I have come to the realization that this entire thing is very sexist.
No, not towards women who offer themselves to get Half-Nekkid, but sexist towards me, a man…The Matt-Man, bitch.
A guy named Obasso, initiated this idea as some type of art form, feel good, kinda thing.
I joined in last February and have diligently posted my HNT pics.
While Obasso visits and comments on every WOMAN’S HNT post, he shuns me.
Why? Because I am a man, baby!!
I have been creative, posted his sappy HNT button on my sidebar (which will come down today), and in return get nothing but neglect.
His actions reek of hypocrisy. Perhaps, he is intimidated by my body, which resembles that of
No longer will I kowtow to his depraved will. I will continue to get Half-Nekkid from time to time, but…
Never, and I mean, NEVER on a Thursday.
And it won’t be for Obasso's little "I Can Haz Half-Nekkid Chicks" game; it will be for my hotter than hell, smarter than hell, over-the-top Bagwine readers.
So from here to eternity, or something like that…I am saying, “Just Say No to Obasso.”
Have a lovely day one and all.Cheers!!
107 comments:
You mean you'll get half-nekkid for little old me??
Pass the Wild Irish Rose please!
But...but...but...
Oh fine. I'm just going to have to check back on non-Thursdays too. *shrug*
Honestly, man. I don't see what the fuss is about (this coming from a woman, of course).
Happy HNT.
Dana: Ha. As if you even have to ask. Here, drink up. Cheers Dana!!
Ms. I: I am crushed...crushed I tellz ya. Cheers!!
LMAO!!!!! I have a feeling that you will be too sorely missed and break too many hearts to do such a thing!! HHNT!
nice bush (rose bush?) ya got there...
Baby: Ha. Thanks. But I am sure that the wailing and gnashing of teeth will be non-existent. Cheers Sexy!!
Kat: It's a dickhead upon a dickhead!! Cheers!!
You get a kabillion comments a week....but you are bitter about one person not commenting on your hnts?
LOL
*shaking head*
Vixen: Mmmmm, Vixen. Very Good point...one which I will choose to ignore. It's the principle of the thing, dammit!! Cheers!!
It's all about the principle, right? Amen to you, brotha!
Songbird: It is all about the principle. If I didn't have principles, I'd have nothing...No, literally, I'd have nothing. ; ) Cheers Dear!!
Buh bye sweet ass! ;-)
Peace
Odat: It'll still make an appearance from time to time. Nite Odat!!
haaaaaaaaa
ok that tickled me
I was scared to click though!
great pic.
Oh, travesty that thine fine form should be so shunned! For shame! What farce, to neglect the generous bounty of thine body and mind! A mockery! This foul burlesque does twist and gnarl thine good fortune and good name! Be thee not now unsexed, or far greater deviltry may come.
Right on Matt-Man. Protest the unequality that has been shown to you, to man, to mini matt-man. Ooh such a pissy face you've got for Obasso. Are you sticking it to him? Who knows? I can't see behind the carboard. I will never look at Thursday morning the same way again... It's been revealing :) P.S. thanks for the mention to toss a bone every now and again ;)
*LOL* I gotta say, I'd be thrilled to get the number of comments that you do, no matter who they were from. Not that I do it for the comments, but it's nice to have my creativity and effort appreciated.
I have to admit, I don't comment on a lot of men's HNT's either. Only the creative one's like yours. Seeing dick after dick after dick gets friggin' old.
Southern: Ha. Thanks and thanks for stopping by. Cheers!!
Boo: I shall, just for your fiery soul, bare my bodkins from time to time. Cheers Boo!!
Lu: Damn Staright, Lu!! I am indeed, sticking it to da man. Cheers buddy!!
Biscuit: It is nice to be appreciated isn't it. HHNT and Cheers Sexy!!
Is that like me waiting for you to put a Couch on your sidebar..but being shunned?
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
You look comfortable with a man between your legs.
Bond: Hmmmmm...I have shunned you? I think making a two-year anniversary video for The Couch is hardly a shun. Ha!! Cheers!!
Hahahahaha! I wont miss it, but I am all for full naked hooter girl Thursday.
Roger: I have found that the Hooter Girls oft times do not live up to their name. Cheers!!
I must take a moment to applaud boo's comment. fucking old english poetry action going on there - that kid has got skills.
Since I come here everyday, many times a day, the end of HNT doesn't worry me. It will be far hotter to wonder each morning - will today be boner day? was he feeling the wood this morning? is there a full moon in his cycle?
it will be so titilating - did I spell that right?
kudos for refusing to be ignored. I despise man on man sexism.
Yeah well, maybe all this standing up for principles stuff is just more election year grandstanding. I bet you found out that your HNTs was hurting you in polls and you just made up some reason to give it up. ;-)
Well here it is 25 comments in and he STILL hasn't spoken! Lurkers will be punished eh?? Good thing I visit everyday..... Look forward to a moonin' Monday or a 2fer Tuesday!
Dianne: Boo is just another reason as to why Bagwine tastes so good. Hot man on man sexism is just not right, is it? Cheers Di!!
Jay: I am outraged, nay, I am wounded that you would think that. Sure, I may pander to drunken chicks in bars but never to the electorate. Cheers Jay!!
Comment Deleted: Response Deleted. Cheers!!
Cheesy: And how about, Full Frontal Fiday? Okay, maybe not. Cheers Cheesy One. And by the way, I always appreciate your visits here.
SMOOCH MATT...
Oh the pain of my forgetting the video that I loved so...
Forgive me ...?
I think Obasso has been here but found himself so tingly he got nervous and ran away with his head between your legs. Wait, what? You know what I mean.
You crack me up and to echo what Vinny said---you do look very comfortable with a man between your legs--very much like you are used to it or something.;-)
HHNT
Bond: Of course Vinny. Here, have a cookie. Cheers!!
Knight: He has been afraid that his true feelings for me will shine through. So Sad. Cheers Drew!! ; )
TB: Ha. Not at all. I am very comfortable with cardboard bewteen my legs. I have no idea why. Cheers Sexy!!
Lucky for me, I won't have to miss a thing!!!
Leighann: Pfffft. Rum is for pussies. Bagwine and Jack, please. Cheers!!
Schmoop: Ha. Since you're coming home early, I will have it all washed up and ready to go, you minx, you. CHEERS!!
Ok I gotta ask all you ladies who participate in this. Did the fuckers 70's Porn 'Stache TOTALLY escape y'all?
Cause serious if I came across that dude with that "Hey baby, toss your keys in my fishbowl" look wanting folks to post half naked pictures I'd laugh my ass off and say PERV! Matt nailed it. It ain't art it's I CAN HAZ NET PORN!
I am willing to bet the best this guy will ever look is right there in that picture framed by Matt's thighs.
Interesting flip side to the perv discussion from yesterday and bitch free so far :P
Starr: Ha. You never fail to kill me. Can ya hear the waa waa bar on the Stratocaster aiding the playing of the obligatory porn tune: bow chicka wow wowwwwwww. Cheers Sis!!
He reminds me of Ron Jeremy. But not in a good way. For the record I love Ron. He is a hella bright and funny guy.
Being Ron Jeremy (the movie) and The Hardest (working) Man in Hollywood (the book) I can both highly recommend.
Although his narcolepsy while driving is freaking. Wonder if if happens when he is "on the job?"
Good for you matt-man! I say be yourself and damn the rest. I felt the same way when I dropped from pimping the humor-blog list and then stripped my blog free of all unnecessary crap other than what I intended it to be. I hate hipocracy and principles make all the difference! (just ask my high school one...he'll tell ya...)
Starr: Ron Jeremy is a fricking hoot. He doesn't like to fly so he sniffs women's underwear while on a plane to calm himself down. Cheers!!
VE: Ha. I had a Peter Finch moment. I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.
My nekkidness belongs to no one but me. Unfortunately, that is far too often true. Cheers VE!!
you have my email. if you feel the "need" just send them directly to me.
SHMOOP?? IS THAT OK????????
HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leelee: Ha. Screw that. I am saving my money so I can fly down and show you in person.
Is that okay, Schmoop?
Cheers, you adorable thing you!!
Well I've never put the rum THERE but now that you've suggested it, I guess I have something to do this weekend!
Leighann: Interesting...A Pussy Colada. Tell me how it turns out. Cheers Leighann!!
I don't usually respond to your commentors Matt-Man, but I can't let Starrlight's bitch-slap go unchecked *gigglesnort*
There are likely as many reasons for participating (or not participating) in HNT as there are participants. I participate, and I do so because it offers me a creative outlet and challenges me to look differently at myself. Quite frankly, I don't care what anyone else gets out of it, as long as I am clear on why I do it, it really doesn't matter what someone else gets out of it!
That being said, Matt-Man has a point - there is some sexism in the HNT community. But let's face it, melons are far more fun to look at than schlongs (how's that for 12-year old verbiage?), and no one is required to visit or comment on every single one of the HNT posts.
Call HNT what you want. Call Osbasso what you want. Call Matt-Man what you want. And of course, call me what you want! But, you might want to reserve judgment and refrain from lumping all HNT participants together as "I CAN HAZ NET PORN" idiots - most of us are far brighter than that!
I was reading starlight's comment as directed at that osbassa guy's intent...not towards the participants reasons for playing along....
but I REALLY have to disagree with your other comment....while "melons" are nice...."schlongs" are far more fun to look at....
Dana: I can't answer for Starr, although, I don't think she was making a judgement on the participants, but I can answer for me...
I like seeing everybody do something creative in the HNT environment. I wasn't talking about anyone who participated. That part is cool.
I was talking about Obasso. I took the time, to pimp his idea through my sidebar on a daily basis. And I took the time to think about something entertaining to post on Thursday's in regards to HNT.
I am in now way conveying or asking others to stop their HNT posts.
I have never thought HNT is a sexist or bad idea. I am merely pointing out the fact that by Obasso's not stopping by my site on HNT, he is demonstrating tha he is fine taking the cover charge from me and showing up to his party, but he won't offer me a beer.
Man, now THAT was poetry. Cheers Dana!!
Kat: Be still my heart...We agree!! On the intent part, not the, schlongs are fun to look at part. Cheers Kat!!
mateo...we agree more often than not...intentional or otherwise...
tell you what...post a picture of your melons and one of your schlong...and we can vote.
I bet your schlong will win.
Just for the record, Star's original comment was, Ok I gotta ask all you ladies who participate in this. Did the fuckers 70's Porn 'Stache TOTALLY escape y'all?
I am open to the fact that I may have misinterpreted this sentence - just felt a need to respond since I know you're not one of the "ladies who participate in this" Matt-Man. Although ... we haven't seen just what is behind that cardboard, have we?? *wink*
No hard feelings Star! Thought you really were asking a question and anticipating a response, that's all!
Kat: I know we do. And you're right. This is a HUMOR site, so I guess I should post my schlong. Cheers Kat!!
promises promises...be still MY heart....
(okay...is it just me...or does that picture look just a little bit like Vinny between your legs?)
Dana: Knowing Starr as I do relative to the others who post here. I think if anything, she was making an indictment of O-Man, not the HNT-ers. But I am sure she can and will address that. Cheers Sexy!!
Kat: Be still your heart? Be still your Mental Health!! ; ) Cheers!!
Kat: Ewwww. I just threw up a little. Thanks. No Cheers for you.
Oh. My. Gawd. Is that a rubber plant between your legs??? *g*
Thanks, Matty. That's exactly what I needed to see after returning to Blogland today. Let me get some hedge shares...
Matt's right. I'm not offended at all mostly cause I am not emotionally invested in the debate :P
I just call it like I see it. While I am sure there are artistic offerings done on a weekly basis, O-Man looks like he needs a trench coat and a dirty hat.
laughing....laughing...laughing...
no cheers 'cause you know I'm right...
Sanni: Yum!! Did you have v 2.0? I'll be by later hot stuff. Guten Tag, baby!! Cheers!!
Starr: I thought as much. And you'd be right. There are alot of very creative pics posted in the realm of HNT. Cheers Starr!!
Kat: Just because you were right doesn't remove the bad taste from my uvula. Cheers Kat!!
I had to google...well done.
Kat: Ha. That's funny. Who says that this site can be informational as well as asinine? Cheers!!
NO THAT IS NOT ME!
You've got to stick to your guns, my friend! Stand up for what you believe in. ;)
Matt-Man, I am suddenly very afraid of you.
Bond: Are you sure, Vinny? Cheers!!
CrAzY: Damn straight. Take care of that growing baby, baby!! Cheers Tish!!
Mt. Cat: Why? Cheers!!
awwww Vinny....you sound so disappointed....
Kat: Ha, and ouch. And here I thought I was the only one who enjoyed poking fun at Vin. Cheers!!
Looking carefully at this picture [which I'm a little embarrassed to say I did] and you carefully in your mind remove the cardboard, the plant leaves and his face, but leave the mustache and beard Oh My!
Forgive me Matt-Man
for I have sinned!
Micky: Ha. That was really good. I just lauhged out loud. Cheers Micky!!
The only thing that really ruins it, is you should be smiling! Ha!
Micky: Ha. I can never tell when the damn timer is going to run out and shoot the pic!! Cheers Mick!!
I've missed you, Matt. Somehow I always pop in here just in time to see your goodies!
Does this mean you'll be half-nekkid 6 days a week now?
Jo: You've missed me? Oh my, be still my heart.
I'll let ya know when I am in half nekkidness mode, because I know how important my decrepit body is to a young sexy woman such as yourself. Cheers, Jo!!
I was so worried that I'd never see you half-naked again. But then I pondered if that meant you were going to be completely naked. Then I read this post and all of my hopes and joys were crushed. *sigh*
Lady Jaye: Whatever you need, I shall give. So let it be written, so let it be done. Cheers!!
You're gonna make me cry on Thursdays now but I'll have to get my Matt*Man fix on other days. And , um, what days will those be exactly? (giggle*)
Drink, enjoy & CHEERS 2 U, Mr Wild irish Rose. I think some of that today! Do you share? ; )
Behold!! I have come back from the shadows!! No more HNT for you then? I'll stand by ya, so long as you pass me some alcohol. xD I'll continue to do HNT... And you may want to stop by...lesbians... ^__^
I am not disappointed...I consider Matt a good friend but never in that way...
Smile: Well, never knowing what day it is makes it even hotter. Cheers!!
Motley: I'll stop by sweet stuff. Cheers!!
Bond: I heart you. Cheers!!
Yippee!! It's about time. You know how I felt about the whole HNT bit!! You've just gained some much needed credibility!! hahha!!
Dost thy bodkins fall small and piercing? Or are they fair, topped and bobbled for the amusement of mine genteel soul?
I just took a vicodin for my seriously awful shoulder pain. Which no doubt explains why the "I heart you" comment to Bond has my head filled with mental images of you and Bond frolicking in a rainbow colored late 70's looking cartoon.
Like My Pretty Pony's world. It's kinda horrifying and amusing at the same time. Y'all are skipping hand in hand.
Wheee....vicodin :P
Sherri: Ha...Why thank ya. Ironically, gaining credibility from you makes me wanna do very nasty things to you. Thanks for commenting, Sherri. Cheers my buddy!!
Boo: Um...Yes? ; ) Cheers Boo!!
Starr: Trust me, that comment was made in complete and utter staire. Enjoy the drugs. Cheers!!
Oh I know Matty. Now ya both have Porn Staches like O Face and stripped bell bottoms. I'll see your satire and raise you sartorial 70's fashion!
Starr: Ha...I so love Vicodin. You go girl. Cheers!!
I'm not sure who's funnier...you or your commenters! They took all the good comments...dammit.
I could'a been funny if I'd gotten here earlier! ;0
Happy HNdayoftheweekthatshallremainunknown!
RLL: The commenters are ALWAYS funnier. I am but the catalyst. Cheers Sexy!!
Starr - yeah! I hear ya! I got the goods for my back pain - Hoo Haw!
Who the hell is Obasso? I've never actually clicked the HNT link - I've only looked at a couple of HNT sites - Dana's are always nicely done - very creative.
And, BTW, I don't recall EVER seeing any Schlongage here - just the tease of something *more* - perhaps MUCH more. (Schmoop? Can you confirm?)
How about "Scantily Clad Saturday?"
Yes dear, I can confirm! I am more than willing to do scantilly clad Saturday, if anyone cares!
Anything that gets Schmoop scantily clad can't be a bad thing!
Schmoop: As if it hadn't already been a tradition. Cheers and Luvs Baby.
Boo: I couldn't agree more, Boo. She does have nice boobies. Cheers!!
with all respect to schmoop's beautiful breastage....I'd like to see schlong saturdays...
Are you kidding? It could be nekkid-ness every day of the week! Manly Monday, Testicle Tuesday, Wet-hole Wednesday, T&A Thursday, Fuck-wit Friday, Scantily Clad Saturday, and Smoke my Cigar Sundays!
with video!!
Is that Richard Cranium hiding in the bush??
I stopped because, well, I can't do theme stuff consistently. I like random, so you may show your schlong randomly and I'll accept that.
My, what lovely foilage you have there young man...
Wow not even a good job or keep it up, I don't blame ya bud.
How funny! You never cease to amaze me with your half naked posts. LOL
Kat: Ha. I'll pass that along. Cheers Kat!!
Michelle: Ha. Why I believe it is. Cheers!!
Anndi: Canadians are so damn wise. Cheers Anndi!!
Tug: Thanks...Too bad there is some fungus in the middle. Cheers!!
Truk: You are a wise, wise, man. Cheers and party on!!
Karen: Well, I will still continue to horrify, I mean amaze at some point. Cheers Karen!!
I'm going to put my COW award(s) back up on my side bar lest I be considered pond scum like Obasshole.
Jeff: Don't bother. I award them; I dont expect them to be posted, ya goof. Cheers Buddy!!
All of this is not worth drinking!
Jill: Ha. I never need an excuse. Cheers Jill!!
Well last time, (the only time) I came by I didn't read but kept hearing through the blog-vine so I thought I'd come back and read.
Good points all.
The pic still tickles the shit out of me!
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