Saturday, June 28, 2008

LOL Hitler

I want to thank you all for hanging out. I will award the COW tomorrow.

I will be gone all effing day.

In the meantime, Schmoop will continue to baby sit this blog.

Treat her like you would treat me. In other words, be fricking nasty to her.

Love ya guys...Off to have breakfast with Ryno and then go to work.

Cheers!!






Keep up the good work, Hot Stuff!!


26 comments:

katherine. said...

Ja wohl

*clicking my heels*

there is no place like home...no place like home....

okay...I'm confused...

Lu' said...

Hmm is the Hitler comaprison to Schmoop ( I know you didn't go there), your boss (come on you've already said you like your job. The increased hours are what you get for being so God damned charming...) or did you just pull this thought right out of your... Have a good day where ever it is spent. It pisses people off, HA!

Odat said...

Hitler liked calzones????????
Peace

Dana said...

lolcats just isn't your speed, is it? Why does lol Hitler not surprise me??

Hitler und Schmoop im gleichen Pfosten? Ich denke, dass Sie den Toaster und den Haartrockner verstecken wünschen konnten!

Dana said...

Oh! One more thing ...

Would you be offended if we asked Schmoop to stay even when you do get back?? She's pretty damn funny and can clearly hold her own ... so to speak ...

Beth said...

Kat: You're confused. Think of me, think of me!!

Lu: He better not be comparing me to Hitler, although we are the same sign! And of course he pulled this out of his ass!

Dana: Did you just call my Mother something? I know speaky German. Hell I don't even speak goodly English. I'd love to stay, but this is effin hard work!

Dianne said...

schmoop - I know it's hard work but I second Dana, please stay. You could make Matt-Man type all your entries! Stand there over him with a whip and ...

as for the Hitler humor. My sweet, long suffering, dearly departed Jewish Nana would ...

be peeing in her granny panties and saying in her English/Russian/Yiddish combo accent - "Oh, oh Deeanna - look, look they make the funny for the Hitler. I love America!"

Karen said...

Well, I do hate LOL Cats. It seems somehow wrong that I like LOL Hitler better.

Knight said...

OMG! This is disgusting and tasteless.

I'm sending it to everyone I know!

Jay said...

LOL Hitler is awesome. It's helps soften his image a bit. People just don't realize what a great sense of humor he had. ;-)

Cinnamon Girl said...

Schmoop lend me a Depends the Hitler Mussolini Calzone shot made me pee :P

I am so showing those to my kid. She loves LOL Cats and anything politically incorrect.

desert rat said...

It finally occurs to me where my Uncle Pablo got the inspiration for his bad comb-over.

Schmoopie, don't goooooooo! We LOVE Schmoopie!

Crazy Charlene said...

hey shmoopie give 'em hell~~~PLAWYK~~~i love those i can havz ~~holding my side~~~

Beth said...

Dianne: Ha! Your Grandma had quite the sense of humor! I'll be here thru tomorrow, then maybe a new blog for me at some point.

Karen: Hate LOL Cats??? Blasphemer! You can tell I have so little, can't ya?

Knight: He is quite witty when he wants to be isn't he?

Beth said...

Jay: He was quite the funny dictator, wasn't he?

Starr: He told me yesterday he was doing something about Hitler. I was a little worried...all for naught! He's still a goof though.

Rat: Ha! Good one! Like I said, I'll be here thru tomorrow, and maybe another site for me.

Beth said...

Charlene: I love them too! I just never imagined a Hitler theme!

Cinnamon Girl said...

I did 13 reasons why Mr. Sulu being gay should have been no surprise. Just my little bit to piddle on PC'ness

Beth said...

Starr: Ha! Like it wasn't obvious!

Unknown said...

"Nazi, Schmazie", says Werner von Braun.......

Beth said...

frankie: I am ao soryy I missed your comment. I LOVE Tom Lehrer! Once the rockets go up, who cares where they come down, that's not my department says Werner Von Braun.

Beth said...

Winter: No kidding! You said tool...hee!

Unknown said...

I find you LOL Hitler to be historically accurate.

[:-)

Beth said...

Nick: I'm not so sure about accuratge, but it cracked me right up!!

Unknown said...

I really thing the Hitler LOLs are historically accurate. I have found in my 50 or so years of reading about him that Adolph was quite a laughable, if heinous, personage. The only one I would question the historical accuracy of is the last one: (1) I don’t know that Hitler, as a confirmed vegetarian, would have been interested in a calzone and (2) Hitler’s smile most probably reflects his feelings about Mussolini, who Adolph saw as an even greater clown than himself.

Cinnamon Girl said...

Well I think it goes without saying that a One-Balled House Painter is inherently funny.

Schmoop said...

Nick: Yes. Hilter and Benito thought about the same of each other. Not much. Cheers!!

Starr: Yes it is. Why did he only have one ball? Someone Adolf Hitler!!