The temp will struggle to make it to 42 degrees today. Brrrr.
Meeting the party needs of my customers from 11-7 today will be a chilly venture. Fortunately, I will be kept warm by the unconditional love offered to me by the Holy Baby Jeebus, and a new pair of thermal underwear.
Today’s service is about sin and redemption…
I want to admit something to you all today. Schmoop asked me not to post about this, but I feel that I need to.
Last night I cheated on the love of my life. I was drunk and failed to think about the consequences of my actions.
I put in jeopardy the love, friendship, and trust the two of us had built over the past eight years. For that, I am truly sorry.
For hours, I laid in sin with another, and this morning…
All I have is guilt, remorse, and self-loathing. Besides asking for God’s forgiveness, I want to publicly ask for the forgiveness of my one true love.
Kelly…I am sorry.
I slept here last night. And I am deeply sorry. I hope you can forgive me.
Amen, and Amen.
Have a wonderful Sabbath, all. I am going to be freezing my boys off and suffering from major shrinkage.
Cheers!!
19 comments:
LOL you nutter! I am sure Kelly will forgive you, in time... I hope you at least had fun... was it comfy in there? Heh...
DB: Well I sat on her this morning and she didn't yell at me or anything. So, I think she's over it. Cheers Sexy!!
Songbird: I am a slut, and nothing but...Cheers!!
Kelly will forgive you. She knows where your heart lies plus she will be missing that familiar motion that is you alone with your thoughts:)
Lu: That's funny and at the same time, kinda poetic. Who knew a couch could bring so much out in a person? Cheers Lu!!
Haven't I been telling you people that he's a no good cheating whore??!!! See, I'm right AGAIN! Love ya babe!
See? First you call off the wedding, then you cheat on Kelly?? Harump!!
I knew you'd have some adjusting to do after the election, but cheating on Kelly?
No doubt in my mind that Kelly will forgive you, after a little playful pay-back [or is it sore back?]
No doubt, the real blame here is your fault Shmoop!
ok, you name your bed or your couch? Who the F is Kelly? I know you men nick name your body parts & your women, but I had no idea you name you bed or couch too, it that an Ohio thang or what?
On another note, an alcohol related note, have you ever tried the grapefruit infused Findalia vodka? I drove 30 miles to get me some and it was well worth the gas and time.
I just knew there was a punch line in their somewhere. I'm very glad you didn't disappoint... You didn't, did you?
I'm just sooooo disappointed in you. *shakes head*
Do you feel the shame yet?
Cheesy: Bite your tongue. It was but a moment of weakness. I love her. Cheers!!
Vodka: That may be true, but I thought those days were behind me. Cheers VM!!
Schmoop: You are always right...No, really. Cheers and Loves!!
Dana: I think it was the despair felt over the wedding that drove me into the cushion of another. Cheers!!
Travis: My shame is great and my back is sore. Cheers!!
Micky: Damn right it's Schmoop's fault...somehow. Cheers Mick!!
Giggle: I wish I had read your comment before going to work. That sounds like a good idea. Cheers GP!!
Snugs: Kelly is my couch/bed. I don't sleep in our actual bed because it wrecks my back. I just refer to the bed as the Devil. And whoa, that Vodka sounds good. Cheers!!
Marilyn: The only disappointed is Kelly. Cheers Marilyn!!
Jay: I feel much shame, Jay. I am sorry that your lofty opinion of me has been shattered, and that I have let you down. Cheers!!
Did I just walk into a reality TV show?
Kanani: Ha. That was pretty good. Cheers!!
Slut :P
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