By getting nekkid with that lovable caretaker of Wally and Theodore…
Everyone’s Mom, June Cleaver!!
Love how I captured that twinkle in her eye!!
Yeah baby, she doesn’t wear a pearl necklace ‘cause it’s pretty…
She’s making a statement about getting her late 50’s, black and white freak on.
When Ward’s away, the Matt-Man and June’s beaver shall play!!
Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday!!
And to all of you sexy muthas out there, have a wonderful Mother's Day.
Cheers!!
76 comments:
HAHA! Love it! June Cleaver would be proud.
Once again, you have rendered me speechless.
I'm...flabbergasted.
You cut the head off your June Cleaver poster? Or is that your backup poster, and not the one on your bedroom ceiling?
Talisman: Ha. Thanks alot. Here's to June and her apron. Cheers!!
Songbird: Wow...Now that is quite a feat. Cheers Dear!!
Jay: Ha. I wish it was the simple. I went thru hell tryin' to put that together. But June is worth it. Cheers!!
I was a little nervous while I was scrolling down, after reading your previous post earlier...
but that's a great pic! Fits perfect, except she's talking to "big". ;)
Happy HNT!
Covert: well, she's so excited she can't control her volume. Cheers CL!!
ya know...she reminds me of Lola...
but what is rather alarming is the look on YOUR face...laughing laughing laughing...
I'm thinking Ward might want to be there for you and June!
HHNT!
So...um ..... does this mean u dont have a thing 4 Carol Brady then? (giggle*giggle)
Leave it 2 U to think up such clever*ssexy HNT shots ; )
& happy hnt matt*man : )
Well all things considered I am slightly relieved;-)
And she looks far too satisfied*giggling* HHNT!
Kat: Ha, yeah I know. I wasn't quite ready for the timer to go off. Cheers!!
Dana: Why did you have to ruin my special moment? Cheers!!
Smile: Carol has too much stuff going on with Greg. Thanks, HHNT, and Cheers!!
TB: Yeah, you thought it was going to be some type of Oedipus thing didn't ya. Cheers TB!!
Truely not as disturbing as you might think. I think June even does you in her pretty froophy dresses and pumps. In this photo it appears to me that she is thinking, mmmm bet he tastes like bacon and I can't wait untill he puts the wood to my beaver; dam me up Matt-MAn.
Lu: Ha. I'll dam her up. I wanna do her while she wearing nothing but her apron and her pearls. Cheers Lu!!
Now that is very creative:) Put a smile on my face and I'm sure Mrs. Cleaver loves her pearl necklace:)
HHNT
Naughty: Well I am glad to know that. Mmmmmm Pearl Necklaces. Cheers Naughty!!
Mat..let me just say that THIS Mutha couldn't be more touched. Why the mere fact that June's (who is my personal hero btw) head is that close to your ...er Matty-ness..is more that I can take. A finer tribute there could never be.
I for one..thank you!
HUGS!
Leelee: Your ability to be full of shit with such elan and eloquence is unsurpassed. God, I love you. ; ) Cheers Lee!!
That is brilliant.
I think you are funnier than I am. I may have to kill you.
Mr. Fab: Thanks, and kill me if you want. As you can see, taking time to do things such as this picture shows that I have little to live for. Cheers!!
I didn't know June had it in her...or even knew what it was!!!!!!! Whatever floats your proverbial boat Matt....
;-)
Peace
I totally live for your Half Naked Thursday posts.
OK, JUNE CLEAVER? That is just so wrong dude...Carol Brady would have been fine...but you dirtied June Cleaver... JUST WRONG!
And we all know you are more a Eddie Haskell type of guy anyway
Odat: Oh June has it in her alright, deep in her. Cheers!!
Lady Jaye: Thanks, at least I'm not alone now. Cheers LJ!!
Bond: Hey, the way to man's heart is thorugh his stomach, and that bitch could cook!! Cheers!!
So much for MY swelling going down... You will never be an anti-inflammatory!
Cheesy: Ha. Poor Thing. Could you descibe exactly where you are swelling now? Cheers Cheesy!!
June Cleaver...the next best thing to Meredith Baxter-Birney....
taking time to do things such as this picture shows that I have little to live for.
Thats the first thing that came to my mind. LOL
Then, ..I thought that you looked a little scared of June, while the look on her face is clear, she's got you by the balls!
Phfrankie: Not a big fan of MBB. She always struck me as a crazy lady. And not in a good sexual way. Cheers!!
Micky: Ha. That is my, "Why the hell hasn't the camera taken the picture yet" look. Cheers Mick!!
Tug: Ha...You want me to be your Mattadermist? Mmmmmmm. I could go for that. Thanks and Cheers Tug!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I knew she was a freak!!! LOL!!
Cinder: Oh you have no idea Cinder. She's the one who gave "Lumpy" Rutherford his nickname. Cheers!!
That sly look on her face speaks volumes. I can't believe I thought I was content with life before I came here. Now I can't function if I don't come here for my daily chuckle.
Winter: In all seriousness...Your comment has already made my day. Cheers Winter!!
You really should invite Carol Brady over for a three-some! THAT could be some big fun!
I know there'll be cookies and milk afterwards!
RLL: Even though she isn't a mother, why not add Alice to the mix as well and have a four-way. Cheers Hot Stuff!!
June is blocking the view.
Marilyn: That's the mother in her, Marilyn. She's protecting everyone from the naughty bits. Cheers!!
ha..I try my friend..I try
HUGS!!
Leelee: And you do it so well. Cheers Lovely One!!
The funniest HNT photo of the day. Bravo!
G&S: Ha. Thanks. You guys are great. Cheers!!
I will never watch Leave It To Beaver the same way anymore. Okay, I'll never be able to look at June Cleaver again. So, are you supposed to stuff June or Beaver. Bwahahahahaha. Just asking. Have a great day Matt-Man! :)
June Cleaver is hot. ;)
happyHNT
Sandee: The apron is going up and I am going in. Cheers Sandee!!
Vixen: I think it's her last name...Cleaver...It's so bitingly Goth. Cheers, and HHNT!!
Now if you just tilt her head a bit she is in the perfect spot. Whose up for a game of hide the pearls?
Knight: Woo Hoo. Hide The Pearls...That's like Ben-Wa Balls from an oyster. Cheers!!
Well you know what they say: April May but June will! You really should have asked her earlier though...like 50 years ago.
VE: Screw That!! Barbara Billingsley is 92 and still kickin'. I'm all over that. Cheers!!
LOL! That is hilarious. Very clever. ;) Happy HNT!
You naughty boy... I loved it! HHNT
Amorous: Thanks Hot Stuff. HHNT and Cheers to you!!
Naughty: Ha. Thanks Naughty, That shade of blue is one of my fave colors. Purrr. Cheers!!
Oh dear Lord. Uhm. Well, I've actually got nothing to say to that, haha.
Motley: Well I don't know if that's good or bad, but I do know one thing...That makes you very much unlike your Mom. Cheers!!
It's more of a speechless thing, heheh. She can think of witty comments right away, but I'm the kind of person who thinks up a good one five minutes later.
Motley: I can appreciate that. I have often thought the same thing after somebody asks, "Will you will call me tomorrow?" Cheers!!
You are quite the MILF hunter, ain't ya!
GB: Well, ya know, we all need love. Cheers!!
Dang it I can't see it. I will try again later at home.
You've probably been told this a million times; but you're bazaar!
LOL!
Michelle: I've been called worse. Thanks for stopping. Cheers!!
Starr: Glad to hear that all is well. The pics are all a-mess because of Blogger. Cheers!
great...now a whole new subject from our tainted youth...Milf's from the past....June Cleaver and of course Shirley Partridge...how many more? I could go on and on...
Teamster, YOU FORGOT TUG! I'm pretty sure I was famous back then...
I think.
;-)
I knew there was a reason she was always so ridiculously happy.
You're crazy. You know that, right?
I'm not too sure but I think I see your vagina!
Teamster: Mmmmmmm Shirley Partridge. Cheers!!
Tug: More like infamous. Cheers Tug!!
Jo: I'm not crazy; I'm...um...sublime, yeah that's it. Cheers!!
PP: Shit...I knew someone would spot that. Good to see you back PP. Cheers!!
Matt darlin that almost looks like you farting out a Beaver. Would that be a quiff?
Starr: Now that was just plain hurtful. Cheers Starr!!
Let's get Hazel and we'll just have us a good ol' fashioned orgy!
I'm calling Samantha and her twin cousin, Serena.
Gah...this is gonna be fun!
I dunno Matt. The ability to pull that off (pun intended) with out the proper in and out burger is pretty darn impressive.
RLL: Ha on the Hazel, and Yum on the Serena. I do love dark hair on a woman. Cheers!!
Starr: Well, great, now I'm hungry. Cheers!!
If I were to chose a mom, June wouldn’t even make the top 100 list.
Nick: Awww c'mon...Her apron makes me hot. Cheers!!
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