Yesterday being Thursday, it was my usual day off so of course, I did what I do best...drink. Okay, what I do second best. ; )~~
So naturally, I have a hangover today as well, and some missing pieces of what transpired last night.
I didn't watch McCain's speech last night. At least I don't think I did...I just don't know.
I don't think I had sex last night. Once again...I just don't know.
But, I do have evidence of some things that definitely happened yesterday...
Schmoop rubbed her hands over my freshly shaved head.
Schmoop got ready for the ND opener on Saturday by modeling her Notre Dame wife beater...
I made brats and pasta salad...Zehr Gut!!
Oh now, I remember...I did have sex last night...Shortly after taking this picture of Schmoop as a matter of fact.
Let my hangover be cured and the party begin once again...I have today and tomorrow off as well!!
I end today with a commentary about the Sarah Palin VP pick.
This is not from me, but rather comes from two conservatives who were caught off camera talking with NBC Political Director Chuck Todd.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mike Murphy (Manager for McCain's 2000 campaign) and Peggy Noonan (former speechwriter for Reagan and Bush 41, and WSJ Columnist).
Do they think the Palin pick was wise?
Cheers!!
42 comments:
Holy Shit, Thank the Lord! The reverend Jackson is saved and off the hook.
Nice matt-Man!!!!
Now hold on a minute! I thought your brats were only for me! Now I see that I'm sharing with Schmoop. Actually, I'm far more jealous of Schmoops hands on that nekkid head of yours *wink*
It ain't easy being green!
Al: Ha. I laugh hearing someone as pretentious as Peggy Noonan uttering the word, "bullshit". Have a good weekend. Cheers!!
Dana: As much as I loves ya, I know on which side my brat bun is toasted. But I can always share. In fact, you can rub my head any time that you'd like. Cheers!!
I didn't think that was your dome, great picture. Dang, nice pic of Schmoop. Did you take her right there at the table or wait until after Brats and saunter in to the torturous bed?
Lu: It's a big, beautiful noggin' ain't it? Schmoop is lookin' hot. And funny you mention the bed. I fell asleep in the Devil Bed and awoke at 3:21 A.M. crippled and broken.
I managed to drag my contorted body to the couch. Who, by the way, I have named "Kelly". Cheers!!
You sure you didn't just rub all the hair off your head last night? Check Schmo for thigh burns....
I love the "off air" comments... make me grin big time! I missed the stream yeasterday so~
John McCain’s vice president choice, Sarah Palin, is an avid hunter. Let’s see — a vice president who likes guns . . . well, what could go wrong there? Sarah Palin says she’s opposed to same-sex marriage. Palin said, “Everyone knows marriage isn’t for gay people — it’s for pregnant teenagers.” We’re learning more and more from Gov. Palin . . . apparently her daughter’s name is Juno. TV did great this week. The new version of “Beverly Hills 90210” premiered last night. It was a mix of the old has-beens of the old show, teamed with the sexy nobodys of the new show — kind if like TV’s version of the Republican ticket.
Cheesy: Were you spying in on our bedroom antics last night.
Ha. Love the VP comments and the 90210 analogy. I'm kinda jealous that I didn't think of that. Nice!! Have a great weekend, Cheese. Cheers!!
What? No sauerkraut?
It's nice to see that people from their side of the fence also think choosing Palin is a gimmick.
Anndi: We use sauerkraut from time to time. Funny, I used the "gimmick" in a post the day she was chosen. Long before Murphy and Todd. I am sooooo cutting edge. Cheers Sexy!!
God, we've really got to stop drinking!! Does that sausage make me look fat???
Schmoop: If we stop drinking we might not like each other any longer. As for the sausage...
It doesn't make you look fat; it makes you look HOT!! Cheers!!
It sounds like a drunk/sex fest for you this weekend!! EnjoY!
Michelle: I hope your prognostication comes true. Have a good weekend, Michelle. Cheers to ya!!
Winter: I like Cheddarwursts, but there is typically little cheese in them anymore. But, you are welcome to stop by and enjoy my brats anytime. Cheers!!
I've seen two other versions of that clip, but that's the first one I've seen with subtitles. I can appreciate that since my hearing isn't what it used to be.
To say that the choice of Sarah Palin is a gimmick is an insult to all of the wonderful gimmicks that have been pulled throughout the years. She is a complete INSULT to women. To think that a woman would vote for McCain/Palin just because there is a woman on the ticket is saying that woman care nothing about issues and only about getting a woman into a position of high profile.
Give me a freakin' break. I'm sick to death of candidates using gimmicks and insults to try and appeal to me and my vote. I'm on the verge of not voting at all this year - I'm THAT sick of this CRAP.
Sorry. I'll climb off my soapbox now.
So, should I vote for McCain who is from my state or for Obama because he's a minority like me? State vs. minority? Mmmmmm.....
Schmoop, that sausage doesn't make you look fat... it makes you look talented!
Wow. I can't say the video is surprising but it's nice to hear it.
Songbird: Hey I have run campaigns and politics is a blood sport, but I don't think was very well-thought out, unless internal polling shows the McCain campaign that they are doing worse than public polls show, and they indeed decided to roll the dice.
It is insulting, and they don't get one thing. If their roll of the dice was to woo Hillary voters it ain't gonna happen. Many women voting for Hill, were more than supporters they were followers. Hill and Hill, only. Cheers!!
Knight: Ha. Good One, and she is. I wasn't surprised by Murphy so much, he's campaign pro, but Noonan's comment surprised me greatly. Cheers Knight!!
there is something women love about a shaved-head man...
the number of professionals who forget they are talking in the vincinity of an open mike is growing...
they can't all be by accident...
Kat: Rub it Kat, rub it...
And you may be on to something with the open mic thing. Have a great weekend, you hot, leather jacket wearing woman, you. Cheers!!
LOVE the sausage shot! That's hot! All I gotta say is, if I went for the 'sausage route', I'd have to go with the sausage that had the most experience, even if it was a bit on the older side and a bit "oily".
;)
Sounds perverted, but solely political.
Cheers baby!
I started watching McCain's speech last night and eventually gave up because it was just to one dimensional for me. It kept going back to his suffering in the prison camp and how that made him a great American. Ya it sucks that he had to endure that, but it certainly doesn't qualify him for the office of President.
They also kept showing clips and sound bites from his mother. Every time she moved or spoke, it was like one of those animatronic freaks they used to have at Disney Land.
I watched for about thirty minutes and even though I tried to keep an open mind about him, there just wasn't any substance to what he said. No spark that made me feel like this guy might have what it takes.
Great...now I want a great big weiner in my mouth! Thanks, Matt-Man for making me want the weiner!
Deb: I may be on the older side but I'm not oily. If that would increase my chances with you I'll gladly apply something. Cheers to you gorgeous one!!
Jeff: Y'know...People talked about how Hillary acted like she was entitled to the Presidency.
Maybe so, but I see the same thing in McCain.
I suffered as a POW....I have served in the Senate for many years...I suffered as a POW. This job is my reward. Get over it, Johnny Boy.
Cheers Jeff!!
RLL: Anytime hot stuff...If you ever want to experiment with the other side of life again, I am here for you. ; ) Cheers lovely one!!
Gimmick as defined on Dictionary dot com:
"a hidden mechanical device by which a magician works a trick or a gambler controls a game of chance."
It fits...
Anndi: Ha. Perfect. Thank you for that. And now, I must update your link. Am I on top things or what? Cheers!!
What a fine Irish name you've chosen, glad it wasn't Shamus :)
Lu: I would never sleep on a man...well, not since a disturbing incident that took place on Dec. 17, 1984. Loved your birdhouse family pics. HA. Cheers!!
I like this take on it:
Sarah Palin - Vet THIS!!
Leelee: I missed that one. Ha. I watched the entire clip. Frickin' brilliant. Have a great weekend cutie. Cheers!!
;-)
you too!!!
HUGS!!
That clip cracked me up almost as much as watching Peggy back pedal in the press the next day!
Yesteray kidlet and I went to volunteer orientation at Cascade AIDS Project. We got tons of free condoms. And you took pornographic pictures of your hot woman at brats.
We truly are opposite sides of the same coin!
not since a disturbing incident that took place on Dec. 17, 1984 When was YouTube invented *wink*
Starr: We're not on opposite sides at all. I left the casing on the brat, so therefore it was a safe brat. God pity her soul (and her colon) when she tries to passit. Cheers!!
Lu: If you have access to that video, I want it...Now!! Cheers Lu!!
Starr: You volunteered in your community? Shame on you, you and your kidlet are two shining points of bullshit! Bwahahahahahaha!
I am building a shrine to John Stewart next to Matt's , Dianne's and my hommage to the cast of Spinal Tap.
Anndi: Wow...That is some shrine-licious beauty. Let me know if you need donations. Does your amp go up to 11? Cheers!!
TB: Jew Lover!!!! ; ) We love you too. Well, at least I do, Schmoop hates everyone. Cheers TB!!
I'm done. This nonsense is sapping my will to care. Baseball stats. I'm convinced the answer is in the baseball stats.
I don't drink like that anymore. It tends to make me angry and weepy, and then I fight with poor Gnymph and do stupid things like fall down the stairs and break my foot. I'd rather fall into bed and break his crotch.
Safe Brat-ing!
Boo: Of course that's what you want. I like it. And by the way, if I haven't said it, that picture is so you. Cheers Boo!!
Starr: I will try to be protective with my pork. Cheers!!
Love the You Tube piece. I mean, come ON people...
oh, and the sausage thing? Well, let's just say, well, it reminded me that perhaps I might have had sex last night as well.
Vodka: Well I hope that you did do just that. Cheers VM!!
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