Thursday, July 03, 2008

Half Nekkid Thursday: Happy Birthday America!!

Happy 232nd Birthday America!!

What better way to celebrate than with something as All-American as a Hot Dog and a Beer!!?



But what's doubly nice is that I am celebrating this year with that rock star of Colonial times, Ben "Bagwine" Franklin


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Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday!!

Have a safe and fun filled Fourth of July.

Cheers!!

64 comments:

Knight said...

Not only did you give us a little cheekage but it is covered in Benjamins and lights up like a sparkler. Happy birthday America indeed! Careful where you ignite ;)

katherine. said...

a bit more than half...but very festive.

I so want a hot dog of my own....

The Ethical Slut said...

You make me want to eat hot dogs....

HHNT

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

Ben Franklin would have *totally* approved of this post. It's all peace, nudity and the American way, after all. ;)

Happy HNT!

Schmoop said...

Knight: And the funny thing is that my Roman Candle is actually on the front of me. Cheers Knight!!

Kat: You do? Do you have penis envy, young lady? Cheers!!

Toms: Well, they are full of "fillers". Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Ms. I: That's why I used him...He was a mad man in the finest sense of the word. Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

I'm thinking Katherine wants a hot dog to call her own in that she can have it any time she wants.

Of course, mine must be 100% all-beef. Are you beef enough, Matty me darlin'?

Schmoop said...

Songbird: Yes, I know, silly. And yes, it's Grade A Prime Choice. No fillers...It's ALL meat. Cheers Dear!!

desert rat said...

Whoa! Let me get my glasses! Nice cheekage, there, Matt-Man! And what a coincidence: I'm drinking a beer and wishing I had a hot dog.

As my good buddy, Ben, would say,
"By using thinner and more porous bedclothes, which will suffer the perspirable matter more easily to pass through them, we are less incommoded, such being longer tolerable."

Which, I'm thinking, is a tacit approval of half-nakedness if I ever heard one.

Happy HNT!

Jeff B said...

Will Schmoop be providing the buns for your hot dog?

Crazy Charlene said...

great HTN post very 4th of july

thanks for concern about dad~~even though he is a brittle diabetic and the fact that he only has 25%kidney function, can't get him in to see specialist until august 11

Schmoop said...

Desert Rat: My cheeks thank you.

And Ben was not only a certifiable genius, he was a comode hugging, party animal. What's not to like? Cheers, my friend!!

Jeff: Well, I can hope, can't I? This is America after all. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Char: Thanks Char, and I'm sorry to hear that. I wish the best for your Dad, you, and your family. Cheers!!

smarmoofus said...

Provocative and sparkly... How festive!

Happy Independence Day and HNT!
-smarmoofus

Schmoop said...

Smarm: Thanks for stopping and HHNT to ya. I love anybody who delights in the First Amendment. Cheers!!

boo said...

Oh, no no no, Matty! You got it all wrong, though I can understand the confusion. Dirty old Mr. Franklin wasn't known as Ben "Bagwine" Franklin! He was known as Ben "Winebags" Franklin, which is clearly a reference to his infamously large testicles.

Joanna Cake said...

Is that a proper hotdog or one of those weener things? Happy 4th July and HHNT x

Lu' said...

I bet Ben is thinking or rather singing to him self, Let's go fly a kite... With Ben you have more reasons than one to be leary if he asks you to "hold this"

Lapis Ruber said...

Happy Fourth and Happy HNT.

Anonymous said...

Butt cheek! Yay! I'm going to go lust after you now!

Anonymous said...

So, is that an invitation that Ben is issuing?? 'Cause I'd rather the invite be on the other side ;)

Kimmie said...

You look good in sparkles! ;-)

Have a great day my friend.

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Certainly NOT a footlong....

RW said...

Ben is in the danger zone, after you eat that hotdog and drink those beers, lol.

Happy 4th to ya Matt.

CreativeMish said...

Nice cover ups. You're so modest!
Mr Franklin looks nice :)

Anonymous said...

....and to you, M2.....dogs and beer.....ambrosia......

Schmoop said...

Boo: Ha....Very Good. Cheers!!

Cake: Mmmmmmmm. It's quite beefy. HHNT and Cheers!!

Dana: No, that's just my charm radiating. Cheers Babby!!

Schmoop said...

Lu: Haha. Funny. Cheers Lu!!

Lapis: Same to you. Cheers!!

Lady Jaye: You don't know how I long I have wanted to hear you say that. Cheers LJ!!

Biscuit: He just happens to be there because I accidently sat on him. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Kimmie: Why thank ya, you too. Cheers!!

Bond: Bite my dog. Cheers!!

Roger: Ha. Good point. Cheers Roger!!

Schmoop said...

Michelle: I am very modest, and thanks. Cheers Michelle!!

Phfrankie: Have a most enjoyable 4th yourself. Cheers P-Man!!

Dianne said...

Holy HotDog Batman - uh - Matt-Man, and Happy 4th.

Love the cheek peek and a wee bit of a pelvic edge there in your suggestively full frontal.

I love what my imagination comes up with - just imagine my imaginings.

Now let's have a cigarette.

Schmoop said...

Dianne: Mmmmmmmm. Now I am going to have Dianne on the brain all day. I hope Ben, doesn't force his way into my fantasy. Cheers Di!!

Leighann said...

What a handsom weiner you have!

Schmoop said...

Leighann: Handsome, eh? I've always been told that it's "cute". Cheers!!

Cheesy said...

Ok I have saved the pic and fiddled with it.. [does that make you hot? lol] and I still have to ask... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IN YOUR LAP? .... happy 4th eve darlin~

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: Mmmmmmm that gets me all a temper. It's a blue shirt on my lap...underneath that is Heaven on Earth. Cheers!!

Jay said...

I'm sure you were watching baseball while doing this right? That would make this even more America loving.

Anonymous said...

You make me want a hotdog REAL BAD!

Schmoop said...

Jay: Ha. Actually I was watching a fairly drunk Schmoop weaving as she attempted to take the picture. Now THAT's American!!

Metal: Have One. Just don't use the bun. Cheers!!

Odat said...

OMG I see stars!!!!
(I'm ok now). :-)

Peace

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

If Schmoop was any fun she would have used Crazy Glue to put Old Ben on your Arse!

Schmoop said...

Odat: Ha. Very good, buddy. Have a great day. Cheers!!

Bond: She's plenty fun, and her tits? They're real and they're spectacular. Cheers!!

Baby said...

Loved the photos - especially with Ben!!! CHEERS!!!! Happy HNT and 4th of July!

Schmoop said...

Baby: Thanks Baby. May I spank you? HHNT and CHEERS to you hot stuff!!

You can Call me AL said...

Crazy glue and weeniers never go together, trust me! Well, actually they do bond very well but going to the emergency room to break the bond is no fun..

Schmoop said...

Al: Al!!!!!!!! Good to see ya. That's really a meal that sticks with ya. Cheers!!

Dianne said...

A fairly drunk Schmoop with a camera! Oh hell the fantasy just got even better!

"dianne on the brain" - I believe you can get full disability benefits for that - work under a different name - live like a king. It's the American Dream.

leelee said...

I feel so patriotic. I want to pinch Thy Benjamin!

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! and HHNT!

HUGS!

Schmoop said...

Dianne: Stop by...She can take pictures and not even know that she's doing it.

Dianne on the Brain is an affliction that I choose to live with. Cheers Adorable One!!

Leelee: Pinch away...Just do it with the reverence that our Independence deserves. ; ) Cheers Cutie!!

Beth said...

You my darling have much yumminess! And...I was not drunk.

Ed & Jeanne said...

I'm afraid to ask exactly where Ben's lightening rod is...

Schmoop said...

Schmoop: I love you, but dang...you're just not right. Cheers, drunky!!

Schmoop said...

VE: Well, it's not perched atop my barn. I think I 'd feel that. Cheers Funny Man!!

Liz Hill said...

Hoping the sparkles are in celebration of the streak continuing!

Karen said...

Now I want a hot dog.

Schmoop said...

TB: We had to take the day off last night. I ran out of eggs, thus deleting my protein supply, and on top of that, her Hoo-Ha was sore. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Karen: You're more than welcome to come by. I have plenty. Cheers to you!!

Greg and Sheryl said...

It looks like you're all about the Benjamin this weekend. HHNT!

Unknown said...

Y'all have an enjoyable 4th!

Schmoop said...

G&S: Damn Straight...It's all about the Benjamins. Have a great 4th guys. Cheers!!

Nick: You and Alex have a wonderful time yourselves, Nick. Cheers!!

Tug said...

I always thought you had a SPANKY ass, but I see now it's SPARKLY. Hopefully it won't start a fire... ;-)

Have a safe & happy 4th Matt!

Lex Valentine said...

That Ben. Always with the witty dialogue. Something like our own Matt-Matt I would say.

Marilyn said...

I love the sparkles!

Travis Cody said...

Happy Independence Day!