Haven’t seen you in ages. Okay, since the better part of yesterday. Anyhoo…
I’ll be tied up again today for two reasons.
Mix-Master Mick and His Travelin’ Funk Show are in town for day two of his tour.
Yesterday, Mick and I shared some chamomile tea, cinnamon rolls, and pleasant conversation.
Later, Schmoop arrived home with buttermilk and biscuits for all.
What? You don’t believe me? That’s good, because I’m lying. I am typing this with quivering hands and my head in my keyboard..
Mick and I spent yesterday trading stories, drinking beer, and eating a local favorite...(No you pervs, not West-End Chloe)...Cassano’s Pizza, you bastards.
Things got out of hand when Mick started making love to my beloved Kelly. I caught him in the act…
He's such a whore dog.
Today, Mick and I have to get down to work…The nature of which I can’t reveal to you. But trust me, it could be world changing.
So, here’s to the Mickster and well, here’s to us. Let’s get cracking Mick.
One other thing. Today is the 14th birthday of my best buddy in the world. My son, Ryno.
Happy Birthday Buddy. Next to the free sex buffet I experienced at Miko’s Kimchee Pot Lounge, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Kidding…I kid because I love, sport. Anyway you aren’t allowed to read my blog, so you won’t see this. And you won’t see it until you are like 30, or something.
But seriously, Happy 14th Birthday to the R-Man. I love him so.
With that being said, I have to go drink more coffee so I can drink more beer with Mick today.
I’ll be hit and miss again today as we work on our life altering project. Have a joyous Friday and a great weekend, all.
Cheers!!
28 comments:
Happy Birthday Ryno!!
Now I'm really jealous ... Micky got you AND Kelly *stomps feet and pouts*
Dana: Sorry 'bout that. But I do hope you pouted and stompped while naked. Friday Morning Jiggling makes me hot. Cheers Sexy!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing on CNN about any subversive actions in Bagwine...I believe the tea and biscuits story because of that!
And where is that Kimchee Pot Lounge....?
Have a great weekend you commie ba**ard....
Happy Birthday Ryno. I know if my son read this blog, he'd be be looking for that fling asap.
BTW, I have a serious post up today. Education tragedy on a humor blog. Oh well, at least there's a photo of a hot teacher there. Something for everything, you know.
Have fun with Mick.
food for thought
http://palincounter.blogspot.com/
Bond: Thanks and the Lounge? It has since been taken over by Russian mafiosos...The chicks got nuthin' on those Korean babes. Mick and I have so far elluded the law. Cheers!!
Fantasy: I just read it. It was quite the inspirational story. That teacher is a winner. Cheers Meg!!
Doggy: Well, I'll check that out by golly. Cheers!!
Help me.......
Schmoop: Ha...I thought I saw that spelled out on your stomach this morning just like in The Exorcist. Cheers Schmoop!!
Schmoop, doesn't Micky-t's voice capture the moment? He has a fantastic laugh too. Howdy hi boys :) You both be good now, ya hear! Let's have no acting out your prison fantasy or anything like that.
Happy Birthday Ryan...and have fun this weekend...
it must be fun to be you....it sure looks like it!
HUGS!!
Opps, Happy Birthday Son of Matt-man. Ryno rocks, just ask his Pop :)
All the best Scorpios are born on October 24!
happy Birthday, Ryno!
Only four more years until he is legal. Good to know.
Happy birthday to the kid!
Mick looks very happy with kelly. Can't you let them cuddle for awhile? He only has a few days.
Happy B Day Ryno!
Dude...that makes him a Scorpio! They are intense folks. You are in for some fun years. I feel your pain, mine's a Sag. They are risk takers. Polite way of saying, semi stupid with no self preservation skills ;)
And Ryno can't read your blog? Kidlet reads mine. Hell both my ex's read mine. And the Ex Husbands girlfriend.
Y'all excuse me while I skip off singing It's A Small World After All =)
I'll get the bail money from the bank.
I am sure you guys are having a wild time...enjoy.
I ain't worried about schmoop she has survived worse...
on a momma note:
do ya really believe cause he is "not allowed" to read your weblog he doesn't?
Hey there Ryno...happy birthday.
Maybe your daddy will spring for your own pair of sunglasses.
...shhhhh!..loose meat sinks ships.......
HAPPY RYNODAY!!!
Happy Birthday to the R-Man!
I can't wait to see what you two are cookin' up! Will there be lesbians involved? Do I need to come up there?
Awww! I'm back in time to wish Ryno a Happy Happy Birthday! (With a Dad like you, I'm sure it is special!)
Whew! I have a lot of "catch up" reading to do - you're way too friggin' prolific!
Have fun with the Mickster!
Schmoop: Take Corky and hide in the closet with a six-pack (hell, make it a twelve-pack) and a bag of Funyons. That's the best advice I can offer!
"I’ll be tied up again today..."
You know, I didn't really see Mick as that kinky. ;-)
Does that life altering project have anything to do with finding way to help people build up their tolerance to WIR?
Happy Birthday to Ryno!
Happy Bday to the R-Man. My daughter turns 14 tomorrow. They can never meet though...I don't allow her to go out with older boys!
Hey, Hon...
There are so many birthdays this time of year, what up w dat? Listen, Darlin', ve sent me over here cause I need a favor from you and he said you would do it. Could you just hit my blog right quick, you ain't got to read it or nothin', I just need the hit from you. I will owe you one!
Eve
Happy birthday Rhyno... I'm kinda glad you don't get to read your dad's blog. I don't let Jasmine read it either.
What a cute kid! They grow up fast don't they :)
Happy Birthday Ry-Man!!
Don't worry kid, genetics aren't the whole story ;)
Micky-T looks awfully good with Kelly - you might be needing to tie her to the roof of his truck.
Be good youse guys
or at least be careful
Oh Matt ....Where for art thou???
I am home!
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