Thursday, March 27, 2008

HNT: Matt-Man or Don Ho-Bag? You Decide

For Those Of You Who Have Yet To See My New Nekkid Head Style....



And Now, Let's Strike Up Some Hawaiian Music By Strumming My Ukulele

I Must Warn You, When I Stroke An Am7th Chord, My Mauna Loa Erupts!!

Can I Be Your Poi Boi?

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday

If you can, go wish Schmoop a HHNT and wish her and her "girls" a Happy Birthday by clicking HERE.

Cheers!!

112 comments:

Liz Hill said...

From what I've heard about how poi tastes--um --no ;-)

hee hee

HHNT

Schmoop said...

TB: But mine is Uber-Sweet...Like Manna from Heaven. Or is that Mattna from Heaven?

HHNT. Cheers!!

Dee said...

You can be my Poi Boy - you look very cute with your head like that. Very glad you have the beard, though (I like beards).

HHNT! xx Dee

Schmoop said...

Dee: Why thank ya. A Serving of Poi Boi coming up. HHNT and Cheers!!

- said...

gotta luv that ukelele & hawaiian shirt. but where's the video of you singing "tiny bubbles" to all your fans & me? ; ) *lol

happy hnt you CHEEKY guy you!! luv it!! & happy hnt

Schmoop said...

Smile: Thanks Smile. As for me singing? That's best enjoyed in very small doses. HHNT and Cheers!!

Lu' said...

Book 'em Danno not enough indecent exposure. Take your time while strumming that ditty little grass skirt. If some lava happens erupts onto the skirt, burn it. Why, just ask Monica.

Schmoop said...

Lu: Not enough indecent exposure? I am not a slab of SPAM. Although if I was, I'd eat myself. Yum-Oh. Cheers!!

Lu' said...

ha ha ha if I'd had a mouth full of coffee I'd have sprayed it on the computer :)

Dana said...

Only a ukulele? I would have thought you'd need at least a banjo!

Schmoop said...

Lu: Well we are all lucky fo rthat. Cheers!!

Dana: I was waiting on a remark like that. You didn't fail my abilty to see into the future. Cheers!!

leelee said...

Aloha Hoaloha,

Hau'Oli HNT

Nice gams..OH and I like your Ukelele!

Mahalo aloha!

Marmelade said...

Look at the bright side, no more shampooing and conditioning for you. :-) Well, you can save a penny or two with that, not to mention your precious time, of course!

Schmoop said...

Leelee: Mmmm. All that island speak is making me hot. Wanna get leied? Cheers!!

Marmelade: It does afford me more time to do other things while in the shower. Cheers!!

Kimmie said...

Good Morning Matt-Man! Bald is Beautiful...it is a good look on you. As for the ahem...ukulele, I'm with Dana...I was expecting something much more like a violin or geetar! Winks!

Enjoy your day!
Kimmie

Schmoop said...

Kimmie: Thanks, but I am so upset that everyone is dissing my uke. He gets no respect. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Can I be your Ukulele? :-)

My very first entry for HNT is posted... *ooops*

Kimmie said...

Your Uke is fine looking Matt-Man, not dissing that at all! Just was wondering about whats underneath?

Smiles,
Kimmie

Schmoop said...

Sanni: Anytime Sanni, and woo hoo, I'll be right over.

Kimmie: Something very, very disturbing, but thanks for wondering. My ego is back to normal now. Cheers!!

Lizza said...

Wow, gorgeous gams, Matt-man! Great bad-ass facial expression to go along with the freshly shaved head too.

Anonymous said...

I knew it! That picture of your "organ" was false advertising ;)

Schmoop said...

Lizza: Well thank you very much Lizza. And the bad ass thing is just that, an expression. Cheers!!

Biscuit: Ha. I just try feed everyone's style of music. My instrument is quite adaptable. Cheers!!

leelee said...

The best invitation so far today...but it IS only 8:15 am..



Puliki!!!

The Ferryman said...

God DAMN but you are a good looking guy!

Schmoop said...

Leelee: Puliki? That sounds sexual. I like it. Cheers!!

Fab: It takes a real tough guy to acknowledge their man crush on me. Cheers!!

RW said...

Great wax job man! Happy birthday to Schmoop!!

Schmoop said...

Roger: Ha. I use a combination of Minwax, Krazy Glue, and Silly Putty. Cheers!!

Odat said...

Gee, all of a sudden I feel like putting on a grass skirt. ;-)
Peace

Schmoop said...

Odat: Let me throw a pig on the spit, fire up my tiki torch, and you and I will have a luau. Cheers Odat!!

crpitt said...

I love the new nekkid head picture :)

Does that mean you have done some manscaping also?

Schmoop said...

Claire: Why thank ya Claire. But Lord no, I manscape for no woman. Cheers!!

DirkStar said...

H-m-m-m-m...

Ever do a Poi Boi sandwich?

leelee said...

It means

HUGS!!

Schmoop said...

Dirkstar: No, I have never been bewteen two Poi Bois. Cheers!!

Leelee: Oh...Well, hugs are nice too. Cheers!!

maryt/theteach said...

Matt-man, I think I've already told you I like the "cueball" look! I also like the nekkid thigh look!

And I happen to have read your comment at Kimmie's blog. You are such a good, sympathetic man...but I'm sure you don't want the world to know so erase this comment when you get it! :D

Schmoop said...

Teach: Ha. Why thank you. And I don't mind people knowing. Cheers to ya Mary!!

Ken said...

Strum it Matt-Man!

Lapis Ruber said...

That's funny - I get the same effect when I polish my horn :-) Happy HNT.

Jeff B said...

Thank you for not showing us your macadamia nuts!

Schmoop said...

Micky: I do play quite a few solos. Cheers!!

Lapis: You dirty horn polisher, you!! Cheers!!

Jeff: Better to show them than to crack them. Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

Was there something after the nekkid head? I was so stunned by that nekkid head...

Ed & Jeanne said...

It takes real guts to feature your very small instrument on HNT... I would have gone the other way and gone for the double bass. But that's why we all love ya!

Schmoop said...

Songbird: No, nothing. Other than a picture prettier than Diamond Head. Cheers!!

VE: It takes real pluck as well. I am crushed that you find my acoustics inadequate. Cheers!!

Anndi said...

I'm so relieved to know you don't wax your legs and that your head if the only thing you shave...

I let my fever get the best of me (or was that you calling in the middle of the night saying **show your legs too!! shoe your legs too!!**

HHNT

I can't believe I'm doing this...

Schmoop said...

Anndi: If God ahd intended us to be smooth and hairless he wouldn't have invented thorns, poison ivy, or wet paint. Cheers!!

Marilyn said...

You and Fab make such a cute couple.

Schmoop said...

Marilyn: You're half right. Cheers!!

Ginormous Boobs said...

My ode to you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm82YQYsOcA

Schmoop said...

GB: Ha...Oh how I long for the day that you and I can sing that to one and other personally. Thanks and Cheers!!

Ginormous Boobs said...

Next time I am in Ohio, I insist you lay your coconut on my tiki.

Schmoop said...

GB: It would be my pleasure. We'll both end up covered in milk. Cheers Hot Stuff!!

Mariposa said...

Wow! :D

HHNT!

Anonymous said...

Pool boy, Poi Boy, Cabana boy...
You can be anything you want!

HHNT!

Schmoop said...

Mariposa: Why thank ya. HHNT and Cheers!!

Naughty: Oooo baby, Call Me now and hire me. HHNT and Cheers!!

katherine. said...

let's see....how does that song go?

tiny matt-balls
in bagwine....
tiny matt-balls
make me feel fine


or something like that...

Schmoop said...

Kat: That's right. Let's just take cheap shots and pile onto my "manhood"...Hey, that sounds kinda hot actually. Cheers Kat!!

katherine. said...

well...there doesn't seem to be enough room for us all to just pile on....

Vixen said...

Totally hot. ;)

Schmoop said...

Kat: Ha. Good One. Ladies and Gentlemen, Kat. She'll be here all week. Try the veal, and please tip your waitress. Cheers!!

Vixen: Why thank you. HHNT and Cheers!!

Unknown said...

Now you are getting it...you need to tease us, tantalize us, and not give it all away. I loved this HNT, best one yet.

Anonymous said...

I want to lick you from knee to hip!

Schmoop said...

Sassy: Well thanks Mama, glad you liked it. Cheers!!

Metal: Purrrrrr. Lick Away. Cheers!!

Tug said...

You can be my PoiBoi Ho any time! But um...you don't emit tiny bubbles, do you?

Cinnamon Girl said...

Oh nice mauna loa's Matt!

Schmoop said...

Tug: Sweet, and no, no bubbles. Seriously. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Starr: I'm a volcano bay-bay...or, something like that. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Lightly salted or honey roasted ;0

Schmoop said...

Starr: Yes. Cheers!!

Sandee said...

I'm thinking that anyone that strokes their chord it will erupt. Just saying. Bwahahahahaha. Have a great day Matt-Man. :)

Schmoop said...

Sandee: True, and you had comment number 69 today. Rowwrrrrr. Cheers!!

Jahooni said...

you can play me a song any day or night! Can I stroke it too? ;)~

oh and these comments are the best. maybe HNT should be HNM,HNT,HNW,HNF,HNS and HNS!

Schmoop said...

Jahooni: Tune me up. And yes, this place always has the best comments. Cheers!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

Pooliki is what birds do.... ain't it?

Mo and The Purries said...

Holy ukelele, Matt-man!

Now I have "tiny bubbles" stuck in my head...

Deb said...

There's a hole in that guitar of yours................lol

Very nice stems by the way. Remember half nekked Wednesdays? What happened to those? It just shifted?

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: Sounds like it may be. Cheers!!

Mo: Boy, I am sooo sorry about that!! Cheers!!

Deb: My stems thank you. Cheers Deb, keep a smile on that face!!

Lavender Fields said...

Well i never actually saw a before picture since this is my first time here.But,you look good with it shaved.HHNT

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Just like you have acknowledged your man-crush on me...you are a real man

Beth said...

I think you look pretty darn sexy there buddy!!!

Schmoop said...

Anna: Well thanks for stopping and for the comment. Cheers!!

Bond: I am a real man, aren't I? Cheers Vinny!!

Schmoop: I'm glad that your comment will be forever etched upon the internets for proof of what you said. Happy Birthday Schmoop!!

Bunny said...

I'm liking the smooth pate . . . I'd love to run my hands over while I'm -- well, lets not get into that here ;-)

HHNT!

Leighann said...

I've always wanted to go to Hawaii.... who knew I could find it in your pants all this time?

Unknown said...

What happens when you stroke an E-flat cord?

Schmoop said...

Bunny: Oh c'mon let's do get into that. Cheers!!

Leighann: I have a luau happenin' in my pants. Join the fun. Cheers!!

Nick" Ha. Very Good. Cheers!!

Pure Temptation said...

love you new hair..and I love those legs..HHNT

Schmoop said...

Naughty: Why thank ya very much. HHNT to you as well, and Cheers!!

The Teamster said...

ok matt....as a fellow shaver....i can ask this as i've been asked a time or two..i've been shaving since 1994....does the carpet match the drapes?

Polt said...

your mauna loa erupts! BWAHAHAHA, dude, you kill me! :)

HAPPY HNT!

Schmoop said...

Teamster: Dude...There's no shaving of other areas...Seriously. I dont expect razor burn out of a woman for me and vice versa baby. Cheers!!

Polt: Ha...Thanks Polt; watch out for the liquid hot Maaagma. Cheers!!

The Teamster said...

oh..come on matt...do you have "ball shaving" phobia? out here on the left coast it's a fashion statement...

Schmoop said...

Teamster: Well I hope you all enjoy it. In the midwest we only mow the lawn, well, and obliging women. Cheers!!

The Teamster said...

matt..."we" don't enjoy it...only "me" katherine wants me to let my "garden" grow....

The Teamster said...

come on man...get some balls...well...at least some shaved ones...

Schmoop said...

Teamster: I am needed to give some Birthday mirth so I will leave you with this...

As flowers need leaves in order to grow; a wanker and it's balls need some foilage to grow. Cheers!!

katherine. said...

teamster teamster...quite contray
how does your garden grow?
with short-n-curly, cock and balls
and pretty maids all in a row...

(for the mother goose fans in the crowd)

katherine. said...

(and for the "damn yankees" fans...)

(and for yank...smile)

"whatever katherine wants.....
katherine gets...."

The Teamster said...

have a good night and enjoy the birthday games...i enjoy your blog and all the comments involved...i'll try to not be a homo-phob...enjoy

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Schmoop said...

Kat: I hope Lola and your boy from Hannibal, Mo. have fun. Cheers!!

Trukindog said...

Dude do you shave your legs ?

TK Kerouac said...

100 comments wow....you must have a big one under your instrument.

Karen said...

the joke might have already been made because I don't have the time to read through 100+ comments - but, I'll give it a shot...

Let's hope you don't have TINY bubbles under there...

Janna said...

I love a man who knows what an A-minor-seventh chord is. :)

Chelle Blögger said...

May I just say, ROWR!!

Half Nekkid Thursday sounds fun, even better than Wordless Wednesday (which I managed to do twice before I got bored with it).

Chelle Blögger said...

Oh, and does it have to be ME half nekkid or can I just post random half nekkid people or what? :)

Schmoop said...

Trukin: Nooooo. I just am able to capture soft light so well. Cheers!!

Karen: It didn't come up quite like that. Thanks for stopping. Cheers!!

TK: It's not the biggest but it is very well in tune. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Janna: C6...F#aug3...B flat m7th...Are ya hot yet? Cheers!!

Offended: ROWR right back at ya. You should use pics of you but using pictures of your neighbors half nekkid without their knowledge would be fun. Cheers!!

Kittie Kate said...

Yeah!
Do you like the poi on the front side or the back side?
Happy HNT!

Schmoop said...

KK: Front. Back. Doesn't Matter. It's ALL good. Cheers and HHNT!!

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: Mmmm Baby. Hurts So Good. Cheers!!

Lisa Ryan said...

nice legs. nice ukelele. nice head.

Schmoop said...

Lisa: Ha...You just made it strum. Cheers!!