Friday, August 22, 2008

Nothing Sexier Than Bagwine Colored Hair!!

Schmoop with her formerly blonde, now brown and slightly graying locks...

And a view from the side...

Grab a beer Schmoop, 'cause you're gettin' a head job...Doesn't she look thrilled?

Behold!! The New Auburn Tresses...Ooo La La!! Perfect accent for those blue peeps of hers.


Sweet color job by, America's hottest new hair stylist, La Matt-Man!!

Sex this weekend will be like having sex with Pat Benatar, but with a great set of knockers.

Hit me with your best shot, Schmoop, because I'm gonna be making some promises in the dark this weekend.

Oh yeah...New hair, new 'tude, same great breastesses.


There you have it folks. A visual how to lesson in hair coloring from your buddy, Matt-Man.

The Fantasy draft went well last night, however, due to my Bagwine buzz, I inadvertantly passed on Tom Brady.

That's okay, a good buzz is far more important than a well-rounded Fantasy Football roster.

I won't be around much today, as I will be spending time with the R-Man.

I do want to pass on Bagwine Birthday wishes to Micky-T. Have a good one my friend.

Also, condolences to friends and family of NFL Hall of Famer, Gene Upshaw. Upshaw passed away from cancer the other day. This of course begs the age old question:

Since he died during the pre-season, does it really count?

Have a great weekend all.

Cheers!!

42 comments:

Ken said...

Red Hot Schmoop is in the room!

You did that so well for her, I'd might be thinking you had a touch of gay!
Speaking of gay...Hillary is coming home today.

Schmoop said...

Micky: I do like to expose my feminine side whenever possible. Happy Birthday, Mick. Cheers!!

Dana said...

Where are the highlights?? That was almost as good as a Schmoop half-nekkind Thursday ... almost!

Schmoop said...

Dana: Highlights in Intense Auburn? That is so ghetto. Really, Dana...Leave the hair stylings to a professional such as myself. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Nice job- you should go pro! ;)

Schmoop said...

Tess: Thanks. It did come out pretty well. It appears that, even while slightly buzzed, I didn't miss any spots. Cheers Tess!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...gotta admit...hair looks killer!...I wish I cared about fantasy football....

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: The hair does look pretty damn good, no?

This is my first time in a Fantasy Football League. It should be fun since I actually know some of the people in the league. That was always the drawback to me previously. Cheers!!

Ed & Jeanne said...

Why don't they have a 'clear' hair color?

Knight said...

C'est si bon!
I love the photo where she looks so annoyed that you scalped her.
Very Benatar. Very hot.

Schmoop said...

VE: Ha...I had a similar thought, although I was thinking that it would be cool to have the color, "chrome". It is my favorite color. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Knight: Why thank ya. She looks very Pat Benatar-esque in the next to last pic.

However, that is where the similarity ends...Schmoop cannot, and should not, sing...Ever. And she will readily admit that. Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

Nice color, nicely done, Matt. I love the color, but, alas, it no longer loves me or my skin tone.

Can you do honey with caramel highlights? I can't afford my girl anymore...

Dianne said...

Excellent! Schmoop is hot! Now her hair has caught up with her hotness!

Love the last 2 photos, especially the 2nd to last - that is some killer cool 'tude.

Have a great time with the Ry-Man!

Schmoop said...

Songbird: Anytime dear. You supply the color and I'll supply, shall we say, the application. Cheers!!

Dianne: Yeah, she's look pretty good with that color. But the tude? It is a faccade, she will tell you herself, that she's a big pussy inside.

As for Ryno...

No, Ryno, his grandpa needs help with a shelf building project, and he said, "Sorry Dad, but I should spend today helping Grandpa with the shelves because he's 72, diabetic, and needs help."

How can you argue with logic like that coming from a 13 year old? I love the Little Guy. Cheers, Di!!

Jay said...

Great job.

So when do you open Matt-Man Salon? All the women will be there everyday and you will get to stay on top of all the gossip. haha

Schmoop said...

Jay: How about a salon with a full bar and a pizza kitchen? We'll call it "Hair, Shots, and Pie?" Cheers Jay!!

leelee said...

YEOW.....GREAT JOB...super sexy color...I love her cut...Schmoop is hot!!


HUGS!

Schmoop said...

Leelee: Thanks. After much apprehension prior to the coloring, she loves it. Hugs right back at ya, Cutie. Cheers!!

desert rat said...

Schmoop looks fantastic! You did a wonderful job! Perhaps it's time for a career change?

Schmoop said...

Desert Rat: Doesn't she? And Thanks. I'd change careers if it wasn't for my burgeoning career in the area of male prostitution. CHeers Rat!!

katherine. said...

forget about writing...you need to open your own salon!

schmoop...you look great...I love the doorjam pose...

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

excellent job matty me boy

have a great weekend...and keep drinking when you are paying attention to fantasy football

Schmoop said...

Kat: She looks good, doesn't she?. And thanks for the note. ; ) I likes ya quite a bit. Cheers Kat!!

Bond: Thanks and Ha. Yeah, well, win or lose, my only goal is to have fun with the league. Have a good one, Cheers!!

Travis Cody said...

And there's the proof...redheads are most definitely sexy!

I don't play fantasty football because I can't bring myself to draft players I dislike, or players who play for teams I dislike. Good luck with your team.

Beth said...

I thank all of you for the HAWTNESS ! I feel so cool, kinda like a rockstar! Matt Man is one talented Mo Fo, in everything he does! Evil, I know what you meant!!

Kimmie said...

Hey Matt!
Good thing you practiced on a very short "do". When you open that "Hair, Shots, and Pie Salon Call Me! I have alot of hair that could use some TLC right about now. ;-) Better learn how to do highlights, Desert Songbird and I are counting on you! Its a good thing we both use the same colors! For you that is. ;-)

Have a great weekend Matty!

Schmoop said...

Evil: Anytime...And unfortunately, I did know what you meant. I was so excited for a second. Cheers EG!!

Travis: I take it Pam has red hair. Or are you talking of yourself. Cause, damn dude, you are HOT!! Cheers Travis!!

Schmoop: As soon as I get home tonight at approx. 9:12 P.M. I'll show ya real talent. You look hot baby. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Kimmie: Practiced on a short do? I practice on long hair, I save my best and real work for short do's. It's just too hard to ignore the sexiness of the short do and the striking eyes. Cheers!!

Liz Hill said...

Schmoop you look HAWT!! I love the new look.

And with me being me I just have to ask.....Matty--did you make the carpet to match the drapes?

Schmoop said...

TB: Ha. That's why I like you. You think just like me. I told her that I should color her hoo-ha area for added authenticity...

She nixed the idea. Cheers!!

boo said...

lookin' good! Schmoop is damn sexy, and the red hair is just smokin'!

CreativeMish said...

You did a fabulous job with the hair! I really like the new color!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Schmoop looks uber hawt indeed. It's a great color for her and you did an excellent job. Now pray tell, what brand did you use? Did you find it messy to work with? Drippy? SHARE the professional details ;)

Schmoop said...

Boo: I think it looks pretty hot on her. Cheers Boo!!

Michelle: Thanks Michelle. It cam eout pretty well, and she likes it. Cheers!!

Starr: Thanks. I used Garnier Intense Auburn. Although it looks messy as hell in the one picture, it wasn't too bad and cleaned up easily. Did I really just say all that? Cheers Starr!!

Anonymous said...

OMG, I ♥ that new color! :)

It looks great on her.

Schmoop said...

CrAzY: Yeah it looks good with those eyes. Good Luck with your ever closer delivery. Cheers Tish!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Redheads are hot! :)

Great job, MM!

Schmoop said...

RLL: As well you know first hand. Mmmmmm. Thanks and Cheers!!

Cheesy said...

hot che mama!!! Welcome to the Sista-hood of Gingerheads!!

Very Pat like! WUBBA it...

Um Matt??
Never EVER call a woman a BIG pussy! Little pussy or TIGHT pussy yes but...
Schmoop I hope you slapped the livin' chit outta him!

Oh and ve?? They do make a "clear" haircolor...John Frieda makes a cool clear glaze that my daughter uses just for smoothing and shine...

Janna said...

Hey, wow!
Very cool!

Angell said...

Excellent job on the dye there Matty! Schmoop looks gorgeous!