Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Learning is "FUN"damental

It’s a sunny day here in Bagwine, Ohio. The mercury will soar to 45 degrees today.

So, my Sabbath at the drive-thru parsing out bacchanalian delights won’t be too uncomfortable.

Today marks a new week…a new beginning, and a week of thanksgiving.

I have quite a bit for which to be thankful.

During my mini-episode late this week, I have learned that you guys are really sweet. Your comments, emails, and phone calls meant a lot to me.

I appreciate it more than you can imagine. Thank you for your kindness and for teaching me more than a few things.

During this crisis, I learned through some of the emails I received from you all that evidently I am the only one that doesn’t utilize spell check or correct obvious mistakes when emailing.

You guys have impeccable email skills and etiquette.

Another thing I learned from my crisis is that if I discontinue blogging, Hope will kick my ass.

Another person was even more threatening, but seriously, why drag my mother into this?

I discovered over the last couple of days that Hoot Gibson may be somewhat human.

That fact is kinda bittersweet. I mean, I have a hard time picking on people who show even the slightest bit of humanity.

I found out that Jay’s major concern was if he was still gonna get his god damn Christmas card from me.

Hey Cynical Bastard, I got your fuckin’ Christmas card right here, come and get it. But yes, I will still be sending cards out.

I also learned one other thing. I have been trying to figure out a way to make some cash from my blog. But, that is now secondary.

In order to capitalize on the kindness you have all shown to me, my main focus is now on how to use my blog in order to have sex with each and every one of you.

You all are one, sweet, sexy lot.

Man, learning is fun…no matter what age one is, and that leads us to our Sunday Serenade...

Have fun today. I think tomorrow will mark my return to normalcy. Well, at least my version of normalcy.

Cheers!!