Showing posts with label Turnbaby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Turnbaby. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Three Out of Four Shrinks Agree...It's Birthday Time!!

Boy have we got big Birthday doings goin’ on here today…

But first, when looking at my site meter yesterday, I saw that a new visitor had graced my pages.


I don’t know who it was, but if you look at the group for whom this person works, it makes perfect sense…

Visitor Information: 192.231.215.4 (AMERICAN PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSOC) [Label Visitor] Location: WASHINGTON, DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, UNITED STATES (APA.ORG)

Last Visit Time: August 18, 2008 10:06:37 AM Length of this Visit: 0 hours and 3 minutes Page Viewed This Visit: 3 Returning Visits: 0 Entry Page:

http://bagwine.blogspot.com/2008/04/martin-luther-king-jr-in-name-of-love.html Exit Page: http://bagwine.blogspot.com/2008/08/your-last-half-of-august-2008-bagwine.html Referrer: http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=%2Bmlktoast&ei=UTF-8&norw=1&fr=yfp-t-5 01&fr2=sp-qrw-orig-top&xargs=0&pstart=1&b=11

I want to thank the employees of the American Psychological Association for checking out my site. Your input and thoughts about BR would be most appreciated.

And now, to the business at hand…Birthday Fest at Bagwine Ruminations!!

We start the festivities off with Bill Clinton. Former President Pocket Rocket turns 62 today.


Speaking as one who has run several political campaigns and all policy issues aside, he is without a doubt the most accomplished campaigner of my time.

He is pure genius as a politician, however, I think at age 62, years of syphilis gone untreated have caught up with him, and eaten away at his, “it’s time to shut the fuck up filter.”


Anyway, Happy Birthday President Clinton, eat a big piece of pie for me today.

Next, is someone whom I spoke about on Sunday’s post. A woman who I went with for roughly (and boy do I mean, "roughly" rowwwrrrr) five years between the ages of 15-20. A woman with whom I still speak with today…Sherri.

Sherri turns 44 today and I bring her up again today because I left something out on Sunday’s post. Sherri and I will be forever linked.

You see, many years ago, she gave to me, something I will live with for the rest of my life. No, not herpes you wretched bastards.

See the picture? See the earring? That earring is in my ear because on my 17th birthday some 26 years ago, Sherri paid for me to have my ear pierced.

Is that the epitome of teenage love, or what? Damn straight it is. Anyway, have a great birthday Sherri.

If you can, stop by and see me at work tonight…I’ll give ya some Birthday tongue. Oh wait, it’s your birthday, not mine…Disregard.

Lastly, today marks the 55th Birthday of Schmoop’s brother David. Look at that picture; Ol’ Dave looks pretty damn good for 55.

Dave is full of piss, full of vinegar, and more often than not, full of Budweiser.


Sure, he can be grumpy, but he is also kinda funny and he would do anything for Schmoop or I. And often, he has.

So David, my every three months shaver of my scalp, my sports watching compatriot, my brother…Happy Birthday to you.

There you have it folks…Three birthdays, two people whom I really like alot, and one great excuse to break open the Bagwine.

I hope you join me in wishing them all a very Happy Birthday.

Cheers!!

NOTE: Turnbaby’s BlogTalk Radio Show is now on Tuesday nights at 8 EDT. I will be at work, but I hope you all tune in, because Bagwine fave Dana, will be her Special Guest tonight. For details, click HERE.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Bleah

A hot, sweaty Sunday here in Bagwine, Ohio.

I am working all day today, so I am sure my boys will get all moist and musty like two cantaloupes on the vine.

Oh well…Taking off from posting anything today, and perhaps tomorrow as well, but one note.

Turnbaby celebrates her one year anniversary of doing a Blog Talk Radio Show tonight. It airs at 8 EDT PM. If you get the chance, give her a listen. For details click HERE.

And now our Sunday serenade…

Ladies and gents, Mr. George Jones.

Cheers!!

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Happy 55th B-Day Turnbaby

Another warm and sunny Sunday in Bagwine, Ohio.

Praise duh Holy Baby Jeebus, and pour the coffee.

Our prayers today go out to Turnbaby. The steamy, border state belle turns 60 today…

Ok, maybe not 60.

So, after I take Ryan his breakfast, spend the day selling beer to the masses, I will come back home and get drunk in her honor.

What says Happy Birthday better than a drooling, drunk Matt Man? Nothing I say…

And then, Schmoop has managed to get the next two days off. So maybe she’ll be getting me off for the next two days!

It’s gonna be fleshtacular around here!

Praise God for that, and Amen brothers and sisters!

And now our Sunday Serenade…

In honor of Turnbaby’s 75th Birthday we re-present her incredibly unwatchable Blog-Fo-Mercial©


If you’d like to go and wish TB a Happy 84th Birthday or listen to her BTR show tonight at 8 EDT, click HERE.

Cheers!!

Saturday, May 03, 2008

Inky and Lola: Three Days, Two Celebrations

It's Saturday, and I am one happy camper.

No workie today, the computer is running well, and we have the return of Inky and Lola.

As per request from longtime Bagwine buddy, Songbird, I have brought them back in time for two big events.

Enjoy...





And now, the Bagwine Ruminations Comment of the Week...


Yesterday, I posted about the computer problems that I was having, and spoke how I may have contracted a virus while doing a Google search that included the following:

Rosie O'Donnell + Kentucky Derby Winners + Anal Sex

Turnbaby, of As the World Turns, commented to let me know that I ruined something for her, and at the same time shared to all, how she likes to get her freak on, with the following:

"You had to go and ruin anal sex for me didn't you?"

Please stop by to see her loveliness, and congratulate her for ropin' this week's COW and to remind her that, "Backdoor Guests Are Still Best."

You can go there by clicking HERE.

One last note, if you are new, and unfamiliar with Inky and Lola, you can catch all of their past cartoon exploits by clicking HERE.

Trust me, if you have time, it's worth the look.

See ya at Church tomorrow.

Cheers!!