Half Naked Thursday: Matt-Man, Unleashed!!

Many people in the Blogosphere participate in something called, ""Half-Naked Thursday". I asked myself, "Self, why shouldn't I do that?"

I mean, c'mon, everyone likes a little Matt-Man in their day, but there is always room for more of me...especially if I am pictured Half Nekkid.

Welcome to my initial, and if Emergency Rooms across the country cannot handle the number of cardiac arrests, my last Half-Naked Thursday....

Hi, this is me coyly showing a little Matt-Man cleavage...

Let's get comfortable...Join me on the couch, won't you?

You can't tell, but I am laying on the bed. You know you want to be here with me.

I am so damn ripped and cut. My workout regimen is really paying off for me...And trust me, that oval barely covers my ample naughty bits. No, seriously.

I'm starting to feel a little randy now, knowing that all of you beautiful ladies (and some of you guys, and you know who you are) are enjoyin' the unbridled sexual svengali-ism of the Matt-Man.

Ooooooo, when I think about you, I touch myself!!

Heyyyyyyyyy!! How'd this picture get in here? Just kidding. There's no reason that I shouldn't put something out there for Senator Larry Craig and Rev. Ted Haggard to enjoy.

Wow!! I even got myself worked up into a lather looking at my Half-Naked spread...And you can tell from the new review in the right sidebar, that this post got Tyra Banks worked up as well.

I just hope that my Yahoo E-Mail Account can keep up with all of the messages that I'll be getting from the Family Research Council ladies today.

Oil up your servers now Yahoo, we are about to see how well they operate under the pressure of thousands of women craving the Matt-Man.

Cheers!!