I am working all day today, so I am sure my boys will get all moist and musty like two cantaloupes on the vine.
Oh well…Taking off from posting anything today, and perhaps tomorrow as well, but one note.
Turnbaby celebrates her one year anniversary of doing a Blog Talk Radio Show tonight. It airs at 8 EDT PM. If you get the chance, give her a listen. For details click HERE.
And now our Sunday serenade…
Ladies and gents, Mr. George Jones.
Cheers!!
44 comments:
Let's just hope the boys are more the size of kiwi's that cantaloupes!
Enjoy your break - we'll be looking forward to groping ... ummm ... reading you when you come back!
Dana: Size aside, they are juicy!! Cheers Dana!!
Today is Dark Knight Day for kidlet and moi. SO excited! You powder your boys and try to stay comfy. I feel your work pain...I did 9.5 hours yesterday AND my boss was in the office as well.
Well that's a bit crappy. You finally get the AC going and you have to go work. Where's the justice?
Enjoy serving underage girls with perky chests as you feel the salty ball-sweat trickling down your thighs...
Remember, perky chests today are the knee scrapers of tomorrow.
Like cantaloupes on the vine? Does that mean they are also large, hard, and rough with a sweet center?
Why you play that song?? It makes me cry!! God I sound like a pussy... I have Loves!!
I didn't realize cantaloupes grew on a vine... Go figure. At any rate, maybe since it's hot and humid, all the females in the drive through will be wearing low cut skimpy outfits. Have a great Sunday!
hope ya find a way to keep the "boys" cool.
careful how and when you slander - you are being watched...
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=5406538&page=1
cheers!
I just followed DB's link. What a crock of horse shit that is. I'm not sure how he is personally taking your jabs, but if this is the intended course of action, then what a world we've come to.
Hopefully he is just pointing it out and not planning on going down that road.
Long live the first amendment!
Eh.
Excuse me Matt-Mann....
Hey bloggy dog, you can't be cooking up some silly taunt with bagwine? Man, just add double the amount of wine to your recipe, stir gently and chill! I know you can cook, I've drooled around your site a few times.
We all just trying to have fun on the bus. Cook up something tasty for us. Ha!
putz
http://alittlebitofchristo.blogspot.com/2008/07/mo-green.html
Putz!!?? Someone needs a laxative, and possibly a few drinks.
Super fandamntastic song Matt-Man. Seen George several times. Not once was he a "no show". The last time he only sang two or three songs and then let the opening act take over, bummer. HE IS COUNTRY. Do the boys a favor and dust them liberally with Gold Bond. Hubby boys get all happy with Gold Bond.
Starr: Enjoy the flick and yeah, the boss around is a bummer. Cheers!!
Jeff: It's conspiracy I tell ya!! Cheers Jeff!!
Bond: I'll do just that. Thanks for the tip. Cheers Vin!!
schmoop is someone I WOULD BARELY DO with mattless dick....have fun
Knight: You sound as though you know them. Cheers Knight!!
Schmoop: You are a pussy, but you're MY pussy, um, so to speak. Cheers!!
Winter: Thanks but I didn't get much of a skin show. Cheers!!
Dianne: I'm home now, and I am stripping. Cheers Di!!
Doggy: Slander? I would never do that. I am a man of integrity...sorta. File away. Cheers!!
Jeff: I'm sure he isn't. He's so above that. hee hee. Cheers!!
Songbird: Exactly how I felt today. Cheers!!
Micky: I love taunts...They make me all a-twitter. Cheers Mick!!
Doggy: ...
Schmoop: Perhaps a glass of Vodka with a Castor Oil Chaser. It shall be called the Oily Russian. Cheers!!
Lu: Not a huge fan of Country but George is cool. Will dust away. Hope you had a greta Sunday, Lu. Cheers!!
Doggy: I bet you CAN BARELY DO any chick. And anyway, Schmoop prefers men. Cheers!!
ugly men with no hair and limp dicks
..cheers
come to ny cowboy... be tough over here
bring your friends like starrlight and dianne and desert rat....
my treat!
cheers.
BTW lucky schmoop has you cause I could hardly want to do her with YOUR dick.
open invite big guy.....learn about people who are not from NY who live here now....step up
cheers!
Doggy: Dude...You're killin' me.
Starrlight, Dianne, and Rat are pretty hot, and smart as hell friends to have, I dig 'em.
And hey, if you're buyin', I'm flyin'.
Tell you what, I'll meet you behind Nathan's at 4:15 on Thursday. It's go time mister.
Just don't tell the Principal, we don't won't to get kicked out of the eighth grade for fighting.
And just because you think I'm a cowboy, don't be expecting any Brokeback Mountain action. I may be cheap, but I'm not easy.
One other thing...Schmoop is HAWT, and damn lucky herself. Oh another thing about her, they're real and they're spectacular. Cheers!!
I'm sorry, did I miss something? Is someone seriously calling Matty outside? For what? Who takes what an internet stranger in another state has to say so personally and so violently? Why would you care? And why be mean to Schmoop? What'd she do? Is this really that important to anybody? That's like deciding to call Jay Leno out for making a crack on the Tonight Show...
Boo: Ha. Evidently when he called me a "redneck dumb fuck" last week, he didn't expect me to respond in kind. I am having fun with this.
He's like a mechanical pony at the store that one can ride for a quarter, only it doesn't cost me anything. Cheers Boo!!
Sorry Doggy but I will just let ya win this one. You are just not interesting enough to warrant a trip to the can let alone a trip the NYC.
But your lasagna looked good. I'll give ya that.
Starr; Hope you guys had a good viewing today. Cheers to you and Kidlet!!
Oh it was awesome, Matt. The story was great, the acting was wonderful and the film itself was beautifully filmed. The Hong Kong scenes are just gorgeous.
Starr: Sounds great, you fricking, sycophant, you. Cheers!!
I am on a roll this week. Pet AND syncophant! She works hard for the money ;)
Starr: Ha. You are so multi-faceted. Keep workin' it, Starr. Cheers pal!!
just like I THOUGht all too weak to step outside of your itsy bitsy boxes....blaming it on some 'internet'thing my 'internet' people have already called me out...why dont you step up and come to NY?>...come on...step up.....I DARE YOU...matt man has already illegally slandered me and libeled me to boot....its on record....come on melon balls I am waiting...
Doggy: And here all along I thought I was funny. You my man take the cake.
Isn't slander the spoken word and libel the written word or image? Just askin'? Cheers!!
pussy...you know you said it out loud already.....AND you posted my likeness...its BOTH..
cheers
come to ny i have a lot 'people' anxious to meet you...
cheerios
we can have your kind of 'fun' cheers.
I have some free time why dont I go to bagwine canton ohio or medina or whatever and just have a look around...it wont bug me much plus I have a state police friend over there....
Doggy: Goin' to sleep now. Sweet puppy dreams to ya. Tell your State Police friend to have fun.
Enjoy Medina and North Canton, but if you had any sense, you'd know that I don't live in that area. Wow. Cheers and Bow-Wow!!
Doggy is a little creepy. Threatening you on your blog? I'm not even sure how you boys got in this tiff. If he is offering a free ticket come see me!
Knight: You know I'd be buy in a New York minute. I'll bring ya some Bagwine and Vodka. Cheers!!
My goodness Matty--seems there's a lot of shit to go around *giggling*
Thanks again for the pimpage! SMOOCH
TB: No kiddin', and I love it!! Anytime dear, have a great week. Cheers TB!!
geez...I am so sorry I missed this one...
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