I’ve nothing to do other than go over to Ryno’s house and feed the 16 year old cat, Sherlock.
Ryno and his mom have shot up to Chi-Town for his cousin’s H.S. graduation, so I’ll be feeding old Sherlock and keeping an eye on
Once again, my selflessness shines through.
I’ll make sure to shoot a video of big, arthritic, toothless, geriatric Sherlock for you all.
Schmoop’s brother, David, shaved my head Thursday. Lookin’ good, no?
Bring on the heat because my noggin is shorn, Bitches!!
The Beer Mine has been hoppin’ with the arrival of summer weather. The Drive-Thru has been poppin’ with a plethora of thirsty, busty chicks.
Of course, Drive-By Mikey’s fave babe is Mizz Victoria…Here’s a picture of her that hangs in the place.
I thought perhaps, I should have my own autographed picture of a hot babe hanging up, so I put this one up the other day…
Ha. Rock On, Schmoop. Once Mikey saw it, he came up with a better idea. He said…
“Hey Matt-Man…We need to turn Schmoop’s picture into a scratch and sniff. We could make some money off of it.”
So, this is the picture that is now framed and hanging in an extremely prominent place in the Drive-Thru for every damn customer to view:
Oh yeah…That picture went up late Friday afternoon, and by 8:30 Friday night, Schmoop had become the object of desire of more than a few men, and one chick.
A few of the remarks I heard were…”Wow, who’s that?” “Damn, who’s that Schmoop chick?” “I’d like to see more of that!!”
And the best remark/question of all: "What's wayward mean?"
Take THAT, Mizz Victoria!! Who knows? Maybe Mikey and Schmoop will make some money off of it after all.
Another interesting thing that happened at work this week occurred Tuesday night.
I had a bit of down time and took the opportunity to shoot a fourteen second video. I don’t typically try to do impersonations, but the mood just happened to hit me.
I improvised the final courtroom scene from “A Few Good Men” featuring Jack Nicholson and applied it to the confines of the Drive-Thru.
Enjoy…
Wasn’t that wonderful? Of course it was…
Enjoy your Saturday all.
I am going to spend mine drinking, listening to music, and later tonight, firing up some brats and making some of the best damned baked beans the world has ever tasted.
And hopefully, end up getting laid by that busty, Bagwine, Ohio pin-up girl, Schmoop.
Cheers!!
18 comments:
i did a bald post yesterday...bald is much better then balding...
plus i always pose the question about the carpet treatment....
Teamster: Ha. I'll be by to check it out, Mr. Man. Cheers Teamster!!
I like the shaved look...
pretty amazing photo of schmoop...but um...how is it that someone else is making the money from it?
pretty cool you had Nicholson drive thru the beer-mine.
enjoy your saturday....bbq and all!
Sir yes Sir!
Schmoop is smokin hawt!
Kat: Well, Mike has to get his cut for renting the space for the picture. And yeah, we have many famous celebs come thru. I'll post about them in the future. Cheers Kat!!
Cheesy: Isn't she though...Most patrons agree as well. Cheers Gimp, and good luck with the damn foot, you poor thing, you!!
From Jack to Jack.
Have a great weekend you guys.
Micky: You and the Bicster do the same, Mick. Cheers!!
Schmoop is hot, I love that photo
Looking forward to the Sherlock video
Have a great one Matty
Dianne: She's not as hot when she's completely naked...she's HOTTER!! I'll shoot a video tomorrow. Have a great one yourself, sexy one. Cheers!!
I sure hope Schmoops cut of that buck-fifty is no less than a buck forty-nine. I don't think the space rental is worth more than .01 cent.
Actually, I think Schmoop should get a lawyer and sue the beer mine for displaying her pic and making money off her hotness like that. Then, we'll notify Nancy Grace and Fox News about this and Schmoop will get some publicity and next thing you know? Reality show.
I could work dude. Think about it.
And as creator of this whole scam .. uh, brilliant entertainment idea, I only ask for 20% of all revenues. And of course credit so I can have an IMDB page.
Then I could tell the strippers that I am a reality TV producer. ;-)
Jay: The way you look out for Schmoop's best interests is so endearing and heart warming.
The code of chivalry still burns within your soul...Cheers Sir Jay!!
Schmoop is smokin' hot in that pic as I'm sure she is in the flesh...so to speak.
I would have thought that Mike's fund would be for waylaid women...well, maybe they didn't start out that way.
David: She is pretty hot. And once in a great while she let's me experience just how hot she actually is. Have a great weekend, David. Cheers!!
MattMan darlin' if you don't do Schmoop tonight I may come over and do her. Wait...I don't play on that team. Oh well, she does look really hot. JR said so..so it must be true.
Have a good Saturday.
I LOVE the Scratch 'n' Sniff Schmoop! Ha! She looks fantastic! I think you should up the fee to $2!
Michele: Ha. Schmoop appreciates both of your critiques. And as for your directive...Mission Accomplished. Cheers~~
Desert Rat: You, Mike, and I are more amused by the idea than Schmoop was. But,I think she secretly digs it. Cheers Rat!!
I'm a huge fan of the shiny, slippery look ... and of your bald head too *wink*
Dana: Ha. One of these days I am actually gonna take a razor to it after Dave is done shaving it. Oil it Up.. Cheers!!
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