Saturday, January 24, 2009

Pop Goes The Matt-Man

I was off yesterday and was in one helluva good mood…For a little while.

Early yesterday morning, someone (not Schmoop) stuck a hot needle into my bubble of happiness and deflated my mood.

I was in a bitter mood all day long and it continues to a lesser degree this morning. Thusly, Seamus remains flaccid and will not be appearing here today.

I have to work in the beer mines later today. Perhaps some hot 35-55 year old chicks will come by the Drive-Thru and lift my spirits.

Anyhoo that’s all I have today. Well except for this one last thing. Today’s entry of…

World’s Worst Frickin’ Songs Ever Recorded...




After to listening to that I should get ready for work, but perhaps I'll go hang myself instead.

Cheers!!

18 comments:

Dana said...

Want to come share my bubble of happiness? That might help!

Schmoop said...

Dana: If you have room to spare I'd be delighted to. Cheers Dana!!

Cheesy said...

Shut....

Cheesy said...

Up...

Cheesy said...

Muskrats need love too!

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: Ha. Muskrats can have all the dirty, hot love they want; I just don't want to hear about it. Cheers Hot Stuff!!

Desert Songbird said...

Oh NO. You did NOT just post that shittiest of all songs about rodent humping, did you?

Schmoop said...

Songbird: Oh Yes I Did!! Toni Tenille is bad enough on her own, but throwing muskrats into the mix is just abhorrent. Cheers Dear!!

Jay said...

I really don't know what we all did to deserve Muskrat Love. That was uncalled for! haha ;-)

Schmoop said...

Jay: Hey I'm in a bad mood. I just figure that misery loves company, dammit. Cheers Jay!!

Dianne said...

what airport hotel lounge of the 70s was that filmed in!?

I think I may have been there but blessedly I was drunk

Schmoop said...

Dianne: Ha. You kill me. Knowing them it was in a pretty airport with fluffy kittys all around. Cheers Sexy!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...may I suggest waterboarding as a suitable remedy?...

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: Waterboarding would be much more pleasant than hearing that song. Cheers!!

Karen said...

I have always liked the song. But my taste in music is suspect.

I hope you are feeling better today.

Travis Cody said...

Ah yes...from those masters of metaphor America. Although I'll take A Horse With No Name or Tin Man or Ventura Highway over Muskrat Love any day of the week.

Schmoop said...

Giggle: Thye were smoking dried up rodent shit. Cheers GP!!

Karen: Thanks, feelin' better. And I knew there had to be at least one person who liked this song. Cheers!!

Travis: Horse with No Name was going to appear in this series. Ha. Cheers Trav!!

katherine. said...

ha! I KNEW it was that stupid song and did not click on it!!!!

sorry about the pin-pricked prick....