? Thanks, and hopefully somebody will want to be over my top. Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

What can I say?

Schmoop said...

SOngbird: What can you say? Oh I know damn well that there is something very sarcastic and hurtful spinning around in your mind dear. Cheers!!

Angell said...

Matt-Man, you have NO idea how badly I needed that laugh this morning.

Unfortunately I spit tea all over my monitor and I think I might have shorted something out.

Ah well - quite worth it.

*snicker*

Schmoop said...

Angell: Ha....I am glad it helped, but I do apologize for the damage. Cheers Angell!!

maryt/theteach said...

Y'know, Matt-man, you are lookin' really excellent now that you're off meat...

BTW Had no intention of hurting you with my TT post that mentioned you. You know that, Mattie, huh? huh?

Lex Valentine said...

I had to turn on the fan and it's like 46 degrees here. Woah, baby. Now I have 3 men on my I don't like hairy chests, but on these men, it's hot list.

And the comments... My eyes are streaming with tears from laughing so hard. Fab... there are no words for how funny his comment was. And your reply was even funnier, Matt! I can't breathe now... I gotta go get some air...

Schmoop said...

Teach: Hey there is no such thing as bad free publicity. Thanks for the shout out Mary. Cheers!!

Winter: Why thank ya dear. Catch your breath, dry your tears, and cool yourself down. Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

You areThe Master.

Schmoop said...

Songbird: Ha...And we both know from where that comment came. Thank you very much dear. Cheers!!

Bunny said...

Woo-hoo!! Welcome to HNT!

The one picture has a pesky white dot I can't seem to move . . . maybe you better just send me a copy . . .

HHNT!

Schmoop said...

Bunny: Just rub the spot for a couple of minutes and maybe something will pop out. Thanks for stopping by and Cheers!!

Jay said...

Do you order your nighties online or is there is local store that carries your size?

Very hot dude. I think.

leelee said...

"And the comments... My eyes are streaming with tears from laughing so hard."

what winter said...

HUGS!

Ginormous Boobs said...

You have put my cleavage pictures to shame. I must hand over the crown and give up posting them for a very long time...

Schmoop said...

Jay: I'll email you my supplier. I get my unmentionables behind our local Kroger Grocery Store. You have to ask for a guy named Vito. Cheers!!

Leelee: You guys are a fun bunch. And quite masochistic. Cheers!!

Ginormous: Be still my heart, and please, never discontinue posting your cleavage. I will however, use your crown; I bet I would look hot in it. Cheers!!

Angel said...

Hey, Matt-Man. I'm a first time visitor and I just love your blog. I will have to keep coming back.

TK Kerouac said...

Well done, funny and sexy, a great mix, Happy first hnt!

Schmoop said...

Angel: Why thank you very much. Glad you stopped, and I will make sure to swing by yours. Cheers!!

Kerouac: Hey there TK. Thanks and thanks for stopping by. Cheers!!

Durward Discussion said...

Oh my my my. Pass the defribrulator ...

Schmoop said...

Jamie: Ha...You know what turned me on about your comment Jamie?

I love a woman who can spell "defribulator". Cheers!!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Well, now it appears i will not be blogging for a longer period of time...

the doctors say it may take up to 6 months for my eyesight to return after I stuck sewing needles in them after these pictures appeared on my monitor

Schmoop said...

Bond: Awwww Vinny, it's alright. You don't have to feel that you are too inadequate to gaze upon my beauty. Fix your eyes there dude. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Oh baby...I have had what is behind that white spot ....it was gooood.....very very goood

Schmoop said...

Anon: Why thanks...I must have not been drinking Wild Irish Rose that night, 'cause it's tough to get it up when I am drinking that let alone being good at sex when it is in my system. Cheers!!

You can Call me AL said...

Matt-Man no disrespect,but don't you think the GIANT OVAL was a bit too much. A band aid would be more then enough.

Had to do it...

Schmoop said...

Al: Y'know...Attacking my manhood is not very becoming. If you want to borrow my nightie, just ask. Cheers!!

Kyra: Thanks Baby!! And you know, I find it so appropriate that you posted the 69 th comment of the day. Go Figure. Cheers!!

Mike said...

Don't forget about Rev. Jerry Fallwell! Now that he's dead he's got no reason to be homophobic, that little tinky winky twit! I know he's pulling his pud to that picture of you in the dress!

Schmoop said...

Mike: Ha...Funny that you mentioned that. I thought about JF after I typed in Haggard's name.

Falwell, what a peach that SOB was. Thanks for stopping by and Cheers!!

Unknown said...

Baby you hooked me line and sinker in the beginning and then it sank from there, the negligee??? What were you thinking?

Schmoop said...

Mama: Are you kidding? Don't you love the Fellini-Like juxtaposition of the soft teal negligee pressed up against my not so firm manliness?

Where's my Oscar, dammit? Cheers!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Hey there, Hot Stuff!!!! Purrrr!

Marilyn said...

So Jasmine starts to walk in here and I say, "No! there's inapropriate stuff on this blog".

and she says..."Matt-man's blog?"

How'd she know?

Sandee said...

Do you have a tat on your behind? Seems so. I want to see the tat. Okay, this post was way more of the Matt-Man than I ever wanted to see. Bwahahahahahaha. This took a large set to post this you know. Have a great day. :)

Schmoop said...

Real: Oooo Baby. Rowwwrrrrrr right back at ya. Cheers!!

Marilyn: Ha...Now that's funny. Cheers Marilyn!!

Schmoop said...

Sandee: Nope no tatoo, but I was thinking of using a Sharpie and drawing Lola on my left ass cheek.

And I warn you now, there may be more next Thursday. Cheers Sandee!!

desert rat said...

Love the earring and black & teal are definitely your colors. I am *most* impressed with your ability to "make love to the camera" all the while maintaining a soulful commentary.

But the oval thing? The way the photo is shot you *could* claim your wanker is hanging down to your kneecaps but you didn't want to make your other manly readers feel inadequate.

Cheers Dearie

Schmoop said...

Desert Rat: Thank you for your kind words.

And yes, you hit it on the head, so to speak, by me opting to hide my manhood and refrain from emasculating the few male readers that I have. Cheers!!

Jahooni said...

OMGOSH... i tried to set my alarm for 3am but after having a few glasses last night... well i slept in and OMGOSH, did i just say that?

I almost fell out of my chair!!Thank GAWD i have my own office so i can close my door and have my Matt Time Today! ;)~ this is freakin a hoot. but where is the cape?

Will you marry me?

Jahooni said...

glasses of wine i meant!
After these pics of you today i think i'll turn to the hard stuff! ;)~

Schmoop said...

Jahooni: Enjoy your Matt time and let me know all about it when you can.

I'll make sure to think about your experience when I take my next set of Half Nekkid Thursday pictures...And yes, there will be a cape involved.

Try Wild Irish Rose...It claims to be wine, but it's not. No ma'am, it is not. Cheers Jahoooooooni!!

Jahooni said...

should i tell you exactly what i did? ;)~
How does one become a HNT groupie?

Schmoop said...

Jahooni: EXACTLY what you did. Unless of course, it involves a bit of throw up in the back of your throat. Cheers!!

Jahooni said...

i swallowed so it's okay... ;)~

Schmoop said...

Jahooni: Such dedication. Cheers!!

Jahooni said...

i try ;)~

Schmoop said...

Jahooni: What more can one ask? I appreciate a good effort. Cheers!!

Raven said...

Damn, I opened this up at work! I'm probably going to fired now. Oh-well, it was worth it!!!

Schmoop said...

Raven: Ha...I've been waiting for you and your sarcastic wit.

I hope the job remains yours to keep...If you like it. CheersMy Fellow Buckeye Stater!!

Secondhand Rose said...

It's rare for photos to capture the sexiest of all male attributes, humor; but you've done it! Hip-hip-whore-ay!

Happy HNT -- and nice to meet you :)

Schmoop said...

Rose: That was an incredibly nice thing to say. Thanks for stopping by, and Cheers to You!!

Jahooni said...

maybe i should get naked to get as many comments and visitors as you. i am kinda jealous!

You can Call me AL said...

You'll let me borrow the nightie? I hope the green goes with my eyes.
I checked out the Band aid theory and yes it worked just fine. Of Course I'm hung like a Tic-Tac.

I don't care what it takes, your hitting over 100 comments today...

Mo and The Purries said...

It took me 4 viewings of this post(and 6 cold showers) before I could make my fingers work to comment (I guess my hands were busy elsewhere after seeing the Full Matty!)...

And as for the election - well after ogling these pics, all I have to say is "Barack who???"

Schmoop said...

Jahooni: If you did that I am sure you would pass me just on my comments alone. Cheers!!

Al: you are a good man. Thank you for pleasing my comment whore-ness. The hightie is your anytime. Cheers!!

Mo: Ha...I was hoping you would stop by. I am glad that I could work my magic upon you. Try not to break mt spell...It won't work. Cheers Buddy!!

Mo and The Purries said...

I was drawn to your blog today like a fruit fly to a rotting banana ~ and I mean that in the most positive way you can imagine!

Schmoop said...

Mo: Thank you my drosophiliac friend. I guess you'll have to make room for a new cock in the Wren's House!!

Hey!! That wasn't too bad. Cheers Mo!!

Mo and The Purries said...

Cheers, Matt!
Drosophiliac - you crack me up.

Schmoop said...

Mo: Ha...Thanks for the funny comments. I hope things go the way you want them to for you soon my friend. Cheers Buddy!!

Ken said...

Kick-ass blog Matt-Man!
[addictive!]

Schmoop said...

Micky: Ha...Thanks alot. I'll swing by soon. Cheers!!

Ashly Star said...

Those pictures all rock. A couple of them are pretty funny actually. ;) You are definitely ripped and cut, as you said, heh.

Happy HNT! =)

Schmoop said...

Amorous: Well thank ya, but I was being serious ; ). Ha. Thanks alot for stopping by and please stop by again. Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

Home run, kid. You hit it. I told you are The Master.

Schmoop said...

Songbird: Yes you did, and I thank you for it dear friend. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Oooh baby, aqua is YOUR color!

Schmoop said...

Starr: Ooooo baby. Just call me Aqua Velva. Hope you're doing okay Starr. Cheers!!

Lynda said...

I missed all of this while I was out all day? Wow! Great pics, great comments, great numbers... Impressive~ You are lookin good in your meatless meandering... the turquoise, well, I like you in black, you look so great in black, still, it does give you a certain charm... Ha! Perfect way to end the day... Mmmm, wonder which pic I should dream upon??? Have a great night, and, as always looking forward to what might pop forth next from the M&M.... :))))

Anonymous said...

That is one sexy body you have there Matt!

I have never found something as comedically sexy as this...EVER!

There is a lot of humidity going on between my thighs at the moment let me tell you!

Still pissed at that white censor oval.Damnit!!!!!

Deb Hernandez said...

That was SO disturbing on so many levels, but the Diva could not stop staring... like a moth drawn to a flame or a fly to a pile of... LOL

Thanks for making me smile...even if I did feel like I should take a hot shower or something....

Lisa Ryan said...

The laugh was for you in that lovely blue nighty/camisole and that great expression on your face. the oh baby, oh baby was for all the rest....

did you hit a record today for comments? wow.

Anonymous said...

You crack me up, Matt Man! I loved the one with the tongue stuck out. :)

Sparky Duck said...

YOU DO NOT LOOk LIKE PARIS HILTON, put some clothes on man

Schmoop said...

Lyn: I wish I knew that you were going to dream about me. I would have dreamed about you and we could have had one great time. Thanks for the comments today. Cheers!!

PP: Mmmmmmmm. Humidity between your thighs? Be still my heart baby. Sorry 'bout the censor. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Diva: Words cannot express my appreciation of your um...well...warm? comments. Cheers!!

Lisa: Purrrrrrrr. Oh Baby. Yes I did have a record comment day. As always, glad you came around. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Crazy: Ha. Glad you got a chuckle. I hope you and the one on the way are feeling well. Cheers!!

Sparky: I'll take that as a compliment. Cheers Sparky!!

Tara Tainton said...

Wow... can one become addicted upon her very first visit??? I think I can always use a little Matt-Man in my day! Thanks for sharing the great pics!!! Your personality's infectious. ;)

xoxo
Tara

Schmoop said...

Tara: Why thank you very much lovely one. Glad you stopped by; please don't be a stranger. Cheers!!

Tequila Mockingbird said...

fucking hot! i love it. i want to sit on your lap, while you tell me what a naughty girl i am and how much i need a spanking.

Schmoop said...

Tequila: Well hop right on Tequila, and I will correct all of your naughtiness. Cheers and Bottoms Up Baby!!

stacys1175 said...

WOW!!!!!:)
I'm speech less:) I came across your blog on Life is a Roller Coaster. and did not exspect to see such a hot sexy man dressed in teal LOL!! LOved it your blog is funny.

Schmoop said...

Stacy: Ha...Thanks alot. I hope you stop by again. Cheers!!

Naughty Endevours said...

Reow. Epecially the nipple one!

Schmoop said...

Naughty: Thanks for stopping. I only have nipple for you. Cheers!!

Lee Ann aka Dixie said...

At first I was excited and everything was all good till I got to the pic of you in the blue/black lace teddy... Why did you put on you French Maid outfit???

Oh well.. maybe next time.

SMOOCHES~

Schmoop said...

Dixie: I will try to remember that next time.

I did use my feather duster today. I tickled myself and cleaned every damn thing in the house. Cheers!!

Pamela said...

My first visit. Here from The Ice Box.
rrrrrrrrrrrrruf.

Schmoop said...

Pamela: Well thanks for stopping. Rrrrrrruf right back at ya. Cheers Pamela!!

Unknown said...

Once again... i couldn´t resist to add you to my Sunday Suggestions

Cheers, Sexy!

Schmoop said...

Sanni: Ha. Thanks. Me and my Bratwurst love you. Cheers Sanni!!

Tish said...

Love the pics! :)

I'm one of the early participants of Half Nekkid Thursday. I participated in 2005 and 2006. Maybe I'll give it a try again one of these days. :) The infamous Osbasso is a good friend of mine. I got to meet him, as well as a dozen or so other HNT participants, in December 2006. Great time!

I hope you're having a great weekend!

Schmoop said...

Tish: Why thank ya. Obasso was quite helpful with signing up and everything. This was my first time. I feel so dirty, and yet feel I need to do it every Thuirsday. ; )

Thanks for stopping by, and Cheers!!

katherine. said...

oh my

really

oh MY

(wonder if I could get the teamster into a little turquoise satin and black lace)

(my Mama wants to know who you are....laughing laughing laughing....)