I got home last night a 7:15 P.M.
I drank some beer. Yes folks, beer, not Bagwine. My liver needed a rest.
After listenin’ to Turnbaby’s BTR show, I decided to eat the frozen pizza that Schmoop had left for me in the fridge.
I recorded my thoughts during that time so they could be forever posted upon the internets…
Okay, the pizza’s in the microwave…looks Yum-Oh. I’ll go take a leak while it’s heating up.
Unlike Poppy from that episode of Seinfeld, I did wash my hands. God, I love that show. There’s the dinger.
Time to take a trip through my used up old body Mr. Pizza. Mmmmm smells good. Can Schmoop cook a frozen pizza, or what?
Maybe I should ask her to marry me…Hahahahahahahaha
First of all she would say, no. And secondly, I wouldn’t want to ruin her credit rating.
Lessee what’s on TV. Nothing…Nothing…Garbage…Okay, baseball it is. Tigers and Angels, but what the hell.
Wow that chick three rows up to the left of home plate has some huge boobs. Rowwwr. Oh, crap…
Either the sight of the chick’s hooters and the great taste of this pizza made me cum, or I put my wanker away too soon after peeing.
I have a huge wet spot on my crotch. I bet I look sexy sitting here eating pizza with a wet spot on my drawers.
Jeez, a lot of swell folks came to my site via Jay’s site the last few days.
Jay must be the second most popular guy from Arkansas. And he achieved that status without getting a blow job in the Oval Office!!
No Corky, no pizza for you girl. I noticed that the vast majority of my readers are women…seems that Jay’s are too.
I don’t know about him, but am I being sympathy blogged? Eh, doesn’t matter. Just like a sympathy fuck, it still feels good.
Wow what was I thinking when I made that promise to God in order for him to help me find my key the other day?
How in the hell will I possibly be able to only masturbate every OTHER day?
What was I thinking, indeed?
I sure have a ton o’ blog reading to catch up on Monday…and links to add…
Will I be able to get it all done before I leave at quarter til’ five Monday afternoon?
Of course I will…I’m Matt-Man, Bitch!! Man, good pizza. Time to snooze…
Have a lovely Monday, folks.