Tomorrow is a big day for me, and all Ohioans. We will be casting our votes in the Presidential Primaries.
Voting also takes place in Texas, Vermont, and Rhode Island.
Only one of which of those three is really a state.
I mean, c'mon...Vermont? Lotsa Maple Syrup, Ethan Allen, and what else…green mountains?
Maybe if you were one of the original 13 colonies you would have a claim to fame, but you were the 14th.
Maybe I’ll visit your “state” if I am in need of a hearty pancake breakfast and a nice nap.
Rhode Island? Did you come up with that name in order to become a tourist trap for 17th Century English and Dutch settlers?
Hellooo, not an island. You my Rhodies, are but a mere piece of national insignificance.
So, Vermont and Rhode Island, go ahead and vote and if it possibly makes a difference in things, we will go ahead and count them.
If not, well, just go back to doing whatever is you folks do.
Tomorrow's vote, for me, comes down to Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.
I am voting for Hillary Clinton tomorrow, mainly because her and I share the same taste in pantsuits.
Nothing says competence like a smart polyester blend sansi-belt pantsuit.
Rock On, H-Rod…You wear it well, baby.
There are a few things about Barack Obama that give me pause for concern, but the following may be my biggest concern…
The thing I most dislike like about Barack Obama is that he can’t pronounce “Massachusetts” correctly.
He pronounces it, “Massa-two-shits”, which greatly irritates me for a couple of reasons.
Not only did my ex say it that way, I find it to be an affront to African-Americans because it sounds like he is describing a slave owner’s bowel movement habits.
Shame on you, Barack…Pandering to The Man, are we?
The candidates can blah, blah, blah all they want about the economy, health care, and national defense. To me, it sounds like white noise.
If you want my vote, simply buck the current fashion trends, and refrain from talking about the fecal matter put forth by Plantation owners.
Hillary Clinton, has certainly done that. Even though her campaign is fading, at least for tomorrow, my vote, and my heart will belong to her.
Enjoy your Monday my friends. I am going to prepare a delicious Lenten Tuna Casserole today.
Maybe I’ll take pictures of the process, and we can have a pictorial Bagwine Buffet tomorrow.
Until next time,
Cheers!!
60 comments:
Delicious tuna casserole? I don't know if those words should be used together. There is just something about the smell of tuna cooking that reminds me of athletes foot.
Dana: Blasphemer!! I love tuna. Trust me, it will look and tatse delicious. Eat my tuna Dana, eat my tuna. Cheers!!
Well, Happy Voting...and I think you owe it to all your readers to post a pic of you in a polyester pant suit....maybe eating a tuna casserole....
Peace
Odat: You have an eye for photography dontcha? That was a brilliant idea. Cheers!!
Massa-two-shits I believe is the correctly pronounce & besides are these just words, just three words to pronounce Massa-two-shits! I think you would look better in a seersucker
fabric than polyester blend.
I see you more in something with pink chiffon...but maybe that's just my personal taste.
Wow, my heart is swelling with pride..just knowing you are so engaged in the process. I'm so proud of you Matt!..dammit I'm proud to be an American! I can't help but sing...with a little help from my old pal Lee Greenwood, c'mon now join me:
And I’m proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died, who gave that right to me.
And I’d gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land God bless the U.S.A.
wow..I feel great now..the only way to feel better would be to have a hunk of that Tuna Casserole (My mother a native Ohioan btw), used to put Potato Chips on top...made a nice crust. God that was good..I love it in Velveetaland!
Roger: Much like George Costanza I would prefer to be ensconced in velvet. Cheers!!
Fab: Chiffon makes me break out in a rash. Cheers!!
Leelee: I must let you know something...Lee Greenwood is loathed by me. I still love you, and I will excuse his mention this time.
And don't worry, there will be a nice crust and plenty of the V-Cheese in the dish. Cheers!!
I was being a tad fasicious my dear Matt..in regard to Mr Greenwood. See, that's one thing about writing in a blog...it's hard to get the "tone" just right.
But I am proud to be an American and I do love tuna casserole.
Now credit where credit is due: Rhode Island did come up with a pretty nice chicken.
Be brave ... Do sumthin' furrin to that casserole: Parmesan cheese sprinkled from that gourmet green can.
Leelee: That is more comforting to hear than you know. Cheers and Here's to the Tuna!!
Jamie: Ha...You would mention something like that. I love green can Parmesean. What's not to like about cheese flavored salt? Cheers!!
Tuna...I haven't eaten that since the whole dolphin thing in the 80's. We've seen you in your lingerie...I want a picture in one of those pantsuits!
Raven: Screw the dolphins, they're supposed to so damn smart, they should be able to avoid the tuna catch.
I'll see what I can do about a pantsuit layout for ya. Cheers Raven!!
polyester pantsuits and tuna noodle casserole - you went to a lot of church suppers in your youth didn't you?
please wear the suit tomorrow when you vote - that would speak volumes. :-)
Wait! WAIT!!!
Hun you are supposed to be voting for our beloved Mattsia...
You dumbshit! [said with that endearing cheesiness]
And hun?? I am NOT voting for H-Rod BECAUSE she wears poli---
It's all natural cotton and hemp for this hippy chick..
Mmmn Velveeta. I just bought some this weekend... grill cheese for lunch. Oh, yeah.
I voted for Hill in the CA primary. There is something scary about voting for a guy who's biggest supporter is Oprah. She is trying to take over this country, isn't she? I just feel it in my bones.
I never realized B.O. said Massachusetts that way. I'll have to listen closer to CNN when he's on. It's hard tho. When he talks all I hear is the gloating.
Lisa: Ha...Yes I did. Wow, I like the pantsuit to the polls idea. I would definitely be showing my support. Cheers!!
Cheesy: It's just the primary Cheesy, You natural fiber snob, you. Cheers!!
Winter: Velveeta makes THE best grilled cheese sandwich.
I tried to find a You Tube video of him saying it, but couldn't find one. I have heard him do it about three or four times. Cheers!!
My best bud in Ohio was trying to convince me to fly back today just so I could vote in the primary this week.
All those hundreds of advisors that Hillary has on her campaign and no room for one little old fashion consultant. Nobody to stop her from wearing shoes that clash with her polyester pantsuit. Very sad.
What happened to Bagwine on your state map?
Massa-two-shits!!! That almost made me fall out of my chair, hit my head, become unconscious,and die from a bleeding head wound!
Post about the tuna casserole!!! My mom made a good one that I can't duplicate!
Boobs: Well we would love to have you back, and not just beacuse of your boobs...Okay maybe that is the reason. Cheers!!
Jay: Why do you hate? Cheers!!
Jeff: Bagwine shows up as Springfield on this map. I had trouble commenting on your site this morning. I shall return. Cheers!!
Metal: I shall do that. And yes, Obama actually says that. Go Figure, such an eloquent speaker. Cheers!!
I think it's weird how he says "POCK-istan"...lol. Happy voting tomorrow! I'll have my arse firmly planted in front of the tv all day :-)
108: Who are you and what have you done with Kyra Sutra? Cheers!!
Is Hillary aware of your heart belonging to her? I mean... at all? Cuz, ya know, according to me that would mean "bye bye Bill" for sure... And he's still there, so I a assume you didn't tell her... yet...
DB: I think after the 400+ amorous emails that I sent to her, she knows how I feel.
I don't think Bill is worried, but there are more than a few Secret Service and FBI agents who have shown some "concern". Cheers!!
I, personally, would like to see a flag-waving tuna in a leisure suit...
but that would probably shock me, and I would fall and likely hit my head, causing me to lose consciousness and then, in all probability, hallucinate about a half-naked Matt-Man eating said tuna, slathered in Durkee Fried Onions, with a singed American flag hiding his naughty bits.
Time for more coffee.
Desert Rat: Whether you were saying this in jest or not, you may have just written the script for my next video. Brilliant!!
Cheers!!
Brilliant?! And I was just gunnin' for the COW!
Desert Rat: Well ya never know...You may have taken a shot and bagged it. Cheers!!
Yeah, wtf? I must have clicked the wrong one. I have to keep the108 addy because a lot of blogger blogs require an account to comment :(
my comment is..... "every vote counts"
my other comment is... "tuna" is good, just not in a "casserole"
my other comment is....I don't make fun of how people talk...well...sometimes...
my questions is....does H-rod wear that great outfit with a thong or commando?
Kyra: You are like a Secret Agent with all of your code names. Cheers!!
Teamster: Yes every vote counts, most times.
Tuna casserole is a cornerstone of this country's Manifest Destiny for Godssakes, and I live to make fun of people, foremost, myself.
H-Rod? I'm thinking she wears regular panties with a picture of a Donkey on the crotch. Cheers!!
Matt-man, can't believe you're going to vote for Hillary just because you like her pantssuit, pantsuit pant-suit. You know she has fat hips (I don't know how she BUYS a pantssuit, pant-suit, you know, top small, bottom big). Why don't you think of a good reason for voting for her like Rush who has a good reason for NOT voting for her: she won't age well in office. Anyway you should vote for Obama...
Teach: A full pantsuit beats an empty tailor-made suit any day. Cheers!!
H-Rod and Tuna in the same post...Freudian slip there Matt-man? I think not!
Hillary, Tuna, Tuna, Hillary. Sounds about right ;)~
Tomorrow is your big day, do you have the cape?
VE: Merely a happy accident...No, really. Cheers!!
Jahooni: A cape would be a nice touch while I am standing there voting. And, I'll draw a MM on my chest. Cheers!!
That witch H-Rod really has some huge hips. Where's her broom? Or has she managed to fly about without one? Just giving you a bad time Matt-Man. Yep, I can't stand her, but if she's your pick than good for you. Have a great day. :)
Sandee: Witch, Bitch, Whatever. I get turned on by Presidential intellect. That's why I have been flaccid for nearly eight years. Cheers!!
So, are all the rigged voting machines out and about? Remember, when you cast a vote in Ohio, it is not the vote you cast, but the vote those in power want to count.
Bond: Not any longer...All of the GOPers got swept out of the Statewide offices in 2006.
It should be relatively fair this time. Cheers!!
you should totally visit MN. i'll take you out drinking with my bevy of hot, nubile whores. you'll dig it the most.
Tequila: Color me there. Can you introduce me to a different woman for each of your 10,000 Lakes? Cheers T!!
Can I have some of your tuna?
The best line of the day..and Yeah I AM pandering:
A full pantsuit beats an empty tailor-made suit any day.
Thank would make a great bumper sticker!
GO HILLARY!
Jahooni: Mi tuna es su tuna. It might even squeal like a Dolphin. Cheers!!
Leelee: HA...I got a couple of kudos for that one from someone else. Unfortunately, it may be a little late. Cheers!!
she's not out yet...
How was that casserole????
Leelee: I know, I was just being realistic.
No, I am not putting it in the oven until 8. Late eater. Women like that about me. ; ) Cheers!!
yep....nuff said!
A vote for Hillary is vote for McCain. She did a fine job of endorsing him in this video. She's a DINO DLC sellout like Joe Lieberman. God help us all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou4JnWQsxKw
Leelee: I'll take that as an endorsement ; ) Cheers Lee!!
Allie: If one temporarily eschews their monolithic partisanship, it is possible to respect and work with people from another party.
Cooperation and respect of others is not synonymous with selling out. Sometimes it is referred to as statesmanship. Cheers!!
Now you've done it. I've already been to the grocery and we did not get tuna casserole fixings.
So now I have to go back and get the fixings because you mentioned it today, and once it's said it has to be fixed.
Damn you Matt-Man.
Travis: I feel so badly. Man, mine has come out really well. Cheers!!
Well hell. My town is so small it is not even shown on that there map.
I guess as far as the map maker is concerned I don't even exist.Bastard!
PP: It's better to go through life anonymously, isn't it? Cheers!!
Wow... that cleared up all my political questions.
Marilyn: I am a living, breathing, Public Service Announcement. Cheers!!
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