Okay, here's the deal...I made great burgers for Schmoop and I last night, and then had incredible sex....with myself.
I will be around until about 10 A.M. today.
I have to work ALL frickin' weekend...
I will put up posts, but be unable to comment for the most part.
So...
I am actually putting the Schmoop in charge.
I will be around until about 10 A.M. today.
I have to work ALL frickin' weekend...
I will put up posts, but be unable to comment for the most part.
So...
I am actually putting the Schmoop in charge.
Although I will be here and there over the next three days, For the most part, she will be replying to you.
I know...I am much funnier, and smarter, but she does have a great rack. So, things are a wash.
Think of this as your opportunity to ask her intimate questions about me. Just don't ask her about the size of my wanker...
She'll go on and on, and finally say, "Oh, it's nothing, really"... No, really.
Cheers!!
P.S. Hey Jeff!! Schmoop is off until the 7th, so don't call me during the day. Okay?
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She HAS to say that to keep us wenches at bay! Fuck those burgers look delish!
Cheesy: I'm here until 10 and yes, those burgers were the bomb. Cheers!!
I'll be sure to save up my airtime minutes so I can make the most of them.
So if Schmoop is off till the 7th, does that mean you'll be getting off too?
I fairly certain Schmoop is ALWAYS in charge...but I see a little bagwine hijacking in our future...
It's 2:40am. I just got home from a poker game. I have never thought a burger looked so flippin' good in my life. Damn you Matt-Man! Why must you torture me?
Oh, oh, oh! Pinch me, pinch hitter! Please? So, do dish. What's it like to be Schmoopy?
Matt~~
i wanted to tell you that I so enjoyed your HNT over the past few months that i decided to do a HNT~~
and i will so ever be in your debt~~~
i had a blast and i'm so going to start working on next weeks later today
peace, love, and well ya know
char
Ugh, those burgers made me HUNGRY. Our meat went bad. :(
Those burgers look like they would make an awesome breakfast.
YAY Schmoop!!
I just want to sink my teeth into your meat Matt-Man ... or is that Schmoop's meat *wink*
Mmmm cheese burgers. I can't believe you didn't share. I can't wait to pepper Schmoop with questions. This is going to be the greatest weekend ever.
big juicy balls of meat!
and they look hot
Yay for Schmoop being guest host.
Jeff: If I have any luck at all...yes. My best to your family, Jeff. Cheers!!
Kat: Even though she isn't, I'll agree with ya. Just keep things smooth. Cheers Kat!!
Knight: A thousand pardons. But if it made you writhe, I am aroused. Cheers!!
Boo: I'm sure that you may find out over the next couple of days. Cheers!!
Char: And I must say, your HNT pic yesterday displyed some nice curves. Yum. Cheers Char!!
Motley: I hate it when my meat goes bad. Cheers!!
TB: There is one left if you want to stop by. Cheers TB!!
Dana: Let's get together and have a buffet. Purrrrrr. Cheers Dana!!
Lu: You just added to your hotness. Beef is King. Cheers Lu!!
Lady Jaye: Maybe for you guys...mine is gonna suck. Enjoy cutie. Cheers LJ!!
Dianne: My balls of meat are always hot. Wanna see for yourself? Cheers Di!!
Yay! Schmoop! I checked in on her blog but she isn't blogging - a hiatus of sorts (and I bet you think it's because of all that Matt-Meat, eh?).
If Schmoop is in charge does that mean she will be wearing her leather uniform with the thigh-high boots with spiked heels and carrying her whip? Just wondering. ;-)
...may I be so bold as to ask why those burgers were not cooked on a Bar-B-Q?....I mean, c'mon.....
HEY SCHMOOP! How big is his wanker?
I had to ask just cause he said I couldn't. What I really want to know is when my care package of food including those burgers will arrive? I already hit Bond up for gravy and canolli ;)
Desert Rat: Thanks for stopping by my site. I'm hoping to have it resurrected soon!
Jay: No leather baby, totally nekid! Please move out of ArKansas so we can be together!
Phfrankie: We live in an apartment complex which bans, BANS grills. It blows!
Star: Not sayin! Burgers are on the way my bitch!!
You are truly the Goddess of Meats and Fine Racks!
You my dear are truly HAWT!
Cool! well no actually HAWT - Schmoop is here! live! F'ing A.
You're like an action heroine to me Schmoop
Does this mean she can go through your undie drawer and post photos of them?
Dianne: I know you haven't been reading Matt Man that long, but I find you so fuckin funny! And yes, I am an action hero!
PP: Dudette! You really do not want to see his drawers! Seriously.
schmoop - I know, it's only been weeks but I swear I feel like I've been coming here forever. I believe matt-man and I were related in another life - when I was in HS I always hid my wine coolers in bags - coincidence!?
and the more I know you the more I think you might have been there too.
Dianne: I was there! My drink of choice back then was 40's of Genny Cream Ale!!
Like Schmoop doesn't really answer all your comments...PLEASE...we are more intelligent than that....
You are just the dummy..she is the ventriloquist...
and you enjoy her hand up your arse working the controls
Vin: Are you kidding? I cannot be that smart and sarcastic. I'm usually drunk and nekkid.
Smart, sarcastic, drunk, and nekkid. Honey, if you were Dana, you'd be my dream girl!
Boo: God do i love your comments! You crack me up! Dana is pretty hot isn't she??
Schmoop is here! I always check your blog just incase you came back (and to admire that lovely candle photo).
She's such a vulnerable waif. There's something about that that just screams, "Exploit me!"
*winks*
Nothing says summer like those burgers. Oh...and watching the models at a local shoot of a bikini ad that is...
I got a cheeseburger waiting back at my desk for me even as I type.
My boss is Australian and fires up the barbie the last friday of each month during summer - LUCKY me! I have to break the receptionist during lunch today but my co-worker went and snagged one for me. It is one of the things I treat myself to each month. Hey, better that than all the CAKE that circulates the corporate world.
I do miss my ex-husband's burgers though. mmm
And in a pinch, there's always my go-to Micky D's Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
God Bless the Cheeseburger!!!
...and yours are no exception when it comes to visual splendor. I bet they were fantastic.
*whispers*
A bunch of us had a liquid lunch today if ya get my drift. Now I REALLY want a burger!
Knight: Thank you sweetie! I hope to work on that blog soon!
Boo: I love to be exploited!! wink ;)
Ve: I have no bikini sir, but am still pretty hot!!
Dice: Man you are lucky! My boss blows, doesn't even let me drink at work, fucker!! Indeed, God bless the cheeseburger!!
I'm seeing some hot three way action with you, Dana, and Mr. Happy Hand.... When the Matt-Man's away, let Schmoopy play!
Star: Are you serious?? So cool! My boss is an idiot. I just woke up from a nap with the dude, and am dying for Taco Bell!
Boo: Ha! No, I don't think so, but there will be some "Happy Hand" later, if you get my drift!
Well it is the yearly "retreat" for those that acutally count. Where they go set our course for the next year, drink and windsurf. So it is just us peons in the office.
We had a pot luck and I had to go pick up a poo poo platter for the party. It just *happened* to be across the street from one of my favorite pubs.
Oh and Ding Ding Ding...round two starts at 5:05 ;)
And Hell Taco...mmmmmmmmmmmm!
Star: Damn you crack me up, you damn drunk! Speaking of drunk, gotta go have nap be back soon!
I am not drunk. Merely less chappy assed than I was earlier in the day. Drunk will be arriving around 6:05 of by the time the second pitcher arrives =)
Star: Excellent, I however am drunk!! Good days indeed.
Schmoopie baby! How's things?
I'm sorry for you that Matty has to work so much; that means you have to cook for yourself, and I KNOW how much you love that (yeahright).
Enjoy your nap. At least your alone time gives you that luxury. God knows if he were home that drunken Irishman would be fondling your potatoes and begging for a wee dram of your whiskey.
I always masturbate when I take a nap, especially when I'm drunk. I was sitting here pondering Desert Songbirds comment regrading the luxury of being alone... and the light bulb went off... Mr. Happy Hand indeed, Schmoops. *giggle* Almost got me there!
Songbird: OMG!!You freaking crack me up! I just spit all over the keyboard! I love you babe!! And you're right about the potatoes:)
Boo: I do agree about being alone. I however, am waiting for the real thing!! Yummo! Sorry I couldn't take ya all the way!
Phrankie: He sucks doesn't he! Good thing though he doesn't remember much, so I get away with a lot!!
I haven't read thru all of these comments...but am I to understand it is YOUR vacation and you are home babysitting the blog????
no wonder you're drinking....I'm gonna join you....
Kat: Yea, you're right! Baby sitting a blog. Babe, I have nothing better to do. Love ya!
I wasn't here yesterday???? I thought I was....Oh well...sorry I miss ya Schmoop!!!
Peace
Odat: Thanks honey, hope everything is going well for ya! I'll be here all weekend, try the veal!
Wow those do look tasty!
And you're so right - a good rack makes up for any and all lack of intelligence and humor... and even much more than that. ;)
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