Friday, May 02, 2008

Like The Phoenix Rising From the Ashes...

Well, if you read my post below, you know that I was having computer problems.

I truly appreciate the “concern” that many of you showed.

Sticky keys, stupidity, and in Jay’s case, he diagnosed my problem to be the result of a virus downloaded while looking for midget clown porn.

Jay is only half right…

My problems were the result of a bug I picked up while downloading pictures from the following Google search:

Rosie O’Donnell + Kentucky Derby Winners + Anal Sex.

So there, smart man.

It appears that all is well again, and I am back on the Bagwine track.

As a result of the delay, today’s Blog-Fo-Mercial© will be posted on Tuesday.

To post it now, would do a disservice to the BFM subject, by not allowing a full day of viewing.

Man, am I selfless, or what?

So with that, enjoy your Friday, and Songbird, I will try to have a new Inky and Lola up tomorrow just for you.

And to, “The Covert Lover”…Oh my, I think I’m in love.

Cheers!!

27 comments:

Knight said...

Why? Why would you search all of those things at once? No wonder you got a virus. I'm feeling a little sick at the thought of a combined picture.

Matt-Man said...

Knight: It was comedy research. After all, as Steve Martin once said, "Comedy is not pretty." Cheers!!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

I'm blind. Never, I repeat never post a picture of Rosie. That's one ugly bitch inside and out. Glad you got your puter fixed. What would all of us do without you? I'm not sure, but it wouldn't be near as much fun. Have a great day Matt-Man. ;)

Starrlight said...

Admit it. The hamsters that run your site had an "assident."

Matt-Man said...

Sandee: I had to post it. Misery loves company. Thanks and Have a good weekend. Cheers!!

Starr: I had to use my hamsters for "other" purposes. Cheers!!

Lu' said...

hmm I see nothing about the Kentucky Derby or anal sex in the picture you posted. Could it be that you think of Rosie as a horses ass and if one were to get BJ from Rosie that would be like anal sex?

VE said...

I made the first 10 in your comment section?! This is better than that Rosie horse DVD I ordered. How can you resist that sneer?

Turnbaby said...

You had to go and ruin anal sex for me didn't you?

Matt-Man said...

Lu: Bingo...You know my mind oh so well. Cheers!!

VE: That sneer is kinda sexy...I mean in a Walking Zombie kinda way. Cheers!!

TB: You're not the first woman to have ever said that to me. Cheers!!

Bond said...

glad you were able to coax the hamster out of your a**...

Now get it shaking and do something with the rest of your day

Matt-Man said...

Bond: It felt good too. I hate this, I'm all behind in everything now. Writin' this day off. Cheers!!

Lu' said...

Matt-Man I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. I must visit the same dark places, and the funny ones :)

leelee said...

happy happy joy joy!

wb Matty

HUGS!

Micky-T said...

I knew something was up, it just didn't *feel* right.
It wasn't your average non-post, just a really slack post with a lame excuse of a downed computer.
You need to lay off the palm dude!

Matt-Man said...

Lu: That is kinda disturbing, isn't it. Cheers Buddy!!

Leelee: Now, I can get back on track tomorrow. Cheers Lee!!

Micky: You are such a kind soul. Cheers!!

Micky-T said...

OK I apologize, I forgot to add the automatic apoligy in the form of three letters, LOL, which lets you almost get away with anything.

I'm just really dissapointed in not seeing a Blog-fo Mercial this Friday....you said we would!!!!LOL

Matt-Man said...

Micky: The Blog-Fo-Mercial is in the can, and it is a little different.

"With all due respect" is another great apologetic catch all phrase. Cheers Mick!!

Dana said...

So, I'm thinking (at least I didn't say it out loud) to myself, "Self! I'm sure Matt-Man will have some phenomenal Friday post to make up for his midget porn induced computer issues - it will be well worth the wait!" But what do I get?? Rosie F'in O'Donnell?? That's a deal breaker ... next time I'm going to spit!

Desert Songbird said...

A new Inky and Lola? Yay! Lessee if you can top the Kink in the neck one. *grin*

Tug said...

Dude, you are a fickle bitch. Yesterday you made me wet, today you throw Rosie in with anal sex.

Going to scrub my brain with bleach now, thankssomuch.

Winter said...

Bah! That bitch in the same sentence as Kentucky Derby? Blasphemy. Sheer blasphemy. Well, hopefully my insider information will get me a winner tomorrow. I can use the money. 6/1 is good odds. If you want my Derby tip email me. Heh. Glad to see you cleaned up and back on the net!

Matt-Man said...

Dana: Odd. I didn't think you to be the spitting kinda gal. Cheers Dana!!

Songbird: HA. That was a classic!! Cheers!!

Tug: I don't want to be predictable. Cheers!!

Winter: I haven't decided who I am picking to win yet. Glad to be back. Cheers!!

Cheesy said...

It could be worse... you could be powered by gerbils....

WB WB

Matt-Man said...

Cheesy: I do so love rodent sex. Cheer sCheesy!!

Kimmie said...

Glad to see you are back on and all is right in Matt-Man World again.

But Rosie???? You are killing us!

See you tomorrow.
Hugs,
Kimmie

The Covert Lover said...

{blushing} Why thank you Mr. Matt-Man! :)
Looking forward to the appearance of the Blog-Fo-Mercial©!

Matt-Man said...

Kimmie: Yeah, Rosie elicits that emotion among many. Cheers!!

Covert: You're more than welcome. Purrrr. And the Blog-Fo-Mercial on Tuesday should be a good one. Cheers!!