Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Bagwine Video Home Tour: The Bedroom

Well I have videoed the final room of the Bagwine Digs...The Bedroom.

It's really not all that humorous.

If I had filmed myself having sex in there, now that would have been funny...not to mention, a rarity.

I went kinda quickly so as to keep it at 5 minutes, and I almost achieved just that.

Please enjoy yet another Bagwine cinematic masterpiece.


Wasn't that just a splendid, ill-lit piece of video? Of course it was, and I hope you enjoyed the experience.

I haven't received any Matt-Man for President T-Shirt designs from you, other than the idea from the lovely Knight.

C'mon folks, throw me a friggin' bone...Lest I throw mine your way.

I don't know what is on tap for tomorrow, but Thursday...oh man, look out!!

Thursday will mark my final installment of Half-Nekkid Thursday. The reasons will SHOCK you!!

Until tomorrow...

Cheers!!

44 comments:

Jeff B said...

Wanted to point out a gramatical error. In reference to your bedroom tour you said, "I went knda quickly..." I believe that should read, "I came kinda quickly."

Schmoop said...

Jeff: You are such a dick...but I luvs ya. ; ) Cheers Jeff!! P.S. I won't point out your initial mispelling of "knda". I'm cool like that.

Desert Songbird said...

Hmmmm, the final thing of you on that vid was of you scratching your crotch. Thanks for that; I'll take that with me as I head off the bed now.

Schmoop said...

Songbird: Sweet. I do like to leave the audience wanting more. Cheers!!

Jay said...

I'm kind of surprised that you keep Jesus in a cabinet instead of the closet. You could have made a great "Jesus coming out of the closet" joke there. Otherwise, great tour of the bedroom there man.

Schmoop said...

Jay: Damn it Jay, why didn't you email me that idea, so I could have passed it along as mine. Shit. And Thanks. Cheers!!

Jeff B said...

I saw that and thought, "Boy am I the pot calling the kettle black."

Unknown said...

I was wondering if you'd get to the bedroom. Of course, after the bathroom tour, I need not have wondered.

Lu' said...

Where the magic happens? Is that where you pull a rabbit out of your...

Dana said...

Wait now ... my options are to either throw you a bone or you'll throw yours my way?? So sorry, you can't have my bone!

I'm still trying to figure out if that was a tour of the bedroom or a Matt-Man jumblies video.

Doc said...

Wow... just wow.... I am speechless. (which is hard for me)

Schmoop said...

Jeff: Ha. It never fails to happen that way. Cheers!!

Nick: Ha. You always state things so wryly. Cheers Nick!!

Lu: Ha. And where I saw chicks in half. Cheers Lu!!

Schmoop said...

Dana: The two go hand in hand...obviously. Okay, missy, you've asked for it now, prepare to be boned. Cheers!!

Doc: I know...I know. It's brilliant. Cheers Doc!!

RW said...

Nice tour Matt, hey to make a tshirt design of Matt for prez need ya to pose with a all white background or a solid color background and post it as a base, that would be helpful.

Schmoop said...

Roger: Thanks and I will get a picture taken and send it your way. Cheers Roger!!

Schmoop said...

Lady Jaye: Ha. I try to give the reasers what they want...but I touched myself anyway. Cheers Cutie!!

Cheesy said...

I will have to download after work...

The reasons will SHOCK me?? Power tool accident?? Missing the rest of your body?? I await the puzzle pieces!

Knight said...

After you fondled the boys my mind wandered and I missed the rest of the video. Well, until you got to Schmoop's underwear drawer. Then I was right there with you again.

Did I throw my bone too fast?

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: No, no accident. My body is still intact. Cheers Cheesy!!

Knight: I like to keep my videos a rollercoaster of emotions. And no, you could never throw anything of yours at me too fast. Cheers!!

Odat said...

Gee thanks for the memories! :-)

Peace

Schmoop said...

Odat: Ha. Bada Bing. Cheers Odat!!

Dianne said...

Your final installment of HNT!? Did the porn video folks discover you're breaching your contract by giving it away for free!?

Another great tour, thank you. And I'm sure it's no accident that most of the time was spent showing underwear and jazzin' up your jumblies.

that's what makes it special.

Schmoop said...

Dianne: The underwear and the touching are essential to keeping this entry high brow art.

The reasons I am discontinuing HNT are SCANDALOUS!! Cheers, Di!!

Ken said...

You are friggen unbelievable!
But you know that already don't you?

Schmoop said...

Micky: Is that good or bad? Just exactly what do you mean by that mister? Cheers Mick!!

Ken said...

Sorry, nothing exact here.

It's all good and it's all bad.

Schmoop said...

Micky: Ha. Good Answer. Cheers Mick!!

Leighann said...

I think the litter box was the best part!

Ed & Jeanne said...

There can only be one logical conclusion if you are not doing HNT anymore... You are no longer naked under your clothing!

Schmoop said...

Leighann: Why does that not surprise me in the least? Cheers!!

VE: True. Much like an 8 pound ham, I have developed a second skin. Cheers!!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Well, will have to watch this later...good thing I am such a fan of cheesy horror movies, since the video just could be called "Bagwine Bedroom Blasphemy"

Beth said...

That's lovely dear. At least you weren't wearing my underwear this time!

boo said...

Much like everyone else, I was particularly impressed with your jumblies and Schmoops pantie drawer. Combine the two, and you've got me hooked for life! I do so love a good scandal, but I'm so disappointed. I've only just discovered the magnificence of Matty nekkid! This better be good, or I'll have lost all my faith in the blogosphere. *pouting*

M said...

Hmmm, I thought KY was the only state with drive-through liquor stores. I swear I've always wanted to work at one.

Schmoop said...

Bond: Oh no, my friend, if I had been naked, the video would have been titled, "Ecstasy". Cheers!!

Schmoop: That's because I was sober. Cheers Schmoop!!

Boo: Don't worry...You'll laugh; you'll cry; you'll still enjoy my incredible hotness. ; ) Cheers Boo!!

Schmoop said...

M: The Ohio Valley is the place to be isn't it? Thanks for stopping and Cheers!!

katherine. said...

"when I am feeling sexy or riding horses..."

laughing laughing laughing...

CreativeMish said...

Is this your theme song?????


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTneO6UgRuM

Schmoop said...

Kat: Ha. That was the only line that made me laugh. Cheers!!

Marilyn: Yes it is but I change the lyrics slightly:

When I think about me I touch myself. Cheers!!

Travis Cody said...

Dude! I got a bit nauseous with how fast you were moving that camera around!

Schmoop said...

Travis: Ha. So was I Travis. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Dude you need a Buddy Jesus. Ohh....I think I just figured out what to get the man who has it all, aka Spam and Bagwine and Schmoop.

Schmoop said...

Starr: Good ol' Buddy Christ. He rocks. Cheers Starr!!

desert rat said...

Schmoop certainly has some nice underwear! Ha! Looooove Corky!

Youz Guyz - Always playin' with yer junk! My backhoe operator was doing that on Monday and I kept thinking, "Dude, just unstick your nuts from your leg and be done with it, already!"