Thursday, May 08, 2008

Half Nekkid Thursday: Happy Mother's Day

Mothers’ Day is Sunday; How shall I celebrate it?

By getting nekkid with that lovable caretaker of Wally and Theodore…

Everyone’s Mom, June Cleaver!!

Love how I captured that twinkle in her eye!!

Yeah baby, she doesn’t wear a pearl necklace ‘cause it’s pretty…

She’s making a statement about getting her late 50’s, black and white freak on.

When Ward’s away, the Matt-Man and June’s beaver shall play!!

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday!!

And to all of you sexy muthas out there, have a wonderful Mother's Day.

Cheers!!

76 comments:

Acrimony said...

HAHA! Love it! June Cleaver would be proud.

Desert Songbird said...

Once again, you have rendered me speechless.

I'm...flabbergasted.

Jay said...

You cut the head off your June Cleaver poster? Or is that your backup poster, and not the one on your bedroom ceiling?

Schmoop said...

Talisman: Ha. Thanks alot. Here's to June and her apron. Cheers!!

Songbird: Wow...Now that is quite a feat. Cheers Dear!!

Schmoop said...

Jay: Ha. I wish it was the simple. I went thru hell tryin' to put that together. But June is worth it. Cheers!!

The Covert Lover said...

I was a little nervous while I was scrolling down, after reading your previous post earlier...
but that's a great pic! Fits perfect, except she's talking to "big". ;)

Happy HNT!

Schmoop said...

Covert: well, she's so excited she can't control her volume. Cheers CL!!

katherine. said...

ya know...she reminds me of Lola...

but what is rather alarming is the look on YOUR face...laughing laughing laughing...

Dana said...

I'm thinking Ward might want to be there for you and June!

HHNT!

- said...

So...um ..... does this mean u dont have a thing 4 Carol Brady then? (giggle*giggle)

Leave it 2 U to think up such clever*ssexy HNT shots ; )

& happy hnt matt*man : )

Liz Hill said...

Well all things considered I am slightly relieved;-)

And she looks far too satisfied*giggling* HHNT!

Schmoop said...

Kat: Ha, yeah I know. I wasn't quite ready for the timer to go off. Cheers!!

Dana: Why did you have to ruin my special moment? Cheers!!

Smile: Carol has too much stuff going on with Greg. Thanks, HHNT, and Cheers!!

TB: Yeah, you thought it was going to be some type of Oedipus thing didn't ya. Cheers TB!!

Lu' said...

Truely not as disturbing as you might think. I think June even does you in her pretty froophy dresses and pumps. In this photo it appears to me that she is thinking, mmmm bet he tastes like bacon and I can't wait untill he puts the wood to my beaver; dam me up Matt-MAn.

Schmoop said...

Lu: Ha. I'll dam her up. I wanna do her while she wearing nothing but her apron and her pearls. Cheers Lu!!

Pure Temptation said...

Now that is very creative:) Put a smile on my face and I'm sure Mrs. Cleaver loves her pearl necklace:)
HHNT

Schmoop said...

Naughty: Well I am glad to know that. Mmmmmm Pearl Necklaces. Cheers Naughty!!

leelee said...

Mat..let me just say that THIS Mutha couldn't be more touched. Why the mere fact that June's (who is my personal hero btw) head is that close to your ...er Matty-ness..is more that I can take. A finer tribute there could never be.

I for one..thank you!

HUGS!

Schmoop said...

Leelee: Your ability to be full of shit with such elan and eloquence is unsurpassed. God, I love you. ; ) Cheers Lee!!

The Ferryman said...

That is brilliant.

I think you are funnier than I am. I may have to kill you.

Schmoop said...

Mr. Fab: Thanks, and kill me if you want. As you can see, taking time to do things such as this picture shows that I have little to live for. Cheers!!

Odat said...

I didn't know June had it in her...or even knew what it was!!!!!!! Whatever floats your proverbial boat Matt....
;-)

Peace

Anonymous said...

I totally live for your Half Naked Thursday posts.

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

OK, JUNE CLEAVER? That is just so wrong dude...Carol Brady would have been fine...but you dirtied June Cleaver... JUST WRONG!

And we all know you are more a Eddie Haskell type of guy anyway

Schmoop said...

Odat: Oh June has it in her alright, deep in her. Cheers!!

Lady Jaye: Thanks, at least I'm not alone now. Cheers LJ!!

Bond: Hey, the way to man's heart is thorugh his stomach, and that bitch could cook!! Cheers!!

Cheesy said...

So much for MY swelling going down... You will never be an anti-inflammatory!

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: Ha. Poor Thing. Could you descibe exactly where you are swelling now? Cheers Cheesy!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

June Cleaver...the next best thing to Meredith Baxter-Birney....

Ken said...

taking time to do things such as this picture shows that I have little to live for.

Thats the first thing that came to my mind. LOL

Then, ..I thought that you looked a little scared of June, while the look on her face is clear, she's got you by the balls!

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: Not a big fan of MBB. She always struck me as a crazy lady. And not in a good sexual way. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Micky: Ha. That is my, "Why the hell hasn't the camera taken the picture yet" look. Cheers Mick!!

Tug said...
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Schmoop said...

Tug: Ha...You want me to be your Mattadermist? Mmmmmmm. I could go for that. Thanks and Cheers Tug!!

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I knew she was a freak!!! LOL!!

Schmoop said...

Cinder: Oh you have no idea Cinder. She's the one who gave "Lumpy" Rutherford his nickname. Cheers!!

Lex Valentine said...

That sly look on her face speaks volumes. I can't believe I thought I was content with life before I came here. Now I can't function if I don't come here for my daily chuckle.

Schmoop said...

Winter: In all seriousness...Your comment has already made my day. Cheers Winter!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

You really should invite Carol Brady over for a three-some! THAT could be some big fun!

I know there'll be cookies and milk afterwards!

Schmoop said...

RLL: Even though she isn't a mother, why not add Alice to the mix as well and have a four-way. Cheers Hot Stuff!!

Marilyn said...

June is blocking the view.

Schmoop said...

Marilyn: That's the mother in her, Marilyn. She's protecting everyone from the naughty bits. Cheers!!

leelee said...

ha..I try my friend..I try

HUGS!!

Schmoop said...

Leelee: And you do it so well. Cheers Lovely One!!

Greg and Sheryl said...

The funniest HNT photo of the day. Bravo!

Schmoop said...

G&S: Ha. Thanks. You guys are great. Cheers!!

Sandee said...

I will never watch Leave It To Beaver the same way anymore. Okay, I'll never be able to look at June Cleaver again. So, are you supposed to stuff June or Beaver. Bwahahahahaha. Just asking. Have a great day Matt-Man! :)

Vixen said...

June Cleaver is hot. ;)

happyHNT

Schmoop said...

Sandee: The apron is going up and I am going in. Cheers Sandee!!

Vixen: I think it's her last name...Cleaver...It's so bitingly Goth. Cheers, and HHNT!!

Knight said...

Now if you just tilt her head a bit she is in the perfect spot. Whose up for a game of hide the pearls?

Schmoop said...

Knight: Woo Hoo. Hide The Pearls...That's like Ben-Wa Balls from an oyster. Cheers!!

Ed & Jeanne said...

Well you know what they say: April May but June will! You really should have asked her earlier though...like 50 years ago.

Schmoop said...

VE: Screw That!! Barbara Billingsley is 92 and still kickin'. I'm all over that. Cheers!!

Ashly Star said...

LOL! That is hilarious. Very clever. ;) Happy HNT!

Naughty K said...

You naughty boy... I loved it! HHNT

Schmoop said...

Amorous: Thanks Hot Stuff. HHNT and Cheers to you!!

Naughty: Ha. Thanks Naughty, That shade of blue is one of my fave colors. Purrr. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Oh dear Lord. Uhm. Well, I've actually got nothing to say to that, haha.

Schmoop said...

Motley: Well I don't know if that's good or bad, but I do know one thing...That makes you very much unlike your Mom. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

It's more of a speechless thing, heheh. She can think of witty comments right away, but I'm the kind of person who thinks up a good one five minutes later.

Schmoop said...

Motley: I can appreciate that. I have often thought the same thing after somebody asks, "Will you will call me tomorrow?" Cheers!!

Ginormous Boobs said...

You are quite the MILF hunter, ain't ya!

Schmoop said...

GB: Well, ya know, we all need love. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Dang it I can't see it. I will try again later at home.

CreativeMish said...

You've probably been told this a million times; but you're bazaar!
LOL!

Schmoop said...

Michelle: I've been called worse. Thanks for stopping. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Starr: Glad to hear that all is well. The pics are all a-mess because of Blogger. Cheers!

The Teamster said...

great...now a whole new subject from our tainted youth...Milf's from the past....June Cleaver and of course Shirley Partridge...how many more? I could go on and on...

Tug said...

Teamster, YOU FORGOT TUG! I'm pretty sure I was famous back then...

I think.

;-)

Jo said...

I knew there was a reason she was always so ridiculously happy.

You're crazy. You know that, right?

Anonymous said...

I'm not too sure but I think I see your vagina!

Schmoop said...

Teamster: Mmmmmmm Shirley Partridge. Cheers!!

Tug: More like infamous. Cheers Tug!!

Jo: I'm not crazy; I'm...um...sublime, yeah that's it. Cheers!!

PP: Shit...I knew someone would spot that. Good to see you back PP. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Matt darlin that almost looks like you farting out a Beaver. Would that be a quiff?

Schmoop said...

Starr: Now that was just plain hurtful. Cheers Starr!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Let's get Hazel and we'll just have us a good ol' fashioned orgy!

I'm calling Samantha and her twin cousin, Serena.

Gah...this is gonna be fun!

Cinnamon Girl said...

I dunno Matt. The ability to pull that off (pun intended) with out the proper in and out burger is pretty darn impressive.

Schmoop said...

RLL: Ha on the Hazel, and Yum on the Serena. I do love dark hair on a woman. Cheers!!

Starr: Well, great, now I'm hungry. Cheers!!

Unknown said...

If I were to chose a mom, June wouldn’t even make the top 100 list.

Schmoop said...

Nick: Awww c'mon...Her apron makes me hot. Cheers!!