The Daily Jumble is always good for some meaningless fun. Why not do one that is Bagwine Ruminations related?
Me, being the nice guy that I am, I even provide clues to every word or phrase.
So without further delay, play along with the others, bitches!!
Matt-Man spreads this like butter…
MCOHPOS
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Nectar of the Gods…
WNAIGBE
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This dude likes Matt-Man best!!
DGO
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This chick, although none too bright, holds a special place in Matt-Man’s heart…and penis.
RYTA NBASK
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Matt-Man’s career goal…
SBIANLE ONPR RSTA
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Now, after solving each word or phrase, use and unscramble the letters above each of the red lines to answer the following question.
Even though Inky is a stick figure, what does he never get?
Oh, I forgot…there is one last jumble that is unrelated to the puzzle.
What is the perfect ending to every Bagwine post?
HECRES
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38 comments:
A poor stick figure that can't sport wood. What a tragedy.
Cheers!
Jeff: I guess I could correct that, but I am just plain evil that way. Cheers!!
Something I've been telling you all along that he needs!!!! Geeze!!!! Just GIVE HIM HIS WOODY and stop torturing LOLA.
Peace
Odat: Are you suggesting that I put him under the Sharpie and do some enhancement? Cheers Odat!!
I don't know, Inky's dickless state kind of reminds me of someone ... hmmmm ... I just can't seem to think of who that is though ... *wink*
Dana: Ha very good sexy thang. Have a safe trip home. Cheers Dana!!
No twig to go with those berries, wait he doesn't have any berries either does he, poor bastard. He is a unic HA!
Lu: Perhaps if the kids quit using him to play fetch with the dog, he'll spout one. Cheers Lu!!
Too early in the morning... maybe later.
Roger: Wake Up, Dammit!! Cheers Raj!!
Too bad I can't PLESL _ _ _ _ _.
Mind games are RDHA - - - -.
Have a great NODMYA - - - - - -.
Two can play that game!
Gah....no coffee, word puzzles, Monday Morning....
:P
Even if he had one, where would he put it? Ouch the splinters...
Ugh. It was too early for that. My engine isn't warmed up yet.
Metal: Ha. Have a great Monday yourself. Cheers!!
Knight: Plus the friction on Lola may start a fire and kill them both. Cheers!!
Winter: Need help warmin' it up? ; ) Cheers!!
Starr: Suck it up, dammit. Cheers Starr!!
I'm saying anything bad about Lola but I sure hope that Inky knows to wear a mdoocn: _ _ _ _ _ _.
Jay: Don't be dissin' Lola. She's disease free, the only thing I have picked up from her is a nasty paper cut.
She's HAWT, albeit a little on the much too thin side. Cheers Jay!!
Holy hell, the DOG likes you best?
Big day over at the VE site today...something special!
VE: Damn straight the Dog does, and the career goal has two answers as well.
I want to either be a Lesbian Porn Star, or the Lesbian Porn Tsar.
I'll be by after I pick up my kid from his tutoring. Cheers Funny Man!!
If Inky had balls he'd have a better chance at a woody.
Smooch
I know I should care about Inky's satisfaction too BUT - if I was Lola and my stick man had arms that long and spiky hair that apparently stands up on its own - I wouldn't care about his other appendage.
Damn - must we teach them everything!
I am all confused...Why does Inky want here anyway???? Does he not know she is his long lost sister by another mother who ran away to join a circus and was eaten by a rabid tiger?
Just wondering...
TB: If I gave Inky a set of balls, he may realize that he is being grossly underpaid and leave me. No Balls for Inky. Cheers!!
Dianne: He does have some potential in the appendage arena. The hair stands up from lots of mousse...or is that, moss? Cheers Di!!
Bond: They are not related. He was once an acorn from an oak tree, and she is the offshoot of a very fertile Cheery Tree. Cheers!!
I have sucked. I sniff by invitation only ;)
Here Be Spoilers
Schmoop -oh my
Bagwine - sniff the cap
God - And Jebus.
Tyra Banks - Dovetails nicely to...
Lesbian Porn Star - Stacked heels and all, baby.
and Cheers to you too.
This is your friendly neighborhood syNcophant signing off.
Oh and Woody which was obvious without the jumble. No Mister Tripod auditions in Inky's future.
Starr: A ball sniffer, a spoiler, AND a syNcophant? You my dear are a legitimate triple threat!!
No, no tripod in the Inkster's future...I prefer to have him cowled and humble. Cheers!!
The first time through I put "Dog!" Ha ha - then I'm thinking, "Inky needs a 'Woogy' or a 'Goowy' - WTF?!"
Hecres!
A fragile mind is a terrible thing to break. Don't splinter mine.
Desert Rat: Ha. Hecres to you too!!
Songbird: I would never to any such thing...intentionally. Cheers!!
Poor Inky. Poor Lola...
No wait, Poor Desert!
Are you sure Inky isn't related to a Dogwood Tree?
Starr: The heat is gettin' to her mind. Cheers!!
Micky: Dogwoods can be kinda fragile. Cheers Mick!!
Evil: Irony is a cruel mistress. Cheers EG!!
I'm not good at jumbles, but I am a good sport...so here goes.
Owodya
Schmoop
Bagwine
God
Tyra Banks
Lesbian Porn Star
A woody!
Cheers!
HA! I'm such a okrd.
Travis: Ha. No you're not; you're a good ygu. Cheers Arvist!!
Love it!
Cheesy: Ha...It was different. Cheers!!
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