It’s Friday folks.The day when people half ass their productiveness at work, while licking their lips in anticipation of a martini at 5:02.
If you’re like me, Friday evening is like the day before baseball season starts, and the weekend is the entire season.
On Friday evening there are no wins or losses…
And over the course of the weekend season, there is a chance of winning the pennant in the form of a sweet piece of ass.
Fridays are days marked by hope, relief, and good moods. I am no exception.
We had a nice time celebrating Schmoop’s B-Day yesterday. We had a couple of people stop by and share some libation.
Later on, the pizza guy showed up with Hot Wings and a Serious Meat Pizza. We gorged. Yum.
So today, although suffering from Serious Meat Pizza and Hot Wing gas, I am in a very good mood.
I want to share it with all of you. The good mood, not the gas.
A couple weeks ago, I was asked to put together a short video for Vinny’s blog, The Big Leather Couch.
It was his site’s two year anniversary, and I put together a short video retrospective of his site along with music.
Here is the video:
I thought to myself, “Self, why not do that for others?”
So, because you guys have been so good to Bagwine Ruminations, if you would like me to put together a video for your site, I will.
You can use it as a type of commercial for your blog.
You can embed it onto your site or a post, and it will be forever listed on Matt-Man’s You Tube Site as well.
Pretty nifty, eh?
The videos will be no more than 2 minutes 30 seconds or so long. All I need from you is your permission and desire to have one.
Just let me know through the comments or an email if you’d like me to put one together for your site.
If I need anything for the video that I can’t find on your site, I will be in contact with you.
Is there a cost, you ask?
Nope. I just hope you continue to come back for more Bagwine and spread the word of my site to those who might enjoy it.
This is my way of thanking you for your support of me and my satirical pennings.
I do hope you will be patient with me in producing your site’s video.
Have a great weekend and see ya tomorrow for the Bagwine Ruminations Comment of the Week.
Cheers!!
Update...I deem these Blog Video Ads to be called:
Blog-Fo-Mercials©
82 comments:
My lips are saying No NO NO but my eyes are saying ....*giggling*
I think you would do an awesome job sugar!!
TB: Your eyes are giggling? Neat. Cheers!!
It's an optical illusion from all the posting
TB: Ahhh. The dreaded Blog-O-Myopia. Good luck with that. Cheers!!
You know, every day I come here knowing you'll give me a fantastic post that allows me to come up with some smart-ass comment, but for some reason I'm drawing a blank today! Before pushing play on the video, I wondered what I was in for - a video produced by Matt-Man for another blog?? It had to involve meat, body parts, SEX and bodily functions, right?? I watched in awe at what was really an amazing 2-minute recap of two years.
You had better be careful Matt-Man, your human side peeked through a bit there, and I liked it! Hopefully Schmoop won't mind that I looked!!
Dana: Thanks!! Y'know I heard a similar comment to yours about me twice yesterday.
You don't think the ugly layers of my Dorian Gray portrait are peeling away, do you? Cheers!!
THAT...WAS...EXCELLENT!
Around here they'd say it like
this.."Ya done good"
Mick: Why thank ya Mick. Cheers!!
You don't think the ugly layers of my Dorian Gray portrait are peeling away, do you?
Well, that might be taking it just a bit too far, don't you think?? I was wondering if it didn't have something to do with the bald head and the aluminum foil hat!
Dana: AHA...You may be right. My kindness had been all pent up under a quickly thinning layer of hair. You are schmart. Cheers!!
Have fun with it, be nice with it...remember only I have a family friendly blog...and make me a video, I need a treat :)
That was wonderful AND set to one of my favorite songs!
Good job man!
Sassy: Will do. I capture what the blog owner is about, not my own dark thoughts. You can trust me...Really. Cheers!!
Leighann: Why Thanks. And let me know if you want one for your blog. That would be a hoot. Cheers!!
Quality, and I have come to expect no less when visiting here. Have a GREAT Friday Matt-Man. I usually do and it's just because it is Friday. I TGIF for sure.
Lu: Thanks. I hope your Friday and your weekend are just spiffy. Cheers Lu!!
Dear Matt
Put me somewhere among the list of thousands with my gratitude.
Jamie: Sweet. I sure will Jamie. And by golly, you are only the second one. Have a great weekend Jamie. Cheers!!
What a wonderful video Matt....not only are you cute...but oh so talented.
HUGS!!
Dude, that was actually really sweet.
I should do that for Wayne, since I have known him forever.
I would love for you to do that for me, but no mushy shit. For sure.
And my favorite song is Eminem's "Lose Yourself" the explicit version. :-)
I think you may have just come up with a new "thingy" for people to do for each other on the blogosphere.
You did a great job on that Matt, I put in my favorite on utube later. You could do my site if you want Matt, you could use dueling banjos in the background lol. Have a great weekend Matt!
That was truly a labor of love, and it showed. Humorous and sweet at the same time. Great job, Matt!
Leelee: Coming from someone that is all of which you mentioned, I like that. Cheers Lee!!
Absurdist: Thanks, I have my moments. I'll put you on the list Abs. Have a good weekend. Cheers!!
Roger: Duly noted Raj. Have a good weekend yourself; enjoy your birds. Cheers!!
Lizza; Why thanks dear. I'll be by soon to check in with you and your world. Cheers Lizza!!
Offering yourself for free. Isn't that called whoring?
*grin*
When you get around to it, you could show me some love.
If you want.
Songbird: I'll show you plenty of love dear. I'll make a video for your site as well. Cheers!!
Oh My God!
I have been waiting for this day forever!!!I always wanted to say....
Oh Matty! Do me! You know I'm up for anything and I hope you are too! Oh Yeah! Turn on that video camera and give it to me!
Using my video to pimp yourself out...How much more man-love are you going to show me dude? People will begin talking (as if they have not already)
Metal: I'll do you so bad it will be unforgettable...for both of us, and for all of the world to see. Cheers!!
Bond: Just remember you will always be my first. But "doing you", left me with an empty spot that needs to be filled. Cheers!!
That was just awesome. Not that I didn't think you were already. And I'm totally envious of the hot wings. I'll have to get some tonight. You can pimp me with a vid any time. I'd wait awhile tho. I'm only on my 58th blog post, and I still haven't posted my kid's boobage.
Winter: The Wings and the Pizza were fandamntastic. I will wait until you violate your kid's boobage. Who deosn't want to see boobage? Cheers!!
Hey..thanks for the case of BagWine...I'll have to come back later to see your video, since they've now blocked YouTube here at the office, (another reason I'm getting the heck out of here, [preety soon they'll be blocking blogs)....I'll think about your offer for Blog-fo Mercials!
Peace
You're going to be busier than a paparazzi at a Paris Hilton sleep over.
Please add me to your ever growing list.
HA! Cannot WAIT to see what you come up with for Jeff!
Odat: Enjoy the Bagwine and enjoy your last day. Just let me know about the video. Cheers!!
Jeff: Consider yourself added my good man. Happy Friday. Cheers!!
Songbird: My first thought is that he may never speak to me again. Cheers!!
As soon as I hit the "Publish your comment" button the hairs on the back of my neck stood up.
Jeff: Ha...Good One. I'll be good. No, really. Cheers!!
Your gonna do all those videos for free? Your a hell of a guy Matt-Man!
Jay: Yes. I love to a fault Jay. Have a great weekend. Cheers!!
Excellent video, Matt! I ♥ it - and yes... if you´ll ever find time again, after producing the 543 videos, please count me in for a Blog-Fo-Mercial©!
*SMOOCH*
Sanni: I'll do it. And of course I'll use that picture that you put up yesterday. Purrrrrrrr. How about a nice Wagnerian Soundtrack behind it? ; ) Cheers!!
I'd love it if you did a video for Comedy Plus. Awesome. Have a great day and weekend Matt-Man. :)
Sandee: Okie Dokie...Have a good one. Cheers Sandee!!
Dude...if you need help editing music ...call on me
(My way of showing my man-love for you)
Excellent vid, Matt-Man. You did well.
This morning a new friend sent me this poem (I have no idea who authored it); since it seems appropriate to your subject today, I’ll be beneficent and share:
Friday is most certainly the greatest of days.
The reasons it’s great are too many to say.
But with that said, I’ll try to explain
Why Friday is better than a day without rain.
You see on Friday, you can work with a smile.
You need only work, for a little while.
For the weekend is near and then you can play.
Much fun to be brought by the most generous of days.
And generous it is, as morning treats can attest.
The cream filled donuts are definitely the best.
But don’t dare forget, the bagels are good too.
If there’s none in your office, that’s too bad for you.
Friday isn’t all treats and happy things.
There is but one obstacle the day does bring.
And that, my friend, is the slowing of time.
But if you can bare it, you’ll do just fine.
So join with me and laugh and cheer.
The work week’s end is drawing near.
Join with me and praise this day.
I’ve said what I’ve said, and I’ve nothing more to say.
Bond: Thanks Vinny!! Cheers!!
Nick: I am going to copy that and save it somewhere. Thanks, and enjoy your Friday and your weekend. Cheers!!
hey matt..great video...it seems like you and vinny have quite a bond.....quite a bit of man love there.....
as a teamster who works many hours (my day starts at 4:30 a.m. and my martini wishing starts at noon (well..actually diet dr. pepper wishing)...i actually have nick names for the days of the week leading up to the weekend. (i've been encouraged to blog with them as themes for the week). I truly work for the weekends....the work week is to survive and the weekend is to live and love...
I say this with deep heart...have a good weekend matt...
and by the way...if you do yourself for free it's slutting...if you charge...it's whoring....
Teamster: Slutting? I thought that if "you do yourself" it was called masturbation. Have a good weekend too. Cheers!!
Oooh, baby, video me! Seriously, I'd love to get your perspective on my blog as I think most of what I babble is crap :P
Oh and if you are going the infomercial way, might I suggest a lovely Faux Tan Picture of yourself for YOUR advertisting means? It would be so very HSN!
And let me know if you want one for your blog. That would be a hoot. Cheers!!
And here I was coming back to pull your leg to make one for lil ole me and you've already put the offer on the table. In in like Flynn!
I'm off to email you a special "thanks"
*giggle*
Starr: I will be honored to add your sit to this list. And by the way, any tan, faux or not, would be an improvement on me. But to give it that HSN feel, I'll start wearing a pinky ring. Cheers!!
Leighann: Oooooo baby. My inbox and I just got all stiff. Cheers!!
I can smell the Brut from here, Matt!
Starr: Ha...That was good. Cheers!!
What a sweet offer... I think the only thing worth retrospecting is the Venus portrait Janna did of me at Halloween... so I'll just repost it on my birthday. But I look forward to seeing what you do for other folks.
Marilyn: Well maybe I can think of a way to capture one of the driest senses of humor I know. Have a good weekend Marilyn. Cheers!!
Great video Matt-Man...I thought you did a fine job.
Thank You for visiting my blog. Have a Wonderful Weekend!
Smiles,
Kimmie
Kimmie: Thanks and have a peaceful weekend yourself. Cheers Kimmie!!
I know now that I'm way down on your line.....but Mic'n'Bic would be honored to have a Blog-Fo produced by the Matt-Man.
The only catch is, I really like
Bob Marley!
you really know how to make me smile! have a fun weekend!
Micky: Say no mo. Your wish is my command. Cheers!!
Marmelade: Well thanks, and I am glad we crossed paths. Have a great one. Cheers!!
Seems I failed to put myself on your Blog-Fo-Mercials list. Blame the damn beer (and the death of my brain cells.)
In the immortal words of Mic: Ya done good!....Excellent vid, Matt-man! I humbly take you up on your offer....BTW, I am a Beatles man.......
What a talent you are! And here I thought you were just a perv with a big package! ;)
Great job and hell yeah I want to be on that list!!!!
Lizza: You're on there now gorgeous. I hope all is well. Cheers!!
Phfrankie: Got it dude. I'll give it my best. Cheers!!
Real: Mmmmm. This one will be a pleasure and thanks alot dear. Cheers!!
Dude, I am so not worthy. YES I AM - do I need to add that to my I want......list? I wanna Blog-Fo-Mercial, and don't need it until the end of July - enough time? Happy Friday!
Tug: That's why I like you...That is a great time schedule and by the way, I think you are more than worthy, and you know you are. Cheers Tug!!
You are a generous soul.
Don't worry...I won't tell anyone.
Happy weekend!
Travis: You are too kind. Go X!! Cheers!!
The Diva got so excited at the thought of you making a video for her blog that she about jumped out of her paisley print tube top and neon hot pants...but since they are both four or five sizes too small everything stayed put. Please put me on your waiting list....if you need help I can send one of my flying monkeys (except on Fridays...the damn things found my champagne and Godiva stash and are worthless from about 3pm on Friday until Monday morning...sigh...good minions ARE so hard to enslave....)
I'll post the kid's boobage soon. I don't want Fab to think he's a dirty old man cuz he's the only one in the Blogosphere to have seen them. If she can post them on MySpace I can post them on a blog and not be considered pimping my kid out. Oh, and my song should totally be Vampires by Godsmack. LOL
My birthday is May 30th. I would greatly one of these to help celebrate.
okay i want..... this and that and everything!
but since you are probably going to pick others over "doing me" first, i will just sit back and wait until you are bored again. ;)~
Diva: Sweet. A video involving flying monkeys. That will be fun. Good to see ya. Cheers!!
Winter: Okie-Dokie. I hope the Word Press crap is coming along nicely. Cheers!!
GB: Ah, that's a good idea. I'll make a note of it. Hope your friend is doing okay. Cheers!!
Jahooni: I'll let ya know when I am going to do ya. I wouldn'y want to startle you. Have a sfae trip. Cheers!!
Well crap I missed Schmoop's b-day.. hug her for me!
Came back, like I said I would, to listen to the video.....Wow!! That as really, really, really nice! I'm speechless! And yes, I want one too.
Pretty please,(with sugar on top).
;-)
Peace
Cheesy: I'll do a reach around on her for ya as well. I hope you're feelin' better. Cheers!!
Odat: I would be more than happy to Odat. Congrats on starting your new adventure. Cheers!!
matt-man, you da man. really. what a nice thing to do for your bloggin buds.
Lisa: I am selfless arent I ? Cheers!!
That video is very, very good, matt-man! You are a talented dude, aren't you?
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