It is 8 A.M. The temp is -13 F. I am headed out into the frigid morning to go over to the ex's house and try to light the pilot on her furnace.
Oh shuddup, you perverts. That wasn't a euphemism, sheesh. She and Ryno literally have no heat.
Upon accomplishing that, I will return home and light Schmoop's pilot light.
Now that IS a euphemism.
I will also be cooking tonight, cleaning the digs today, and in all likelihood lighting Schmoop's light once more before the day is done.
Holy Crap!! Am I selfless or what?
See ya soon...
Cheers!!
16 comments:
I thought we were cold at like -4. sheit we are cold at -4 you are just colder. layers baby. I seriously don't think I'm competing tomorrow at the shoot in this cold. I'd have to be nuts, uhm, more nuts that is.
...I hope it's the album version of Light My Fire and not the truncated, AM version...
God, I'm soooooo glad I left the Midwest. It's expected to be 70 degrees and sunny here today.
Don't you just want to slap me?
I'll take your -13 and raise you (or is that lower you?) -23! -47 with wind chill! I don't even want to hear you complain ...
It was a balmy 1 degree here when I got up this morning. I need heated boxers.
It's almost noon now, and the temp here is -8 (-25 wind chill). That's just tooooo freaking cold!
Thank goodness you were able to get that furnace back on for the ex and Ryno!
A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do. Even if it's twice. LOL
Lu: -4 or -13 either way it is completely unacceptable. Cheers Lu!!
Phfrankie: Ha. I thought I was the only person who uses the word truncated. I love that word. Cheers!!
Songbird: Of course I want to slap you but not because of that comment. Cheers!!
Dana: Whose complaining? Merely demonstrating how incredibly altruistic I am. I give and give. Want some? Cheers!!
Jay: Make sure you are gas free when wearing them if you get them. Cheers!!
Giggle: They now have heat but a new furnace is going to be put in soon. The one they have now is limping along as we speak. Cheers GP!!
Michele: With me, the woman always comes first. And yeah, I mean that in more ways than one. Cheers Michele!!
Sounds like you know how to heat things up the right way.
Knight: Ha. Your comment is ever so timely because I just lit Schmoop's furnace about twenty minutes ago and then extinguished it five minutes ago. I do have some skillz...If only they were marketable without being illegal. Cheers Knight!!
You are a good man by going over to make sure they have heat... however, you haven't changed one damn bit... I've missed your crazy ass!!!
"and then extinguished it five minutes ago"
I'm not even going to ask :o|
Dixie: You didn't expect me to or want me to did ya? Hope you're well. Cheers Dixie!!
Cheesy: I put her fire out but she's starting to warm up again. Cheers!!
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