Saturday, February 07, 2009

It is Finished, and...Has Just Begun

Following up on yesterday’s post…

I used the phrase: It is finished.

And yesterday, indeed it was. My 43rd year on this Earth, dissipated into the shadows of time.

Today, I begin my 44th year on our big blue marble. Am I optimistic?

Well, I work 11-4 today. I have a half a pack of smokes on me, 6 bucks in my wallet, and a freshly shaved head…

Oh yeah, Bitches…My 44th year is off to a freakishly fantastic start.

I’m off to see Ryno this morning, and then go to work for a few hours. After that, it’s party time.

My brother Marte’ will be stopping by. That in itself is quite a Birthday treat.

He makes me laugh. I make him laugh…and together we make Schmoop cringe. I dig that.

Schmoop’s brother, my personal hair stylist Dave, will be by and I’m sure he’ll toss a few 24 ounce Birthday Buds back.




Schmoop will of course be on hand (and in my hands). Lookin’ good, no?

She has already made a cake for me, but I am really looking forward to eating her pie. Yum-Oh!!


Oh yeah, things will be smokin’ here at the Bagwine digs after 4 today.



So babies, drink one for me today. Hoist a glass and help me celebrate my 44th B-Day.

I’ll check in later tonight and perhaps have some alcohol blurred Birthday comments.

Until then…

Cheers!!

39 comments:

Lu' said...

Hot damn I am first to wish you a Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday Matt-man o' my bloggin dreams. Many many more to cum baby.

Yes Schmoop looks real good :)

Schmoop said...

Lu: Ha. And I wouldn't have it any other way, pal. Thanks, and I'll drink one for you today. 'Cause, well, you rock. Cheers Lu!!

Anonymous said...

Happy B-D Matt-man.

Thanks for the laughs you have given me the past year.

Cheers

Schmoop said...

David: Why thank ya very much. I'll try to keep the laughs a-comin'. Cheers David!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

....I believe Schmoop has the bestest shoulder on the whole Internets.....

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: Dontcha just wanna bite it? Or lick it? Or....Oh my, I better stop, I have to go to work. Cheers P-Man!!

Dianne said...

You look like George Carlin in that top shot - or am I still drunk from last night?

Happy Birthday you delightful douchebag, you twisted twat, you sage of satire, you king of kinkiness

You had me at Cheers!

Happy Birthday Matty - I love ya.

Ken said...

Cheers!

Schmoop said...

Dianne: Ha. I do a little bit don't I? You had ME at douchebag. I wish you were here so I could get a big, wet, Birthday kiss from ya. Cheers Di and Zoves right back atcha!!

Micky: Ha. You are so damn wordy. Cheers Mick!!

Lady Jaye said...

Feliz Cumpleanos, papi mas grande!

Hope you have a great birthday, baby!

Schmoop said...

Lady: Mmmmm. Thanks Hot Stuff. Cheers LJ!!

Desert Songbird said...

Happy Natal Anniversary, Shithead.

Schmoop said...

Songbird: You know how hot you make me when you call me bad names, don't you? Cheers and Thanks Dear!!

Dana said...

Wait ... Vinny said it was this day in 1964 that you were born. That would make you 45, not 44 ...

Either Vinny needs a math tutor or you started drinking WIR early!

Happy Birthday Matt-Man!!

katherine. said...

Happy Birthday...again.

44 - you are just a pup.

but your schmoop is pretty damn cute!

Schmoop said...

Dana: Yeah, I saw that. It was a great post but I gave him shit for adding a year to my life that I simply can't afford!! Cheers and Thanks Dana!!

Kat: Yeah, she is. Thanks again and thanks for the comment yesterday. That made me smile. Cheers Kat!!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

44 or 45 you are still a washed up bag of flesh...

all your friends worried after yesterday's post and I totally anticipated this post...

As far as the year, I fixed my calendar to reflect the fact that you are even younger and dumber than before

Once again...I wish you a happy birthday...now eat the cake

Real Live Lesbian said...

Wishing you the happiest of birthdays, Matt! Tell Schmoop to do that thing with her tongue that I like for ya!

Jay said...

Happy Birthday my OLDER THAN ME friend. ;-)

Dice Mardell said...

Felicitations and many happy returns on the day, Matt-Man!
Oh yeah, Happy Birthday too.
I can most certainly add you to my list of things to which I will drink today.

Live Life & Party

Cheesy said...

Happy birthday my sweet.

Kanani said...

Schmoops expression pretty much says it all!
Happy Birthday!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthdayyyyy!!!

Anonymous said...

Take a puff for me!

Happy Birthday, Matt!

Unknown said...

So, I did interpret your yesterday’s post correctly! I suppose I understand you, Matt-Man—and that’s a damned scary thought because one of my most dysfunctional traits is the believing that I can make sense out of craziness.

So………. Down to the important thing:

Happy Birthday, Young Matt-Man!

May all your birthdays bring you joy;
many, many, more;
years to journey.

May each new day be more wonderful than the last;
discovering life's bounty;
filled with love, health, and happiness.

May your heart find its path;
through all that you do;
God continue to bless you.

Liz Hill said...

Happy Birthday Matty!!!

Anonymous said...

Phew! Happiest of birthdays! And yes, Schmoop is HAWT!!!!

Anonymous said...

Got you something Mattman...Happy Birthday, brother.
xox hope

http://hoperadio.blogspot.com/2009/02/tragedy-indeed.html

Karen said...

Happy Bday, Big Guy!

Travis Cody said...

I repeat...Happy Birthday!

- said...

Happy Birthday Matt Man

Keep celebrating & enjoying all the blurry fun :D

katherine. said...

sorry your boys couldn't give you a win for your special day...

big smile

Cinnamon Girl said...

Mmmmm.....pie =)

I took the day off and hit the beach. It was GORGEOUS and sunny. I am now home having pizza and a HUGE Gin and Tonic. Oh yeah. It was a lovely send off to the final day of my 30's.

Bon Voyage, Bitches! You were fucking annoying most of the time.

I am gonna feel so much more mature as a 40 year old, I just know it!

People in the Sun said...

I wonder if my cringe-inducing jokes (at least I think they're jokes) are really annoying my Honey, or if she actually likes them and just pretends to cringe. Maybe there's just a limit. Maybe I shouldn't have asked her yesterday in the supermarket cleaning aisle if she wanted mothballs for her vagina.

Happy birthday.

Finding Pam said...

I came from Nick's blog to wish you HBD! Enjoy it.

Michele said...

You bastard! You got me all depressed about the possibility of you dropping off the blogosphere for a birthday? Don't toy with me.

Anyhoo,

Happy Birthday!!! Hope you had a good one.

Anonymous said...

Looks like you had a wonderful day.

Schmoop said...

Thanks for all of the comments and good wishes. Cheers to you all. Sorry, Michele. ; ) Cheers All!!

Kimmie said...

A belated "Happy Birthday" to you Matty. I am happy your day was *special*...just like you. :-)

Hugs,
Kimmie