Easter Morning in lovely Bagwine, Ohio…Jeebus has risen and he has already been spotted rummaging through the dumpster behind the Fazoli’s on East Main St.
Resurrecting one's self can work up a powerful appetite.
It has been 46 days and 10 pounds ago since this body has enjoyed the taste of meat.
I am ready to cast away the painful solitude of my meatless exile. Beat the drums and heat up the frying pan, salvation is at hand.
I will be taking pictures of my culinary orgy today as well as pics of my freshly shaved head.
That’s it for now my friends. I must go now and heat up my first dish of the day: Loosemeat!!
I'll be back later with a picture or two today...
Today’s Easter Sunday Serenade was inspired by newish Bagwine friend, Lu.
In a comment she left last night, she asked if I ever listen to Tom Lehrer.
Lu, Tom Lehrer is a most revered figure within the Bagwine household. Schmoop and I are HUGE fans.
So without further adieu, a clip of Mr. Lehrer performing The Vatican Rag.
Happy Easter and Cheers!!
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31 comments:
Happy Easter----EAT MEAT
Micky: Happy Meatster to you as well Mick. Cheers!!
Dude.. pace yourself!
In your honour (not really, but don't you feel special now?!), we will be having bacon for breakfast, ham for lunch and big juicy porterhouse steaks for dinner. Let the MeatFest begin!
I was nice and didn't even torture you during lent... see what I gave up for MY salvation?
Be prepared to be inundated with squirrels bitch!
Anndi: Ha...You could have waited until Easter day was over to mention those damn rodents.
Happy Easter to you and your family Anndi. Enjoy the meat, and Cheers!!
You get your meat today... I get the cute and fuzzy squirrels!
Mr Lehrer is old school. Isn't it nice to be able to YouTube his talent, and yours as well. Happy Easter Meatster Matt-Man.
Anndi: Speaking of cute and fuzzy...Cheers!!
Lu: Indeed it is. We've got a couple of his CDs as well. Happy Meatster Lu. Cheers!!
Enjoy your meat! Don't forget to share!
Peace
Now, i'd be careful with that meat if I were you. After all this time, it might not slip smoothly on your esophagus. just saying, i wouldn't know. it's been quite a while...
anyways, luv yr blog. come pop on mine when you have the chance.
Odat: I offer to share my meat all the time, but no one ever wants it. Cheers!!
Marmelade: Ha...I'll be careful, bu tmy colon will still be in shock.
Thanks for commenting and I'll be by after I stop by to see my 13 year old clone. Cheers!!
Make sure to stop when you get to the hooves and horns.
Happy Easter
Happy Meat-fest, Matteo.
Have a ball...er...some bacon.
I'm off to chew the wafer and quaff some wine.
There's nothing better than a day when you can stuff your mouth full of a giant sausage and not feel any guilt! Wait!! Was I supposed to feel guilty???
Happy return to you carnivore status!
Don't overdose yourself on the meat fest my friend!
Happy Easter!! I hope the meat goes down easy and the cholestrol stays low!
Enjoy!!
When you are ready for dessert... visit me~~~
Jeff: Hooves aren't too awful. It's kinda like eating jerky. Cheers!!
Songbird: Enjoy the transubstantiation dear. Cheers!!
Dana: I love hearing you talk about eating sausage. Thanks and Cheers!!
Leighann: Is that possible? Cheers!!
Raven: Thanks...Round One went down nicely. Cheers!!
Cheesy: Mmmmmmmm. Cheese Pie. Yum-Oh. Cheers!!
Happy Easter Matt!
I thought maybe you had gotten used to no meat and might become a vegetarian through this. Luckily you didn't. Fire up the burgers!
I hope you are grease covered and satiated with the goodness that is MEAT
Jay: Same to you and there was never ANY chance of that happening. Cheers!!
TB: I am. Care to join me? Rowwwwr. Cheers Turn!!
Heh ole Benny is funny today! Nice job on the pope pic. And Tom Lehrer? Dude, I LOVE him! The Masochism Tango, Poisoning the Pigeons in the Park? Just awesome stuff!
Happy Meat-Fest Easter! I'm off to fry me some bacon!
Winter: TL Rocks...Enjoy your bacon and your Sunday. Cheers!!
Happy Easter and enjoy your meat! I know I'd like to!
Enjoy your meat-fest!
Kyra: She Lives!!! Cheers!!
Travis: Thanks my good man...Enjoy the Madness. Cheers!!
I finally made it to my computer and in time to wish you Easter blessings! (A few more hours and it would no longer be Easter).
Nick: Thanks Nick. I appreciate your clergical prescence on this day...And no, I'm not being facetious. Happy Easter Nick!!
WOOOOOOO Matt-Man.
Welcome back to the world of carnivores.
Hope it tasted WONDERFUL.
Angell: Thanks Dear. It was fan damn tas tastic. Cheers!!
Holy Pontifs, Matt Man! He totally looks like the evil mortician in Phantasm. Gah...
I know this is petty but that Pope wigs me out. John Paul he ain't.
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