Presidents Day: Let's Put on the Oval Office Feedbag

I hope all of you had an enjoyable weekend. Mine was lovely and it continues today.

I will be spending much of the day with Ryno who is out of school in honor of Presidents’ Day.

Before I go over to his house and get my butt kicked in his video game of choice, I thought I should provide a tribute to the great men who have led our nation.

What better way to laud our Presidents than to create an Executive Office restaurant with a full menu of culinary delights in their honor…

Ready for breakfast? How about trying an Abraham and Cheese Omelet? Instead of eating it along with boring slices of toast, try our Mary Todd Lincoln Crazy Bread.

If you phone ahead, you can even reserve the coveted John Wilkes Booth.

Eggs not your first choice? Perhaps you are more of a pancake and sausage kind of person, and prefer JFK to Honest Abe. No problem...

Order a delicious plate full of our Bay of Pigs in a Blanket. The cakes are fluffy and the sausage has a hint of Cuban spices. Bueno!!

You can always stop by for lunch as well.

If you like a good hamburger try our Cow-Vin Coolidge Burger. We cook the beef until well done so the meat doesn’t make a sound. Silent Cal would have it no other way.

A well made Club Sandwich is increasingly hard to find, but not at our place. We use three layers of the best turkey, ham, roast beef, and the freshest tomato and lettuce in ours.

This is a giant sandwich inspired by a giant in American Politics, FDR.

Order this, and the only thing your hunger will fear will be the deliciousness of our Cripple-Decker Club.

Maybe you’d like to nosh on a few appetizers. We got ’em. Try our Teddy Roosevelt inspired Speak Softly and Carry a Big Fried Cheese on a Stick.

Another popular snack is our William McKinley Buffalo Wings. These are simply to die for. (You may need to Google that reference, sorry.)

We have plenty of dinner options from which to choose as well. One popular dish is our Chester A. Arthur Mutton Chops. These mutton chops are big and delicious just like Chester’s, minus the hair.

Not a glutton for mutton?

A rising star on our dinner menu is the other white meat in the form of our uber-juicy James K. Polk Chops.

They are butterflied and stuffed with spinach, bleu cheese, and seasoned with copious amounts of obscurity. Who knew that our eleventh President tasted so good!?

We also offer tribute to our current White House Wizard, George W. Bush. For a big Texas-Sized appetite try our Iraq of Lamb. Upon trying this dish, President Bush said, “Dang, these is some good.” A word of warning about this dish…

It is so good that once you start eating you may never go home. It’s also pretty pricey so you may want to bring along a Chinese friend and have him foot the bill.

Well there you have it, a menu fit for a President. I think I’ll celebrate it by having a cocktail before I go over to see Ryno.

I’ll mix some blue vodka, a splash of sweet, charming Vermouth, and a shot of ego…

I love a good Bill Clintini in the morning. Happy Presidents Day!!



Cheers!!