43 years ago today, Schmoop’s mom, who had just recently celebrated her 42nd birthday, popped out a new, shiny, little baby girl.The girl’s name? Elizabeth…Better known as Beth, and known to Bagwine readers as, Schmoop.
That’s right folks. Today marks the 43rd B-Day of my love, my buddy, my shaft stiffener…my best friend.
She was a cute baby…Although, in the baby picture, she has the arms like that of the B-9 robot from Lost in Space…“Danger, Danger, Will Robinson.”
Her and I can sure as hell piss each other off, but I think she will tell you, she is a bigger pisser offer than I.
But…that’s okay. I still dig her…alot.
Now in this picture to the right she had hit her late teen years…She looks cute there, however, she doesn’t like the fact that her thigh looks fat.
Coming from someone who is 5’7 and 130 pounds at her heaviest, I find that funny. And…I find her funny. Funny in a rude, yet, not-in-your-face-way.
For example, the topic of breast feeding came up recently, and she said...
"My boobs are for one thing, and one thing only, and that is for you to suck."
God, I love that.
She belches…she’s smart…she’s a pain in the ass. But…She’s my pain in the ass, and I love her for it. I wouldn’t trade her for the world. Unless…
No, I thought about it, but I wouldn’t trade her.
Schmoop, I love ya baby. I hope you have a Happy Birthday, and to seal the deal, I give you this snippet from a song…
Happy Birthday, Schmoop...I Love You More Than Anything...Now...Can We Have Sex? ; )
Cheers!!
33 comments:
Welcome to 43 Schmoop.
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday Schmoop! Here's hoping you have a good one.
Matt; it is nice to see that you totally understand how lucky you are.
Jeff: Thanks Pal...If she ever wakes up she'll say thanks as well . ; ) Cheers Jeff!!
Michele: I'm not lucky...I'm DAMN lucky. She's a good woman...MOST of the time. Cheers Michele!!
happiest of birthdays Elizabeth.
next time piss him off a little bit for me.
nice tune there mateo...I kept trying to catch the reflection in your shades...
Happy Birthday Schmoopalicious! ;-)
Happy Birthday Beth....
Very hot teen picture!
Happy Birthday Schmoop. Many more happy returns of the day. You rock and it isn't just matt-man that thinks so. Fat? Girl please come thunder around in my thighs for awhile :)
Kat: You called her Elizabeth...Hee hee. Just don't call her Liz, she'll cut you. Cheers Kat!!
Jay: I have new picture of her that will be posted in the coming days. Purrrrrr. Cheers Jay!!
Micky: It is. I think she looks hotter now though. Cheers Mick!!
Fat thighs? FAT THIGHS! Ha! I scoff at you, dear Schmoop!
I hope you have a wonderful birthday, Bethie. You're a saint for putting up with himself all these years.
Lu: Don't say the word, "thunder". Schmoop is celebrating her special day with an incredibly special hangover. Cheers Lu!!
Happy Birthday, Schmoop! What a hottie!
Wow. Her thigh looks HOT.
I mean, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCHMOOP!
Happy Birthday Schmoop!
Songbird: Putting up with me? Schmoop would be the first to tell you that I put up with her. Cheers!!
RLL: Mmmmmmmm. From one hottie to another. Cheers Sexy!!
Knight: Glad you're back. It is one lickable thigh. And 4'7 of her 5'7 frame, is all legs. Cheers!!
Snugs: She is celebrating as we speak, by being at the grocery store with her brother and enduring a massive hangover and her monthly visit from Aunt Flo. What a birthday!! Cheers Snugs!!!
when you growled in the video the cats both jumped to attention - you clearly have a way with pussies
Happy Birthday Schmoop!
You're gorgeous - and thin - with boudacious boobies - I said it therefore it is so
WOOO HOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS. BETH!
I bought some cake for you over on The Couch...
Matt- you are supposed to send an email when a video goes up...when will you learn?????
Dianne: Ha. I do have a way as far as that goes. They don't call me, The Humidifier fer nuthin'.
Thanks for the wishes, hot stuff. Cheers Di!!
Bond: Ha. I'm lucky I got the post up. We were shit faced yesterday. Cheers Vin!!
...I do believe that the particular thigh embroiled in contoversy is a most bitchin', keen,nifty, beautonious,altogether fantazmically superior thigh worthy of enshrinement in the Thigh Hall of Fame, located in Pais, France...
...Paris, that is (ruined my whole frickin' post!)
Phfrankie: I agree with you. I could, and have, spent hours enjoying the thigh in question. It's smooth, supple, it's quite refreshing and tasty. And no need to explain about the dropped "r", I understood your mad genius. Cheers P-Man!!
WHAT'S THAT SCHMOOP HAS A HANGOVER! OH I GUESS i'll try and keep it quite shhhhh
Happy Birthday Schmoop!
I remember 43 ... it wasn't such a bad year!
Lu: Ha. Her head is HUGE. She'll be asleep when I get home from work tonight. Cheers!!
Dana: That was like, 16 years ago for you, wasn't it? Cheers Dana!!
What a coincidence...I was 43 a couple of years ago and I had sex too. Well not with Schmoop, of course...
Happy B Day...the gnomes are erect for you!
VE: Tell your gonmes to back off. Cheers VE!!
Thanks everyone for your birthday wishes!! I'm done with the hangover!!! Yea Me! Thanks to my baby for the lovely post!
Schmoop: Spread Em'. Cheers!!
yo dog...a little pitchy, but...you know....I liked the song....let's ask simon....simon says....utterly brilliant voice and great command...
Matt....you're going to Hollywood!!!!!!!
Oh shit...I'm exposed as an American Idolist...
Happy B-day Schmoop....
Damn, I am late to the party! Happy B Day, Beth...did he tell you that if I go into hooking he has to pay but you can fly the Starry Skies for free? Bet he didn't. I say you reverse the birthday rule and go smack his ass.
Hey schmoop ... have something sweet to eat-
Then have cake!
Hugs baby gurlie.. Happy belated!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCHMOOP!!
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