Fidel Castro Resigns: Matt-Man Whips Out His Organ

Put your makeshift raft into dry dock and call the New York Yankees, the Revolution is over. I say again, La Revolución es más!!

It’s official Fidel Castro will not accept another term as President of Cuba. He has resigned as President of the Communist Caribbean country after 49 years of rule.

As shockwaves are going through the international political community, entrepreneurial Casino Resort developers everywhere are jacking off in synchronicity with peso potential glee…

“Hola, and welcome to Bally’s de Havana, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson!!”

But, let us not jump the gun and take Castro’s resignation as the end of rusty iron handed rule on the island.

While Fidel, who is 81, is resigning, it is expected that he will be replaced by a new, much younger Cuban Dictator in the form of his brother Raul, who will be a mere 77 years old in June.

I for one hope that democracy does not come to this island nation. If democracy flourishes, that will put those people who manufacture spare parts for 1959-1965 Chevys and Buicks out of work. Let’s just take a deep breath, and be careful what we wish for.

Now, let me get on with what I had intended to talk about. Sheeeeeeee’s Baaaack!! Yep, this sleek, sweet, music maker is back in my possession after wresting it away from exile at my son’s house.

My Casio CTK-491 and I have been reunited. From here on out, you not only will be able to hear me sing such Bagwine classics as, The Resurrection, but listen to me play along as well.

Matt-Man’s You Tube Site will be rockin’.

I have even given this beauty a name. Her name is Tyra…Tyra Soundbank. And let me tell you, I am going to be pounding away on Tyra all day today. We will be making some bee-yoo-tee-ful music together.

I haven’t played in quite awhile, but in only an hour yesterday, we hammered out the music to Little Eva’s song, The Locomotion so we can put it to my tune, The Resurrection. Praise Jeebus and let me rub Tyra’s big speakers.

I will practice very hard over the coming weeks, so that I can headline at the new Amusement Park that I am developing. I want to build a religious themed family fun park, complete with thrilling rides, great food, and filled with the Holy Spirit.

The idea just came to me so I don’t even have a name for it yet.

Perhaps I could call it King of Kings Island, Six Flags Over Jesus, Busch Hanging Gardens of Babylon, or if I want to get a little playful and risqué, By Gollywood…just not sure, more on this tomorrow.

Before I go, I would be remiss if I didn’t give a Happy Birthday Shout Out to one of the original commenters on Bagwine Ruminations. Happy 41st Birthday to Mo of It’s a Blog Eat Blog World.

Have a fun-filled day my flamboyant friend, and know in your heart that you’ll always be a princess to me.

Cheers!!