Elements of yesterday's kick-off of my Blog Break Party...Two cartons of smokes and two cases of beer!!
Two ginormous top sirloin steaks...
A little mood music...What? It makes her randy.
See?
Let's cover those steaks with tomatos and onions, and pop them in the oven...
Add some Cheesy Garlic Toast ala Matt-Man...Verdict?
Two drunken thumbs up!!
A naked Matt-Man carrying a naked Schmoop off to make some naked magic happen.(artist's conception)
I have to work tonight for a few hours, but when I get home at 9 tonight, the whole orgy of bodily sensations starts anew through Sunday morn.
It is so hard on one's body to have a good time.
As soon as I can sit at my computer without the fear of throwing up all over my keyboard, I'll try to catch up with ya all.
Cheers!!
43 comments:
"I hope you had the time of your life"
(Somebody had to say it - I might as well have been first!)
Doc: Ha. Very Good. I did. And I have the teeth marks, knee bruises, and torn left rotator cuff to prove it. Cheers Doc!!
Ahhh the Matt-Meat! Covered in tomatoes and onions ... and I bet Schmoop ate it all up, and even swallowed!
Dana: Indeed she did, and even went back for seconds. Cheers Dana!!
Orgy on Matt!
YUM-OOOOH! Smothered and covered!
Sounds like a ball! Hope you've recovered!
And it's so GOOD to have a hard body on one's body ~~ have a good time!
Got Meat!?
Roger: Ha. I plan on doing just that. Cheers Roger!!
RLL: I hve to recover...I have to do it all over in about 12 hours. Cheers Bay-by!!
Cheesy: Well, in my case, a semi-hard body. Cheers Cheese!!
Dianne: There is meat o' plenty here. Care for a serving? Cheers Di!!
Looks like a fun time at the Matt-Man pad. No lack of meat at that party...
...all you need is the Three Stooges on the TeeVee in the background...
Hair of the dog, my dear man. In other words, rinse and repeat. Nothing like more naked partying to cure a hangover. Rawr!
Karen: True. The two things we do have quite a bit of, are smiles and laughter...well, and beer!! Cheers Karen!!
Phfrankie: Damn, you're right. The Three Stooges make both of us hot. Cheers P-Man!!
Winter: I would, but I have to go into work at five. I should be good to go by the time I come home. Cheers Winter!!
I hope you survive it dude. But, if you don't at least I know you went out on top. Or bottom. Or side by side. Or at a very strange angle showing off your flexibility. ;-)
Jay: Ha...I am still fairly flexible for a man of my advanced years. However, I prefer to be on bottom. From there I have easy access to all of the good parts. Cheers!!
ok I was just jealous about your rocking sex life but now I'm jealous of your food. dammit
Lady Jaye: Our kitchen is open 24 hours for you. Road trip, girl. Cheers LJ!!
Schmoop is so cute when she is randy. Sorry, I didn't pay attention to whatever happened after that.
Knight: See how ya are? Such a fool for a pretty face. Hmmm, just like me. Cheers, Cute One!!
Well slap some more onions
on my steak and cheese my bread
It's a hot time in Bagwine
no more need be said
The walls are pounding
the floor is shaking
the neighbors are worried
the earth might be quaking
it's chaos all over
when the cops come a callin'
they call out "it's safe...
only Matt and Schmoop ballin'"
Bond: Ha. That may have been your best comment evah. Cheers and have a great weekend Vin!!
You guys are sooooo livin' la vida loca
HUgs!!
Leelee: Ha. Yeah we are a thrill a-minute, livin' on the edge, duo. Have a great weekend, Lee. Cheers Cutie!!
The only problem with Good Riddance is it is actually a kiss of song that just sounds sweet. Kinda like With or Without You and Every Breath You Take. Sounds sweet...not so much lyrically!
But I suppose it beats Geek Stink Breath or, heaven forfend, Redundant!
Make that KISS OFF song. Yeah I need coffee.
May the Force be with you. Repeatedly.
Starr: Those aren't the ones that get us all a-twitter. It's usually Jinx, Reject, and Take Back. ; )~ Cheers!!
Songbird: Ha. Probably exactly what Schmoop is thinking. Cheers Dear!!
nice story with pictures~~that steak was awesome looking
Char: It was Yum-Oh!! Have a great weekend Char. Cheers!!
Ready for round two?? I am ;) Damn my arms look freaky skinny!
Schmoop: Oh I 'm ready, and let me tell ya. Those skinny arms are the catalyst behnd one helluva sexual death grip. Cheers Schmoop!!
I was gettin' all hot and bothered thinking about you and Schmoop and your nekkid shenanigans, then I read Bond's comment and came in my pants. Now I'm sitting in a puddle, and I blame YOU Matty.
I'm off to go look up some dirty limericks - I figure if I'm already on the ground in a puddle of my juices laughing, it's the perfect time to put my head down and mop the floor.
There'll be more????? I just can't imagine.
Peace
Seriously- use the sink sprayer and give us some wet t-shirt action next time! or, Boo could come over with some of her juices ;)
Boo: Mmmmmm. Now I am all wet thinking about you and your puddle of juices. Let's mop the floor together. Cheers!!
Odat: Of course there is more. If nothing else, I am very thorough. Cheers Pal!!
Amber: You Hussy!! Okay, you're right...some wet nipple action would be a good touch. Cheers Amber!!
I've never had steak cooked that way! It sounds delish! Good thing you're refueling with protein!!
Great Green Day album!!
That would be best because puke in your keyboard will just ruin your day.
Have a good time. Don't drive naked.
Michelle: I avoid using the stove top whenever possible. And yes, protein is helpful in these times. Cheers Michelle!!
Lu: Ha. So true. Cheers Lu!!
Marilyn: I wouldn't want to startle the other drivers. Cheers Marolyn!!
Meat + meat = love fest in Bagwine!
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