Saturday, January 17, 2009

Seamus Sez

Earlier this week, I introduced you all to my penis, Seamus, and he had things to say.

I think, at least for a few weeks, I should let him have his speaks.

Therefore, Saturdays here at Bagwine Ruminations will be known as Seamus Sez.

My penis, Seamus, will impart words of wisdom upon you based upon his take on well known cliches.

So my friends our first entry of Seamus Sez....



With that being said, I also want to let you know that Saturdays will also contain something that I artfully call:

The Worst Frickin' Songs Ever Recorded...

My first entry is this...By Jimmy Gilmer and the Fireballs, Sugar Shack. Oh Dear God, kill me now.



If you have ideas for the worst song let me know. Just make sure it is relatively well-known. And, email it to me so that I can keep it under wraps until the next Saturday.

I must brave the cold and work this Saturday, but no fears, I'm a badass. I can handle the chill.

Cheers!!

7 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

Kill me now. I just hit the play button.

*holding back vomit*

Cheesy said...

Well I see you got some funny back! Seamus is wise~~

but...

Come on doesn't that song just make you wanna skip around in Capri's and wiggle your ass on the beach???

Schmoop said...

Songbird: It is horrid indeed, and no I couldn't resist...I had to bring my dick out to play. Cheers!!

Cheesy: That song has no business being played ANYWHERE at ANYTIME. Cheers!!

Jay said...

Your penis has teeth. That's a little weird. I would think that scares off the babes. Or maybe they find it a turn on?

You can Call me AL said...

Sugar shack was just okay in it's day but I bet it had something to do with the B-52's "LOVE SHACK"
Now that was a great song! And those two gal's in the band!

katherine. said...

I read somewhere seamus actually lives in the sugar shack...

Anonymous said...

Oh man, my ears are bleeding!!

And dude, what's up with Seamus having 2 teeth? YIKES! That's a little frightening! hehehehe...