As promised yesterday, today is, Ask the Matt-Man Day!!That’s right…ask me anything in the comments section and I will respond as quickly as possible.
Other than catching a few Zzzzs after this posts, and being in and out of the digs between 2:30 P.M. and 4:40 P.M., I will be sitting in front of my computer all day answering your queries.
The topic and focus of your questions are completely up to you. I am an open book; this is your chance to finger through my pages.
So finger me bitches; finger me.
Ask me as many questions as you’d like, but please, one question at a time. I will, after all, be drinking today.
Your question(s) can be about my take on religion, politics, sex, my life, foreign policy, midgets, etc. A humorous question or a serious one…In a word, anything.
Why am I doing this, you ask? Because, I am selfless.
I know that many of you have just been dying to get inside my head. But I caution you…
There are folks throughout my life that have gotten inside my head and they have become forever trapped.
Tread carefully.
One other thing…
My new buddy, Carl over in Sweden, asked if I would plug his FactualTV website on my blog. I don’t normally do these quasi mass comment appeals, but in this case I will.
So, if you’d like to have access to thousands of media clips at your disposal click HERE, and check out FactualTV. It’s a little slow to come up, but give it a look if you’d like.
Now, with that out of the way…Let the interrogation of the Matt-Man begin.
Have fun or be serious with it. After all, you are the ones who make Bagwine Ruminations an interesting place to be.
Cheers!!
169 comments:
we can ask anything at all? For real? Ok, and I'm first, I so love being first!
The other day when the wedding almost sort of got called off, one of your commenters spoke of large male parts and you said something a longst the lines of your beloved being out of luck in that area.
I think you might be the first man I've ever heard NOT brag about his member's size. Therefore I feel comfortable asking you this question because I trust your honesty.
WHY do men always talk about the size of it and name it & at what age does that stop, or does it just never stop?
And are we limited to the amount of questions? If not, what did you think about the debate tonight? Wasn't little johhny (and you know his is little) wasn't he a nasty lil snot? His most un-presidential to date I think.
Snugs: Men who have nothing else to offer are the ones who make penile claims that they can never live up to.
I for one, know my limitations of endowment and thusly, as any good Marine would do, learned to adapt and improvise. I have mad tongue skillz, as a result.
As for the debate? Johnny Mac was on the attack, and Mr. Calm and Cool Obama, laid out his plans, point by point, in thining man's manner.
Thanks for asking, and yes, if you have more questions, ask away. Cheers Snugs!!
You have worked on political campaigns----let's say McCain called and said "Matty--abandon your dream and come help this old maverick finally realize his" What would you do to give MCCain a surge going into election day?
I mean, seriously, that poor misguided little guy. In other words, how did McCain ever get that far in politics?
I already know this answer, but maybe others don't. Tell us how you and Schmoop met.
Oh, and will the wedding be in a pizza joint, a backyard with a barbecue, or in a jacuzzi?
TB: That's a tough one because I really think the Wall St and other financial collapses have changed the tone of the usual "It's the economy stupid." stuff.
I will say this. I think for once that much of the electorate is not as McCain says, "are angry"...they are for the first time in our lives truly scared.
He needs to connect on that level and scrub the Ayres issue. In the debate, when talking about Health Care (or the economy for that matter) and going on about how much it might cost, for either McCain OR Obama I would have advised them to say the following...
Listen, John, we both bit the bullet in order to find the money and a fix for Wall St., we owe it to the American public to do the same for Main St.
Cheers Sexy!!
People: Because when he started, idealogy was the foremost thing in peoples' mind. Today, I think people want someone who looks at all solutions. Cheers!!
Songbird: Schmoop and I met thru my sister. She had just left the man that she lived with for 14 years and I, had just left my wife, after 14 years.
I needed a place to stay for awhile and she graciously let me stay with her for awhile. And, now, awhile has turned into nearly 8 years.
As for the wedding? I'll get back with ya on that. Cheers Dear!!
Where did I leave my keys?
When did you lose your virginity?
If you could bring one person back to life, who would it be?
Anndi: The last place that you put them. Cheers!!
Vodka: I was 15 and it was with a girl named Lisa. We enegeaged in awkward teen sex in her mom's HUGE ass bed. I regret it actually. Not that I lost it at that time but I regret having lost it to Lisa. It wasn't all that fun and she turned out to be a real jerk. Cheers!!
Anndi: On a personal level, my oldest brother Phil. He died far too young. He was a Rennaisance Man and yet kind, unassuming, and funny. I miss not having more time with him.
I would also like to bring Phil Hartman back...damn, he was funny. Cheers!!
What would have been YOUR comeback to McCain telling Obama that he's not Bush and if he had wanted to run against Bush he should have done so 4 years ago?
Oh... and the keys answer helped!
You share a lot of those qualities you love in your big bro, sweetie... he lives on in you.
Hartman would have had a ball with these elections I suspect.
Anndi: Thanks and as for your question there are two response options...
1: Senator, four years ago my wife and I had our hands full raising two very young daughters who demanded full time attention from both of us. Also I was working on becoming a U.S. Senator. My campaign for Senate was based upon the railing against the same, tired, ineffectual Bush policies that sadly we are still trying to correct. The same policies that you endorsed then and still endorse today.
Another less diplomatic response would have been this...
Fuck Off... Cheers!!
I like the classy answer... but myself? Snark would have won out and I would have told him maybe I would have had better luck than he had in 2000.
Anndi: Ha. Quite true. Cheers!!
Do you dream of living somewhere else, and are you working towards that goal if you are?
Micky: Oddly enough, for all of the fun I poke at my town of Bagwine, Ohio, I like it here. It's not too big and not too small.
So, no I 'm not working towards a goal that involves moving away, but just a goal to actually make a living solely through my writing. Cheers Mick!!
Do you have an outline of sorts to acomplish your dream, of suporting yourself by writing?
...what do you do when you're branded, and you know you're a man?...
Damn this is a lot of pressure to be deep or witty before my morning coffee.
So I'll ask you the cliched question that is going around the blogosphere: which character of The Breakfast Club do you most identity with?
And if you're like me, you'd say John Cusack--who wasn't in the Breakfast Club. Because, let's face it, The Breakfast Club didn't have a huge coming-of-age impact on all of us.
So then, the question might be: which movie or book did have an impact on your coming-of-age, that is, assuming you have come (and I'm trying hard not to think of your member here. And wondering if my use of 'hard' is helping or hurting) of age.
Because I know I haven't.
Oh where oh where has my litte dog gone?
Inquiring lesbians want to know...
What will you title your first book?
And what you have named your tongue and your "supposedly limited endowment!"
Will it piss you off if I have nothing but serious questions to ask today?
Micky: Of course I do...However, one thing which I only have in spurts is discipline. I am not the greatest person in follow through. I am easily distracted and my interests can change on a whim. I am trying to get that under control. Cheers!!
Fantasy: Actually I would have to say I most identify with the janitor. He's unassumingly smart, kknows what's going on around him and yet seems like an under achiever.
As far as a coming of age book or movie that had affected me? I can't think of one. I do remember first seeing the original "Mr. Deeds Goes to Town", and although a funny movie, I could indentify with Gary Cooper being misunderstood. Cheers!!
Phfrankie: I drop my pants, show my brand, and tell people to kiss it. Cheers!!
TB: I ate your dog with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti. Yum-Oh. Cheers!!
RLL: I have actually thought about titleing my book: "A Look into the Life of Man, Who if Famous, People Would Find Interesting"
I have not named although at times Schmoop seems to refer to both as "Holy Shit" Cheers!!
Micky: You got to be kidding. Ask anything Mick. I doubt that you'd ever piss me off. Cheers!!
...does it piss you off that Mic wonders if he is pissing you off?...how did we, as a culture, come up with the phrase, "pissed off"?
Do you write strictly comedy or do have a short story or something else more serious in the works?
Do you know that I know the guy who always starts his sentences with periods?
The bear climbed over the mountain, the bear climbed over the mountain, the bear climbed over the mountain, whattya think he saw?
Phfrankie: Not at all, but your question pisses me off. Or does it? I'm not sure. Pissed off origins? Thats a good question. Let me get back to you on that one. Cheers!!
Micky: I have written short stories and poetry in the past and still do that are more serious, but my forte is satire. At least that is what some think. And the period thing? What do yo expect from the P-Man. Cheers!!
Lady Jaye: The wreckage of Steve Fosset's plane. Cheers LJ!!
Do you know Joe the plumber?
Micky: The only Joe the Plumber I know was portrayed by John Holmes in the classic 1977 porn flick, "I'm Here to Clean Your Drain Out." Cheers!!
why do birds suddenly appear
everytime
you are near?
Do you think it's a good idea to not only pull back out of Iraq as planned but to bring home a large percentage of our troops that are spread all over the world supposedly protecting our interests in all these other countrys?
Kat: Because...Just like me, they long to be. Close to you. Cheers Kat!!
smile.
if mama cass had offered karen carpenter her sandwich...they both would be alive today.
Does your goatee taste like nicotine? If so, would that make you addictive?
And do you not think if we gathered all our troops home batten down the hatches, maintain free trade with the rest of the world but put all our efforts into protecting our borders from infilltration of anything harmfull, that we could win the respect back of the rest of the world?
Micky: Yes. I think it's a good idea to pull a large contingent of our forces out of Iraq and leave them at other bases in the region.
One thing though. Our troops being spread through the world in places such as So. Korea, Germany, UK, and other places is a good thing. What the hell would we do with all of those troops if they stationed in the States? As it is now, they are more easily deployed to troubled areas and it helps out the economy of our allies.
One last thing about Iraq...I support the war but not the troops. Cheers!!
and for snugs up there...
the reason men name their penis is because it is highly advisable to be on a first name basis with the one who makes all your life decisions.
Kat: Ha. Damn I wish I had said that. Very Good. Cheers!!
Knight: I imagine it does at times. But the addiction to me is not nicotine based. It's my mad bed skillz. Smoke em if ya gots em. Cheers Knight.
Micky: Free trade is fine, but it's nothing wiothout fair trade. As for our borders, I would add troops to enforce and prevent illegal immigration. Cheers!!
Kat: Wow. You're on a roll today. May I roll with ya? Cheers!!
fresh and warm and dripping with butter?
Kat: Ahhhhh yes, the only way to roll. Cheers!!
...if a six turned out to be a nine, would you mind?...and if the hippies cut off all their hair, would you care?
Couldn't we station all those troops at our borders and develop our military into a sort of flash responce army, to be ready to deploy wherever we "may" be wanted to help?
Good answer. Would you consider putting a safety label on your ass? A surgeon generals warning or something?
Phfrankie: I mentioned the 6 becoming nine thing not too long ago. As for the hippie hair? If they can transplant it into my head; cut it. Cheers!!
Micky: No. Cheers!!
Kat: So men don't implode. Cheers!!
Knight: The only warning would read: Slippery When Wet. Cheers!!
oxygen to the brain
Ha! Are you already regretting this post?
What is your greatest hope/dream for Ryno? (must throw a kidlet question in here!)
Kat: Man-Hater!! I think with my stomach. I do so like to eat. Cheers!!
Knight: Ha. I have thought that a couple of times. But it is fun. Cheers!!
nah. I love men.
which has gotten me into more trouble than I can tell you.
I just really like penis jokes.
Dana: It is cliche' and sappy but I just want him to be happy. And those things include being comfortable with himself, doing what he enjoys doing for a living and not just muddling through life, and continue to be the sweet soul that he is and not allow the world to make him bitter and cynical. Cheers Dana!!
Dammit Pfrankie got Hendrix stuck in my brain.
Alrighty, strictly business. If Obama wins who would you like to see as key cabinet members?
Kat: What's not to like about a good penis joke? It's funny looking and the word "penis" is just so darn fun to say. Cheers!!
OK, OK, I'll give in.....
Did you ever bite your toenails as a kid?
are you going to participate in the NaNoWhamMo thing?
(you should...well...I think you should)
Starr: Wow. That is going to require much more thought than I have time right now. I can say categorically, that I would like to be Postmaster General.
As Newman says, "When you control the mail; you control information." Cheers Starr!!
Micky: Of course!! Didn't every young boy. However, I don't think I could get my foot to my mouth these days...well, not literally anyway. Cheers!!
Kat: What is it? I have been stymied in recent attempts to keep up with blog things?
Sure...it's about the "information" and not about slipping it into a bunch of "boxes."
;P
Are you listening to Sarah right now?
national novel writing month
c‘mon….go for it!
Starr: Well, that would be a benefit. I will certainly deliver to any woman who puts her flag up on her box. Cheers!!
Micky: No. Is she babbling incoherently again? Cheers!!
Kat: Just because you brought it up and look so damn hot in a leather jacket, I will look into it. Cheers Kat!!
With being brought up Catholic do you believe in an afterlife in Heaven or Hell?
Micky: I believe in Heaven and Hell. I also belive in Yin and Yang as far as Taoism goes. Aquinas, Augustine, and Lao-Tzu play a big part in my spirtual lfe and philosophy. Who knew that one could combine Catholicism and Chinese spiritualism into a everyday guide to living.
But as you know, I am a HUGE anti-organized religion guy these days. But it doesn't change my belief in God or Karma. Cheers!!
I like that answer!
I don't know details of Taoism, Aquinas, Augustine, and Lao-Tzu but it seems the basic belief of... let's all get along huh?
...is micky-t pissing you off yet?
Micky: You can't see it too well in the picture of me in my post today but I am wearing an earring that is comprised of a cross and the black and white Yin Yang swirl. The Yin Yang gives a good lesson...What goes around, comes around. So yeah, it is advisable to be good to one and other. Cheers!!
Phfrankie: Ha. You get more laughs out of brevity than anyone I have ever met. Cheers!!
Hey, Matt, Phrankie, lets have a beer! Right now!
Micky: Sounds good, but I must tell you, I am way ahead of you on that front. Cheers!!
OK I cracked one! A little early for Phfrankie but I know he's a big boy!
Micky: Good Man. Here's to you, P-Man, Lu, and Dice. Cheers!!
What's wrong with oil from Venezuela?
Am I your true love, and will Mr. Winky be happy to see me when I get home from work????
...once upon a time, 1976 it was, I knew a guy who had a high school yearbook from around 1900 and under each senior's picture was a quote. One of the quotes was, "Brevity is the Soul of Wit." It struck a nerve then and I have subscribed to that theory ever since....I'm devouring an ice cold Oly right now with you guys...
Schmoop: Ha. Of course you're my true love. As for Mr. Winky? He would love to see you up close and personally. I just hope he can "see" by that time. ; ) Fresh burgers tonight. Mmmmm, burgers. Cheers!!
Oh he spread the oil, Matt just not THAT kind of oil ;)
All right Phfrankie!
....CHEERS.....
Phfrankie: I love brevity in humor as well. And you do it well. I'm trying to teach that humor technique to my kid. As for the Oly...Bottoms Up and Cheers P-Man!!
Starr: Yeah he's always spreadin' something. Tha ought to call him Ego Chavez. Ha. Cheers Starr!!
Micky: P-Man joins the party. Cheers!!
...Sweet Baby Jeebus we all have too much time on our hands today!
Phfrankie: What the hell. For me this is my only full day off bewteen LAST Saturday and NEXT Thursday!! Cheers!!
I couldn't think of a question. Many already asked plus I truly love your sense of mystery.
I love imagining you the way I imagine you
so ... How do you think I imagine you?
Here's a question for you. Can something with one eye wink?!
Dianne: As a novelty? Not in the sense of a carnival prize or the cheap crap in the box of Cracker Jacks, but a novelty in the sense that I can be offensive, in one's face, and all the while still a likebale bloke, who while over the top, is not stupid, and down deep cares for all people.
Also you can imagine, which I just proved, that like Rene Descartes, I tend to write run-on sentences. Cheers Di!!
Starr: Ha. Mine can. It's a talent exclusive to me. Oh you should see mine wink. Cheers!!
Do you consider Israel...the east of the west or the west of the east?
Rene Descarte was a drunken old fart who was very rarely stable.
Ah the Pythons =)
Figures it would be a Bagwine exclusive ;)
First off.... LMAO LMAO @ Kat she is KILLING me this morn! {Sammich comment~ she owes me a new monitor and keyboard...Coffee spit is tuff on electronics]
Ok... This hippy is seriously thinking of cutting off her tresses... my question....
Is wig making hard and how do you think Matt Man would look in red curls?
Brevitarly speaking, why?
Micky: I consider it to be a nation that drains our economy. While I am all for the Jews, I am not a big fan of the Israeli government. And an aside, most people don't realize that it is in Asia. Cheers!!
Starr: Ha. I try not to disappoint. Cheers!!
Cheesy: Yeah the Mama Cass joke was classic. And don't you dare cut off those long, red tresses!! I forbid it. Please? It would be an incredible loss for the world. Cheers!!
Lu: That about sums it up. Cheers!!
play now and pay later or pay first then play?
Lu: Who are you? The Riddler? I try to always pay as I go. Although I do have a vast debt owed to Schmoop. By the way, you were Number 100. Aren't you thrilled? I didn't think so. Cheers Lu!!
have you chosen a running mate for president?
Evil:
1. Is there a third option? If not, I will choose Rachel Ray because I can stuff a ball gag in her mouth and get a good meal for my efforts.
2. Almost always boxers, my boys need to breathe, but I have been known to go nekkid once in awhile.
3. Beneath Judge Judy's robe lies the Staff of Justice. Cheers Hot stuff!!
Teamster: Perhaps Tyra Banks. I bet she would make a great Pubic Servant. Cheers!!
..just how can one mate while running? I don't think even Brittney Spears could pull that one off...
Matt-man. Here's my question: If it’s true that we are here on this planet to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
What does a guy love best about a BJ?
[You said ask anything!]
Phfrankie: I had sex with Marion Jones prior to her going to jail. Oh, it's possible fella. Cheers!!
VE: Why, to be helped of course. One can't have a purpose without having something or someone on which to apply that purpose. Cheers!!
Lizza: I'm glad you asked that. Ha. I don't know what it is. I have always told Schmoop that I'm not a big fan. It just doesn't do anything for me. Not because of her, but at any time in my life. It always struck me as demeaning, and yet I love goin' south on a woman. Go Figure. Cheers Lizza!!
are you weating schmoop's shades?
Kat: No....Those are mine. She was wearing MINE in her picture. I share. I like to share. Cheers!!
how close is bagwine to holland?
holland ohio...not holland europe
Kat: About 2 1/2 hours away. Why? Did you want me to come pick you up there and butter your roll. I will. Please? Cheers!!
what entertaining lunch time reading material you have provided. And I think Katherine is possibly my long lost twin seperated at birth. So Matt Man, are you and your one eyed solider drinking yet?
mateo...are you "poppin'fresh" ???
are you my very own pillsbury dough boy?
Joe The Plumber lives in Holland...smile.
Snugs: Well, I'm glad myself and all of you guys could provide you with lunch time cartoons.
Kat is cool.
Drinking yet? I've been drinking off and on all day. It helps me deal with what an asshole I am. ; ) Cheers Snugs!!
...does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?...
Kat: Ha. Yeah, I'm poppin fresh. I just need an oven in which to reach my full poppin' potential.
Oh he is? I knew he lived near Toledo. Didn't know he was from Holland. Cheers Kat!!
Phfrankie: Yes. Cheers!!
Are you thrilled I am on my way home and will be able to visit you on a daily basis once again?
Bond: Of course. My cockles have been puckering and unpuckering all damn day in anticipation of your arrival home. Cheers Vinny!!
...If a tree falls in the forest, will Sarah Palin buck it up for you?
I realize of course that I get along better with the bagwine faithful when I stear clear of politics and religion.
I am staying with sex from now on!!!
If you could chose any politician throughout history, dead or alive to be President, who would it be and why?
Men can't implode.. they release gases far too frequently.
ah Anndi...that is perfect!
(I would want to answer ve...but that would be a political matter...)
Dang... I was going to ask you what your earring is...
Kat, we won't tell ;)
* whispering *
just between us...can you guess my all time favorite?
under 45 years old
loved the outdoors
hunted
Republican reformer
battled the Republican establishment
had many children
nominated to the national ticket as vice president with less than two years in the governor's office
Phfrankie: Maybe, but more than likely she will call it a maverick for doing its own thing. Cheers!!
Kat: You need not avoid politics, but if you want to just talk about sex, I'm all for that. Cheers!!
VE: Without a doubt it would be Ben Franklin. He was a master of anything and everything except marrige. I would have loooove to have hung around with him. Cheers!!
Can you describe to the people how much better your life has been since you discovered my blog?
Why is it that I can't seem to get past this HUGE crush I have on Rachael Ray?
When visiting a strip club, is it best to go tip each of the dancers and decide which one you want to take to the lap dance booths, or should you just go with the first 18 year old hottie you see?
Anndi: I don't have too much gas. I'm a Hybrid. Cheers!!
Kat: What's not to like about Teddy? Love the guy. Cheers!!
tell me he wouldn't be the perfect POTUS for today's world?
have you ever seen the movie "The Wind and The Lion"??
If I promised to do National Novel Writing Month this year, would you do it also? We could compete for word counts...
If not, can I have an autographed copy of the humor book you are writing when it comes out?
Kat: Yes I have, and I love TR, but don't you ever compare anyone to the greatness that is Sean Connery. Is that what you were talking about? Cheers!!
Marilyn: Let me think about it, but if my black bean burger buddy does it, I will further consider it. And yes, if I ever put a book out you, will get all of the autographed copies that you'd like Cheers!!
Like Kat, I'm much better off when I come here and talk about sex - so I'm going to talk about sex with Kat!
Get your mind out of the gutter Matt - not sex with Kat, but talking about sex with Kat!
Oh hell, I don't have a question now ...
Dana: Rats. Go with what you first implied and talk about having sex with Kat. Please? I'd pay. Cheers!!
I don't think you could handle listening to the story of two "conservative" women in a "compromising" position ... or two ... or three ...
It might wank your ying and yang out of balance!
Dana: Oh I could handle it, in fact I'd like to participate. I'll bring both my Yin AND Yang!! Cheers Sexy!!
LMAO @ Dana.
oh yea Dana...wouldn't it be fun to have Mateo's wank...or yang...or whatever yin...under our spell?
ha...I am betting we could convert him...don't ya think Dana?
dana...you want to talk about having sex with katherine (i can't call her kat)?
and katherine....I like Sara Palin too (that is who you're really talking about right?
what are you gonna do Teamster...give Dana pointers????
I swear I am gonna buy new glasses and put my hair up.
Wank, Yin, Yang - we could get all of the Matt-Man parts under our spell and we'd have him singing the praises of capitalism in no time!
katherine and dana could possible "sway" my vote....how about you matt...???
Pointers? Who needs pointers? I've got it handled Teamster *wink*
katherine...let's go to costco and i'll buy you "sara" glasses and put you on the back of my motorcycle.....
and maybe dana could give me some pointers....
Teamster...if you get any better at what you do...we will never be out on the bike....
If a reasonable deal could be worked out, would you be willing to help me write a book. I have a lifetime of true stories that throughout my life I've been told over and over again that I should write a book? Time is getting short.
Micky: Don't encourage her. Cheers!!
Kat: Oh God, convert me...Convert Me!! Cheers!!
Teamster: Palin is a vacuous asshole. But I respect your feelings towards her. Um, yeah, I really do. Cheers!!
Kat: I dig chicks in glasses. Cheers!!
Dana: Damn staight. If you guys pay me for sex, I'd be all for Capitalism. Cheers!!
Teamster: Um...in a word, no. O-Man, All the way!! But I'll take the swaying. Cheers!!
Dana: Mmmmmm. You said "handled". Cheers!!
Teamster: You need pointers? C'mon...A union guy needing pointers? Cheers!!
Kat: Enjoy the non-bike riding exploits. Cheers!!
McNarff: Anytime. Just email me dude or dudette. Cheers And thanks for stopping!!
Thanks, I'll get back to ya!
packing as we type...I plan on being well exploited this weekend...trust me.
the leather jacket is already there
Jay: Sorry, I missed ya. I Looove your blog. Ya know, in all seriousness. I'm not into 18 year old hotties. I much prefer women my own age or older. In fact, Schmoop aside, I would much prefer to have a lap dance from some of the women who stop by here. Cheers you, funny man, you!!
McNarff: Anytime!! Cheers!!
Kat: Mmmmmmmm. Well have fun being exploited. You just had to throw a leather jacket tease in dintcha? Have fun Kat!! Cheers!!
To answer your movie question…Connery is frighteningly appealing as Achmed Muhammad El Razuli the Magnificent…who kidnaps an American woman and her children and violently massacres her friend and household staff.
HOWEVER.
Brian Keith plays the quintessential Teddy Roosevelt.
His is an amazing performance giving an insight into the man and his philosophies as he ran for president of the united states having taken over from the vice presidency.
I love the letters back and forth between these two men.
It was an amazing time in this nation’s history.
I certainly wish I had someone like Teddy to vote for this year.
Kat: The best thing is, he later went on to raise, with the help of Sebastian Cabot, Buffy, Jody, and Cissy. How could one not vote for someone like that!? Cheers Kat!!
I swear I want to make these comments into a movie.
Dianne: As well you should. Was I close as to what I thought you think of me? Cheers Di!!
164th... dam
Oh maybe I'll change my mind and keep the long hair and do lap dances! Maybe I better grow it even LONGER ... like down to my knees.. to cover my titssssss?
Cheesy: I don't care how low they get. Never, and I mean Nevah!! Cover your tits. Chers!!
dianne....who you gonna get to play matt-man ?
very close matty especially in all the warm spots :)
katherine - that is a conundrum - perhaps an unknown? George Carlin in his youth would have been great. Bill Murray before he became creepy and boring - nah - not Bill, Belushi when he was thin and only part strung out
crap there are no good comedic actors!
Bette Midler will play me. I see you played by Rachel Griffiths
matty - here's an upcoming post for ya - we should all cast a movie - you of course will be the casting couch
Dianne: Ha. I have kicked that post idea before. And I'd love to be the casting couch. You had better plan on alot of call backs for your part. Cheers!!
how about jack black for the humor...or better yet dennis leary for the satire?
( I am terribly flattered with your csting of me...)
kat - denis leary is a brilliant idea!! how could I overlook him damn
and he's Irish lol
you're welcome kat - it came to me right away
Kat/Dianne: Leary is a perfect choice. I can dig that. Cheers!!
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