My son Ryno, who won a First Place ribbon at his school’s Science Fair last month will be participating in the countywide Science Fair today.
I will be taking him to this conclave of young Einsteins this morning at 8 A.M.
I’ll be sure to take plenty of pictures at the event as I am sure there will be a myriad of hot moms walking from booth to booth.While Ryno is wooing the judges, I’ll be wooing all of the busty 35-55 mothers milling about the venue.
Oh, I’ll try to remember to get a couple of shots of Ryno and his exhibit as well.
He collected bacteria samples from restrooms in restaurants from around the city. Not pretty.
His petri dishes are alive with bacteria o’ plenty.
Just a head’s up for ya. If you have a Chipotle restaurant in your area…DO NOT use their bathrooms. Wow!!
Anyhoo, it should be a good time and I’ll take him through his favorite burger place when it’s over. Well, if he wins that is…
If he doesn’t, I’ll beat him senseless and feed him a lunch of dry toast, brussel sprouts, and spoiled milk. Oh yeah, I’m a stern taskmaster.
Kidding of course…I kid because I love.
How can I not love a kid who at 14 years of age doesn’t shy away from hugging his dad in public and refers to said dad as, “Magic Head”.
Yeah, I’m his parent first and foremost, but he is and always will be, my buddy.
Have a great Saturday all, and even though I mentioned it yesterday, Happy Birthday to Bagwine’s favorite Cynical Bastard, Jay.
Have a good one dude.
Cheers!!
Kidding of course…I kid because I love.
How can I not love a kid who at 14 years of age doesn’t shy away from hugging his dad in public and refers to said dad as, “Magic Head”.
Yeah, I’m his parent first and foremost, but he is and always will be, my buddy.
Have a great Saturday all, and even though I mentioned it yesterday, Happy Birthday to Bagwine’s favorite Cynical Bastard, Jay.
Have a good one dude.
Cheers!!
29 comments:
Your son. Taking a swab of your toilet. What a perfect photo.
Songbird: That's at his house. That sample came out relatively clean. But it does say alot about what he and I find fun. Cheers!!
You just go to one of the moms and ask if she wants to see your bacteria collection. Chicks love bacteria.
I hope he got some bacteria samples from truck stop bathrooms. He might discover some new viruses in those places!
Thanks for the birthday wishes.
Move over CSI there's a new game in town!
PITS: I'll use that and let you know if I had any success with it. Cheers!!
Jay: No kiddin'. Have a great B-Day, funny man. Cheers!!
Jeff: I see him to be one more likely to be investigated rather than one who investigates. Cheers Jeff!!
Have fun at the fair and good luck with the bacterias and the Moms';-)
Yes...I'm curious about how your approach may differ at a science fair. Buying them a drink is out...hmmmm. Glad I checked your blog in the middle of the night. Can't forget Jay's bday! Tell Ry good luck and don't forgot to answer the questions the judges ask clearly and succinctly. They love that shit.
Didn't you get the memo? Where is your party hat? Who sent out that memo anyway? Have a good day being all puffed out proud of your youngun; it's a good thing :)
Happy Birthday Jay
Dutch: It gives me the perfect environment ot use my fave pick up line:
Hey Babe, does this look infected?
Cheers DB!!
Hope: Thanks for the advice, but one thing Ryno rarely is? Succinct. Cheers Hope!!
Lu: Memo? Am I being left out of the loop yet again?
While I am proud of the little guy, it has nothing to do with this project. If you knew how he along with my aid put this together at the last minute, you would realize how much that Blue Ribbon he received is quite the source of amusement to both his mom and I. Cheers Lu!!
MMMMMM brussel sprouts...ugh lol
I am loving this journey you and ryno are on... I had my "ryno" move away yest and am reliving some memories of him at this age. He reminds me a lot of Bri. If you're lucky- he will always be your best bud. I know B is mine...
Cheesy: Yeah, but you get to see his new digs today, which is cool.
Ryno and I are like John Stockton and Karl Malone. Each usually knows what the other is thinking. Cheers Cheesy!! Off to the Fair!!
Please tell me he washed his hands after that!
Good luck to Ryno, and enjoy your time together!
Good luck to Ryno.
The thought of you sitting and watching Ryno munch through a juicy yummy mound of beef and cheese while you choke down a dry veggie burger makes me giggle
pistol&sissy says hello drink one today for the GIPPER
YECHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Have you notified the local Chipotle manager about his findings?
...my daughter did a similar experiment while in High School...toilets, all sorts of dirty places...the most bacteria-ridden of them all?...the computer keyboard!!!...think about it...
I happen to love Brussels Sprouts - Brassica oleracea Gemmifera Group - that's for our budding scientist - I'm so proud, sniff sniff...
Can't wait for pics and a full report on the science fair! Toilet swabbing aside, it's a GREAT project!
Dana: Washed his hands!? Are you kidding; he's a 14 year old boy. They don't do things like that, do they? Cheers!!
TB: It doesn't bother me. I have the Lord Jeebus Christ watching over my colon. Cheers!!
P&S: I think the three of us can put away far more than a couple today. Cheers!!
Kanani: Not yet...Perhaps if we do, we can get a free meal out of the deal. Cheers!!
Phfrankie: That doesn't surprise me. I can only imagine the amount of micro funk on mine. Cheers!!
Desert Rat: I have tons o' pics and will post some tomorrow. I appreciate your tears of joy. Cheers Rat!!
I hope he wins!!! That is awesome. But at the same time, kinda gross. Be sure to blog about the "Top 10 Places You Don't Want to Poo". LOL!
Giggle: Ha. That's not a bad blog topic at all. I'll have the results on here tomorrow. Cheers GP!!
YAY Ryno!! Hope things are going his way today, congrats!
Tug: Things went as well as could be expected. He did okay and I'll post about it tomorrow. Hope you're well, hot stuff. Cheers!!
Sounds like quite the father-son moment. I hope you enjoyed!
Dude I hope you got Ryno to swab the Moms before you made any moves. I *know* those bitches...wow :P
Travis: It was a good time indeed. Cheers Trav!!
Starr: To this day I refuse to make or take any movements over there, any longer. Cheers!!
hmmm....and here I was thinking it was schmoop who called you "magic head"
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