Holy Humor Bloggers, Matt-Man!!

Okay folks I don’t normally do this, but...

In the spirit of Christmas giving, and because he switched on the Matt Signal in a comment yesterday…

I am humbly asking a favor of you.

I want you to click on the link that I will provide below, and vote for one of five finalists in the Humor Blogger of the Year contest.

No, it’s not me…I don’t do contests. But, the man I am humping, so to speak, is in it to win it.

See, unlike me, this man has a huge, but fragile ego which constantly needs affirmation and validation. That of course, is nothing with which my humility is familiar.

But…

He asked me to help him out, and since I am a fan of his humor and his blog, I feel compelled to do so.

The man of whom I speak, is none other than VE, of VE’s Fantastical Nonsense.

The main reason I don’t like contests such as these, is because they are just popularity contests with no real consideration as to who is truly “the best.”

One has to constantly beg, plead, and bribe people to go vote for them.

It’s demeaning and time consuming, but VE is just the kinda guy who doesn’t mind wasting time, putting on virtual knee pads, and groveling.

I respect that.

Now don’t just vote for him because I asked you to…That would be unethical. But seriously, the guy is funny.

He is always at least amusing. I mean nobody can hit a comedic home run every time. Well, other than the late Rodney Dangerfield and Sarah Palin.

But, when at his best, he’s a fucking riot. He is truly funnier than the other four. How do I know? Well I checked them out of course.

He is up against a blog titled, Amy Oops! Seriously the chick should rename it, Amy Sucks! Or at least to Amy Co-Ops! Most of her stuff is unoriginal reprints of other peoples’ material.

Then there is Politics By Satire. When I read it, I saw that politics was involved, but I needed a blogoscope to find the satire.

Another contestant, and his closest competitor as of the typing of this, is Crotchety Old Man Yells at Cars. I laughed at his title, but little else.

And finally there is, The Offended Blogger. She has a bit of a following. Her blog is nicely designed, but her humor doesn’t do it for me.

I mean it’s like a plate of comedic spaghetti. Oh sure, you may come across a meatball of laughter once in awhile, but mainly it’s just pasta.

And, she is a bit long winded. If I had to choose between reading one of her posts and all ten books of Milton’s, Paradise Lost…

I’d choose her, only because she has pictures to break up the monotony.

So, if you would, please vote for VE. He did after all, have the balls to put this on his site one day…

If he wins, maybe he’ll get a new sweater.

You can vote for him by clicking HERE. You need not sign-in or anything…Just point and poke. It takes all of three seconds.

Hopefully, once again, weather permitting, I will have pictures of the decorations in downtown Bagwine for you all tomorrow.

Cheers!!