Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Bagwine Video Home Tour: The Kitchen

And now I present, a video tour of the Bagwine Kitchen...

If you have missed the previous rooms of this exciting and spacious abode, just click on the label below that says, "Bagwine Home Tour".


And now, our coded message to the vacationing Dana...

The weasel sees a ferret, the weasel sees a ferret. Bok Choy, and fly me to the moon.

Cheers!!

51 comments:

Jay said...

You could host your own Food Network show from there. Maybe Rachael Ray would be your first special guest!

Did you let Clay Aiken borrow that turkey baster? ;-)

Schmoop said...

Jay: RR would never be on my show, unless of course, I was cooking her. You're achin' for Clay, ain't ya? Cheers Jay!!

Desert Songbird said...

Schmoop is shrinking? Could be worse - could be you. *grin*

You call that a junk drawer? Ha! Come to my kitchen - I'll show YOU a junk drawer.

My 12yo is very sweet, probably too sweet for the likes of your witty, sarcastic 13yo.

I expected your beer to be PBR.

Throw that tomato out!!!

I'd hide the Bailey's from you, too.

Peanut butter for hiccups?

Hardee's? Don't you mean Carl's, Jr.?

Final thought: For such small quarters, you sure do use your space well.

Schmoop said...

Songbird: I have a knack for using things that are small very well. ; ) Yeah, Hardee's and Carl's are the same.

But c'mon, PBR? Dear God, that's some awful shit. Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

But c'mon, PBR? Dear God, that's some awful shit.

Says the man who indulges in WIR.

Schmoop said...

Songbird: Blasphemor!! Don't diss the Rose. Holy Crap, I type better when I'm drunk. Cheers!!

katherine. said...

I am sitting here, trying to figure out why these little tours are so interesting...

although I did learn a couple new things.

Schmoop said...

Kat: And what might those couple of things be? I am off to bed. Cheers Kat!!

j said...

Y'all are obviously a 'salty' household because I saw very few sweets. And I was looking for them, sweet addict that I am.

I am with you on corned beef hash. LOVE that stuff. My Mom makes the best Homemade CBF I've ever eaten. Add butter beans and corned bread? Heaven!

Thanks for the tour Matt-Man.

Jen

Barb said...

I'm feeling some serious crock-pot envy! For Heaven's Sake do NOT let MotherDear see that!

Liz Hill said...

I didn't get the crock pot in the divorce so I have to get a new one. Any suggestions?

Pffft on your 'junk' drawer--I almost had a melt down when I realized the new kitchen DOES NOT have space for a junk drawer. wtf?

Lu' said...

Right on Schmoop, I don't enjoy cooking either. Damn, you are tall aren't you. Put a coat over Dana's underthings and get yourself a fresh hot hamburger while you're there. Possibility for HNT, you could wear the nipple jewlery she has, hmmm.

Schmoop said...

Jen: Yeah, I love the stuff, although I have never had good "homemade" hash. Have your mom send me some. Cheers Jen!!

WillThink: Ha. You may have originated a new psychological category. Cheers!!

TB: No junk drawer? Man, you got hosed. And baby, get the Rival 3-in-1 slow cooker. It's HAWT!! Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Lu: Why must you encourage the Schmoopster? The nipple reference did make me hot though. Cheers Lu!!

Ken said...

Well, wasn't that SPECIAL!
Now I can go on and complete my day feeling secure, that Matt-Man leaves plenty of room in his fridge for beer!

Odat said...

I'm so happy that schmoop doesn't "spit in your face and hit you", you croak pot king!
Peace

Schmoop said...

Micky: Stop by some time, I'll have one...or twelve, waitin' on ya. Cheers!!

Odat: Ha. Yeah, I never knew how nice living like that would be. Cheers!!

Dianne said...

thoroughly enjoyed the Bagwine Kitchen Tour! It was my first stop this morning, before the lines get long.

I did wonder where the E.V.O.O. was but then I realized you probably do what I do and keep it in the bedroom.

I'm crossing my fingers for hot kitchen HNT.

Happy Hump Day!

Schmoop said...

Dianne: Glad you liked it although it did run a bit long. Kitchen HNT, eh? That's not a bad idea. I may do that. Cheers Di!!

RW said...

Theres 10 minutes I never get back!

Schmoop said...

Roger: Ha. I know. Everytime I do one of these, I think it'll take five, tops. And then well, I get windy. Cheers!!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

You once told me that the readers attention was 3.5 minutes...my head hit the keyboard at about 2:05....

Schmoop said...

Bond: I know. See? I was right. Just no way around the time; our kitchen is so damn interesting. Cheers Vin!!

Anonymous said...

Your kitchen is a wee bit bigger than mine. Hell,my hallway closet is bigger than my kitchen. I want your newest crockpot. If you ever need to make room, I'll 'hold on' to it for you.

MIRACLE WHIP???? I'm so disappointed in you!

Schmoop said...

Metal: You'll have to pry it from cold, dead hands.

If you heard right, we have both Miracle Whip AND Mayo. Schmoop likes the MW on a certain sandwich. I forget what it is. Schmoop's...Helps!! Cheers Metal!!

Beth said...

I like Miracle Whip on Egg and Cheese sandwiches, and several other ones. Sorry to gross ya'll out!!

Unknown said...

Thanks again, Matt-Man. I really must emulate you and present a tour of my castle.

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...how could I have lived this long without concidering frying the frozen corn? (I use mine as an ice pack for my lumbago!)

Cinnamon Girl said...

Matt you bastard I am dying due to muffin asphyxiation. Check your email :P

Bok Choy!!

And HOLY SHIZ for good measure.

Schmoop said...

NIck: No doubt. You and Alex conducting a tour of your digs. That would be a "cant-miss" video. Cheers Nick!!

Phfrankie: Ha. You make me laugh out loud nearly every day P-Man. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Dammit! Jay gets hit with muffins as well for the Claby Comment...

Schmoop said...

Starr: I'll check it out, and frankly, I'd love to asphyxiate myself in your muffin. ; )~ Cheers!! (Ha. That was pretty good)

Cinnamon Girl said...

You have to know that was a gimme muffin line just cause I loves ya ;)

Schmoop said...

Starr: I love how you give me a big, fat, fast ball over the middle of the plate so I can knock it out of the park. Cheers!!

As American as Apple Pie said...

This tour was enlightening and stimulating all at the same time!!! I'll have to go back and check out your other tours.

I love me some english muffin too! I eat one for breakfast every morning.

Schmoop--I've been trying to take the Viactives too but they make me nauseated.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Oh, yeah, I'm from WI where Culvers originated and I totally miss it here in NC. :...( Can't wait to go back to visit in July and OD on some cheese curds!

Cinnamon Girl said...

What can I say, I'm a pleaser :P

Schmoop said...

Apple: I love English muffins smothered in butter and cottage cheese. Is that gross? Mmmmmm, butter burgers. Thanks for stopping by Apple. Cheers!!

Starr: You damn Grecians always are. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Well a lot of the guys were takers if you get my drift. For that matter so were a lot of our sheep....

Lex Valentine said...

You know, I think I understand the coded reference to Bok Choy. Hee hee.

Schmoop said...

Starr: That's what I like about you guys...you don't discriminate. Cheers!!

Winter: How did I know that you would remember that reference? Cheers Bay-bay!!

Dana said...

The weasel sees a ferret, the weasel sees a ferret. Bok Choy, and fly me to the moon.

*gigglesnort*

Two things ... nooks and crannies and where the hell is the SPAM???? I'm not visiting unless there is canned meat available *wink*

Schmoop said...

Dana: I'll place the SPAM on your nooks and crannies and then eat it. Sex and a "nutritious" meal all at the same time...What could be better? Cheers Dana!!

Anonymous said...

You keep your bread in a cabinet?? Mine is all in the freezer.

I'm also pleased in listening to more and more of your videos you don't have that whiny mid-western accent. my former MIL had it and used to drive me batty.

Deb said...

You're hysterical! The burger photo: porno! And yes, my partner and I plan on using that baster to bear children.

;)

Nice tour! I really enjoyed it!

Deb said...

P.S. Care to fill the baster for us?

Anonymous said...

Mmm cheeseballs and english muffins. Yummm...

Everything is made in China these days. And Taiwan.

Schmoop said...

Lady Jaye: well it's comforting to know that I don't sound like your former MIL. Cheers!!

Deb: Oh my...I have filled the baster and the contents are on the way...Can I personally insert the contents? Cheers!!

Motley: The breakfast of Champions!! Cheers!!

Ed & Jeanne said...

I'm almost through decoding this one too. So far I've got that the weasel isn't Paul. The Walrus isn't a ferret. The rest is a magical mystery...

Schmoop said...

VE: Your cryptology skills are fricking uncanny. Cheers!!

Tug said...

Where's the bacon??

*sigh*

I've got a Culver's just down the street from me & I think I've only been there once, as much as I like it!