Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Scott Roeder Is My Hero; God Is My Bombardier

Every unborn child in the world can breathe a sigh of relief along with a big helping of amniotic fluid now.

Dr. George Tiller the Baby Killer is dead.

Yes, that wacky baby whacker of Kansas has gone over the rainbow with Toto and Auntie Em.

He won’t be filleting any fetuses any longer. No siree; that Machiavellian medical man is dead…as dead as a blighted ovum.

Dr. Tiller was allegedly gunned down by a man identified as Scott Roeder…

Gunned down in cold blood in Gawd’s house while Tiller acted as an usher and his wife sang in the choir.

For God to whisper in the ear of Roeder and have him gun down Tiller in church, the Almighty must have been really pissed at Tiller.

Sweet Baby Jeebus, that’s cold. But it’s catechistic karma, and Tiller should have seen it coming. He was a sinner.

I mean come on…any God fearing Christian knows that Tiller not only performed abortions, he practiced infanticide.

God don’t like no child killer…

Well, except for the time in 2 Kings chapter 2, when Elisha cursed some taunting kids in God’s name and two bears came out of the woods and dismembered and disemboweled 42 of the young fun pokers.

Randall Terry, the head of Operation Rescue got it right. Tiller reaped what he sowed and is responsible for his own murder.

Oh sure, pro-choice folks will tell you that Tiller was operating under the law. Uh-Huh…Kansas law, perhaps, but not GOD’s Law!! Praise Jeebus!!

Don’t mess with God’s will people. If a chick gets knocked up, it was God’s plan. Don’t you start playing God by trying to abort the baby, and in turn, aborting God.

If God determines you should be pregnant, you WILL BE pregnant!! It’s His world and His plan.

In fact, I have been inspired by Scott Roeder’s murder of Dr. Tiller.

I am going to go after those medical miscreants who skew God’s divine plan by performing In Vitro Fertilization.

Hey, God makes those pregnant whom he wants to be pregnant. Conversely, if God doesn’t want a chick to be pregnant she won’t be.

Don’t go messin’ with God and try to correct a Satanic chick’s fallopian tubes with IVF or her sinful man’s infertility with Intracytoplasmic sperm injection.

I’m going to target every fertility clinic with homemade bombs and blow them back to Hell where they should be.

Don’t worry…I’ll do it after hours so no one gets hurt. But let me tell ya…

While the streets may not be running with blood from my actions, I can promise you that they will be running with schmegma and eggs.

And I'm sure that is how God would want it.

So let it be written; so let it be done.

Cheers!!

77 comments:

desert rat said...

Whoa! I can't WAIT to see what kind of comments this one generates!

Schmoop said...

Desert Rat: Ha...Maybe very few, but not because folks have no opinion. ; ) Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

Ehhh....I'm....nnnnnnot gonna say anything...

katherine. said...

mateo...when you get thrown in the slammer for making bomb threats I promise to write you once a week.

Desert Songbird said...

Kat's so good; she's bid once a week.

Me? Maybe once a month.

If that.

*cheeky grin*

katherine. said...

when he goes away...we can bring schmoop out west...I'll split the airfare with ya....

Candice said...

Ditto what Katherine said. I might also send you some nudie shots just for the hell of it. As well as an extra large bottle of Jergens and Kleenex.

katherine. said...

that is very thoughtful of you candice...but maybe you might want to swap the jergens for some astroglide.

after hours mic said...

Holy Hurricane Vitro!

Schmoop said...

Songbird: Fine. Cheers!!

Kat: Now THAT is almost going to jail for. Thanks. Cheers!!

Songbird: So big of ya. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Kat: Bring Schmoop out there? I thought I was being the one punished. Cheers Kat!!

Candice: You are too kind. Even if I don't go to jail, can we discuss the terms of receiving some nudie shots? Cheers!!

Kat: I'll just use spit. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Micky: Ha. I like that!! Cheers!!

Dana said...

Nahhhh ... I won't bite! Well, not with a snarky comment anyway *wink*

Schmoop said...

Dana: Bite on what? Just opening the floor for debate on a couple of issues...Evidently people are curious, because my site meter is going crazy from people being directed here by typing "Scott Roeder Hero" into Google search. Cheers!!

none said...

I'm pretty disgusted with Americans that use abortion as birth control when there are so many alternative methods out there.

Looks like the extreme pro-life crowd is taking lessons from the Taliban.

Schmoop said...

Hammer: Yeah, well I guess it is true that there's something to be learned from everyone. Cheers Hammer!!

Lu' said...

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Where is my 10 foot pole? Oh well maybe later :)

Schmoop said...

Lu: What? WHAT? 'Splain yourself Lu. Cheers!!

Beth said...

Well, this subject makes me angry in the sense of these holier than thou fuckers trying to tell me what I can, and cannot do with my body! Fuck that! I'm sure a lot of people will say that Tiller deserved to be killed for what he was doing. Who says? God? Who's God? And in church no less. I'm not making much sense, sorry, just pissed.

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Lesson one on how to generate a legion of comments...Write about Abortion.

I will send you cookies while you are in jail...and do not be surprised if you do not get a visit from your local authorities...

They do not know your humor.

Schmoop said...

Schmoop: Thanks for offering up your opinion. And on the subject no less. How refreshing. Cheers Baby!!

Bond: Oh sure, this post has generated plenty of hits and some 20 comments, but 90 percent fail to touch on the subject of cold blooded murder in a church. How odd? I guess it's no big deal. Cheers!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...I ain't touchin' this one, not even with Lu's ten foot pole...

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: So...You find it reasonable for Tiller to be murdered or for me to bomb fertility clinics, or both. Or Not? Enquiring Bagwine heads want to know. Cheers P-Man!!

snugs said...

You and I have very opposing opinions on abortion and IVF. Are you opposed to all abortions or just the late term ones? How do you know that God is not the master mind behind in vitro? Infanticide? Really? He killed newborns? I must have missed that news flash.

Cheesy said...

Bet someone will have a 10 fot pole for you in the big house Matt,,, Talk about reaping what you sow.

Schmoop said...

Snugs: I don't know if we do have differing viewpoints because I don't know what your views are. I do know one thing...I'll never have an abortion. Cheers!!

Cheesy: So far so good. I haven't seen an IP address from Homeland Security pop up on my site meter. Cheers Cheesy One!!

Jay said...

I think my favorite part of the Tiller murder was that it was in the lobby of his church. There's actually something really funny about that. Not the murder, but the fact that it was in a church.

If that doesn't show the total fakeness and bullshit that these Fake Christian groups are, I don't know what does.

Anyway, Schmoop can come live with me while Homeland Security has you stashed away in one of the CIA's black sites somewhere in Africa. ;-)

Schmoop said...

Jay: Ha. Thank you for your openness and honesty. I thought that was the most ironic factor of the entire murder.

I must say one thing however...You said "black site" and "Africa" in the same sentence. Much like Sotomayor, you my good man, are a racist. Cheers Jay!!

P.S. Schmoop wouldn't mind that one bit!! She digs ya...other than the living in Arkansas thing.

Dana said...

Well, I found a 2-foot extension for Lu's 10-foot pole ...

Let me first say that, although I usually get your sense of humor, you are clearly attempting to rile the troops with this one.

I would venture to say that most folks who are pro-life are nothing like Scott Roeder - in fact, I'd even say the majority of us are not even anti-abortion, but rather "Let's reduce the abortion rate and the acceptance that it is a valid form of birth control."

Scott Roeder represents pro-life folks about as well as Timothy McVay represents patriots.

I do want to address Schmoop's these holier than thou fuckers trying to tell me what I can, and cannot do with my body! I think the thing to remember is that some of us see this as what you are choosing to do with not only your body, but part of the man's body (we aren't talking the virgin Mary here) and the fetus' body as well. If it were a breast enlargement, no one would give a damn, but it isn't.

For the record, I am personally anti-abortion, socially pro-choice with an emphasis on REDUCING the numbers of abortions.

And I think the morning after pill is a HORRID idea!

Scott Roeder isn't a hero to most of us who are pro-life - he's a terrorist.

katherine. said...

obviously I tried to deflect from the main points of your post mateo...although the open bomb threat could be a bit sketchy for you later on....

George Tiller was one of those "holier than thou fuckers." His home and his place of business had quite a bit of security...his place of worship did not. It made him an easy target.

While the "religious" may have the biggest pulpit to protest abortion. It is equally spread across the board...Catholic, Jewish, Muslim, and Christian. Not sure what a "fake Christian group is" ?

Even in non believers there are some militant males against abortion...who just don't want women to have the power over their bodies.

If you have never been pregnant then I pretty much think you ought to keep your mouth shut on the abortion issue as you don't have any idea what you are talking about.

Personally I don't think any male should ever have a vote in this.

Keep your zipper up...your boy covered...or your mouth shut.

Dana said...

*standing ovation for Katherine*

Schmoop said...

Dana: I think, that unless one is a non-thinking individual, no one wants to see ANY abortions, but well, it happens, and sometimes, it is necessary if one wants to save the life of the mother, or if the preganancy was, in the case of rape, without consent.

And I do appreciate you echoing the words of President Obama that you want to see a reduction of abortions. See? You two do have something in common.

And I appreciate the fact that you take into consideration the fertilization by the man, but I don't know too many guys who would say, "Hey Bitch, you wasted my sperm!!"

As for RU 486, I don't know what the big deal is...Because some Biblical interpretation that life begins at the point where sperm hits an egg? If so, it can take up to three days to do so, and even if it were instantaneous, what the hell? Eh, that pill is cool with me.

I am kinda confused by the fact that at the end of your comment that you claim to be Pro-Life, yet, are "Socially pro-choice". What does that mean?

Does that mean that like pro-choice advocates you want no abortions but deem it legal and should have it around as an option?

Cheers!!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Matt: The murder in the church was and is ironic and amazing as you have pointed out.

I guess my first comment was more based upon your humor than the subject of this post.

This is not the first doctor or worker who is involved with abortions to be murdered.

These self-righteous people are the same as those who are in PETA and ELF, who feel their agenda is more important than the humans who may not see the world the same as they.

I do not believe PETA is responsible for deaths of humans in their campaign to make animals more important than people...but ELF has done major damage and has taken lives with their terrorism...and that is what this is terrorism.

It is what Roeder is...a terrorist...causing terror in the masses.

His cause so so just that he felt compelled to stain a place of worship, where people are congregating to share in love.

He is scum...no matter what your views on abortion. You can not justify the murder of a human.

Last I checked, abortion is legal. Murder, no.

Dana said...

Personally anti-abortion, socially pro-choice with an emphasis on REDUCING the numbers of abortions means that I, personally, would not choose an abortion (I'd like to say under any circumstances, but I can't say that I know that for sure) but do not want to see abortion made illegal either as I believe it might have a significant impact on womens health.

Schmoop said...

Kat: I couldn't disagree more.

Tiller was "holier than thou"? How is someone working within the law, holier than thou? If one belives in God, Roeder was holier than thou by taking infinite justice from the hands of God, and putting it into his own hands.

And THAT is the main point here. Not abortion. However...

It leads to my next point. I most certainly CAN have an opinion on abortion, because it transcends being a womens issue...It is an issue of personal choice and freedom to do something that is completely legal without retribution to those who choose it and those who perform it.

Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Bond: After your long comment I can say only one, brief thing...I agree. Cheers and Thanks!!

Dana: Well then, in the colloquial vernacular, you are not pro-life. Cheers!!

Dana said...

Nope! That's why I used pro-choice as my social position rather than pro-life. I, for one, am not comfortable with deeming the life of a fetus as more important than the life of a mother - I see them as equal.

Dana said...

One more thing ...

Tiller and Roeder were/are both sinners - holier than thou is a bit misplaced here I believe!

katherine. said...

a couple things....

first

I used the "holier than thou" phrase from Schmoop to emphasize that Tiller was himself a Christian. A man of faith...a devout Christian who ran only one of three clinics in the entire country where women could obtain late term abortions. Even though the clinic had been bombed (1980-something) and he himself had been shot in both arms in 1993...he continued.

He recognized how skewed the prolifers had become. In instances where the pregnancy was killing the mother. People try and force BOTH mother and fetus to die...rather than allowing (the legal) late term abortion to save the mother.

This was not a place you traveled for a "birth control" type of procedure. This is where women went for terminations of pregnancy in times where the fetus was found to be horrible deformed. Where the fetus was already dead.

Can you imagine? Being told your fetus is dead and being forced to carry it to term to deliver a dead fetus? Even though it is LEGAL and your RIGHT as a citizen of the United States...no one would help you? Except Tiller and a couple others. Even under constant personal threat...which eventually came to fruition.

I was pointing out this Christian, Dr George Tiller served his God by his caring for women.

Schmoop said...

Dana: First of all you said this:

Scott Roeder isn't a hero to most of us who are pro-life - he's a terrorist.

So? Are you pro-choice or pro-life?

Secondly...Why is Tiller a sinner? What did he do that affronts God? What has he done that, and I assuming he has done something that goes against the grain of the Bible, that constitutes "sin"?

Slavery? Infanticide? All accepted in the Old Testament...

Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Kat: I re-read it. I see that now...My apologies. You are correct. Cheers!!

katherine. said...

second

I have an ever increasing anger over the retribution taken against people who others just simply don't agree with.

Schmoop said...

Kat: Like what? Example? If I do it, let me tell ya...I'll be sarcastic, and I am going to lay my point across, but at the same time I'll let all sides come across.

But...I'm not going to back down and let my point be written without vigor and passion. Cheers!!

katherine. said...

PS to Bond:

I don't know if PETA has caused human death.

I DO KNOW here in Santa Cruz they have set fire to people's personal cars in their drive ways. (once whoops...the car of a neighbor)

They set fire to a home requiring a family with very young children to jump out of the second story.

They burst into another home during a 7 year old's birthday party ...with many children present and beat up an adult male with a baseball...who was NOT the researcher. Just the guy who opened the door.

Schmoop said...

Kat: PETA (for the most part) is made up of people with too much time on their hands and too little grey matter in their minds. Cheers!!

Dana said...

As I said, *I* (personally) am pro-life (or anti-abortion, whichever you prefer), but socially am pro-choice. A bit of hypocrisy there? Well, yeah ...

And silly Matt ... we are ALL sinners! I'm not saying Tiller, by legally performing late term abortions is sinning (not my place to make that call) - just saying that his sin - whatever it might be - is sin just like Roeder's committing murder is a sin. Remember, I'm not on that Catholic scale of sin where some are worse than others.

katherine. said...

examples of people taking retribution against people they don't agree with?

like the killing of George Tiller and other acts of violence against clinics where LEGAL SAFE procedures are performed.

Where is the same outrage for people who hurt and abuse children? Why do these militant pro-life people not go after pedophiles?

Or like the people who are angry proposition 8 passed in California? They find names and addresses of individuals who donated $100 (or less) and destroy their homes, businesses and property. The reason? Because they voted differently.

The NFL...who want to continue to punish and persecute Vick...who has paid his debt to society by the way...and not allow him to play. However...those players who have repeated episodes of domestic abuse are protected. Cause the care given to a football players dog is of greater importance than the care and well being of a football players wife.

Things have gotten skewed here. And I see it getting worse.

katherine. said...

can we go back to talking about what we will send you in prison and who gets custody of schmoop?

Schmoop said...

Dana: I find you to be, at least on this isssue, walking a fine line between two worlds.

I agree that we are all "sinners" as it is commonly defined, towards others but...

You say Tiller is not a sinner for abortion procedures because it is not up to you to make that call, and then intermediately call him a sinner for something else. Does that mean that that is why he met his unfortunate demise?

As for the Catholic thing? Nice try. But I am not a Catholic. I may have been raised one, but once I had a choice, I was no longer.

In fact...When I quote the Bible, I quote the Old Testament far more than the New Testament. Cheers!!

Dana said...

Tiller met his unfortunate demise because Roeder is a terrorist. Nothing more - nothing less.

And you should have been Jewish as much as you quote the OT *grin* However, I think the OT's "darker" side just gives you more anti-religion ammunition.

Schmoop said...

Kat: You have touched on something on which I completely agree...

The Michael Vick thing? Here's a guy who many wanted to literally wanted to be put to death. He fucked with some DOGS. Bernie Maddow ruined the lives of many, many PEOPLE and was, for quite awhile not even in prison. WTF?

As for the other stuff you mentioned...I love jawing back and forth whether it gets ugly or not, but I am not going to blow someone up if I disagree with them. People Suck.

As for Schmoop...She'd probably like to com eout there NOW. Cheers!!

Jay said...

Katherine and Dana are really getting me hot with all this smart, fancy arguin'.

Schmoop said...

Dana: I am not anti-religion. Never have been. I am anti-ORGANIZED religion and dogma. I have Church everyday, on my own...Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Jay: Put on the helmet and get naked Jay....We're havin' a revival!! Cheers!!

katherine. said...

there was a study released a few weeks ago about the sexual superiority of women with higher intelligence quotients...

two of us together could kill ya.

Schmoop said...

Kat: Oh I doubt that...My IQ is pretty frickin' high. Now, if you wannna kill me in a sexual way, I'm up for that. Cheers!1

katherine. said...

what is it you are doubting mateo?

the sexual superiority of intelligent women?

that two of us would be more than you could handle?

laughing...

Lu' said...

Alright for you I will lay it out there. I am pro choice within my reason, yes that's right I don't think abortion is wrong (as a form of birth control well yes it is wrong and stupid). I however don't even like the term, late term abortion. If you are going to have the proceedure then do it right away Please. If you were not able to decide soon enough then you should have the baby and let someone adopt him or her. Lord knows there are people waiting in line for the chance. If the circumstances of NOT aborting put the woman's life in jepardy then well yah do it I guess I'm torn on this issue. How is it right to save the unborn if it means killing the living? On the other hand is it not God's will...? Yes in my world I can be pro choice and still believe in God.

I am certain that killing that Doctor was wrong, plain and simple!

Dana said...

what is it you are doubting mateo?He cannot possibly be doubting the sexual superiority of intelligent women, so he must have some fool-headed idea that he could somehow manage/satisfy the two of us.

Silly, silly Matt!

Schmoop said...

Kat: Well, I don't think that that is quite true. I can handle any situation...It's just a matter if I want to or not. Boo Yah!!

Lu: See? Was that so hard? All ya gotta do is say your says. Cheers and Thanks, Lu!!

Dana: I don't knnow if I am doubting that or not, as I have yet to come across two intelligent women in the plural at the same time. Bada Bing!! Cheers!!

Lu' said...

Was that so hard? For me yes. I rarely express my views on hot bed topics and this would be on a blog or in person. I felt though that this was what you were after so for YOU... Don't get used to it :)

Schmoop said...

Lu: Ha. Well, I appreciate it. Cheers Lu!!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Dang...KAT..thank you for those PETA examples...I was not aware they have grown in their attacks.

This has raised some excellent points today Matty

Kat, I agree on the Vick and Prop 8 examples you have listed. incredible that PETA feels like it can ruin his life and that the NFL is going to allow them to

Ken said...

Since the dawn of man,(that's a very long time people) women have had a choice as to what to do with their unborn. There have always been ways to abort and the women have always known. So all of a sudden (this century) were all so educated to make the decisions for these women......BULLSHIT!

Schmoop said...

Bond: Once people got going it turned out to be quite lively, insightful, and in a way, fun. Cheers Vinny!!

Phfrankie: Ha. I won't but I do appreciate you going out on a pole this once. Cheers P-Man!!

Micky: Damn straight. And Mick...Some creationists believe time is only 6,000 years old. ; ) Cheers Mick!!

marty mankins said...

First time commenter here (came over from Turnbaby's blog roll).

I'm glad I read the whole post before commenting (doesn't everyone?) And I'm glad I did. Well done.

The irony and the hypocrisy of logic that some take through life both puzzles me and makes me concerned.

Schmoop said...

Marty: Well thanks for stopping and for the kind word. Hypocrisy grows every day and fills the air like ragweed. Thanks again. Cheers!!

Liz Hill said...

I'm glad I skimmed through the comments as Micky made a point I would have.

Schmoop said...

TB: Micky is a frickin' genius. Cheers Sexy!!

Les said...

Hey, I agree with you 100%! That Tiller fellow was a monster! He's burning in Hell right now! Look!
http://www.geocities.com/tony_simek/tillerinhell.gif

Schmoop said...

Yeah, really creative gif there. Roeder is the one who is going to burn in Hell. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

IF YOU AREN'T PRO LIFE THEN YOU ARE PRO DEATH, NAZIS AND NAZI SYMPATHIZERS, NUFF SAID. SCOTT NEEDS A HOLIDAY NAMED AFTER HIM!

AbortTheMurderersSaveTheChildren! said...

Areed, pro-death "people" (I think of them as monsters who slay babies) are ignorant HYPOCRITES! Name a single baby who got this "choice", it`s a crock of bull. Not a single one got to choose what it wanted to do after birth (for they already had life). Every abortion "doctor" (hippocratic oath to save lives be goddamned!) needs to have an abortion performed on them first to see what it feels like, like a cop with a taser. They would be too chickenshit to eat what they've been dishing out though. Cowards.

JStressman said...
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JStressman said...

Glad to see Roeder was convicted of murder in short order. :)

http://www.kansascity.com/842/story/1715619.html

Suck on that you delusional twits who can't tell the difference between an acorn and an oak tree.

THREE CHEERS FOR SANITY AND THE LAW!

You people are insane. Truly a disgrace to humanity.

Schmoop said...

Justin: Are you including me there, sport? Cheers!!

Khakjaan Wessington said...

What Men Want
http://toylit.blogspot.com/2010/01/what-men-want-todays-news-poem-jan-29.html
"My honest belief was that if I didn't do something they would continue to die."
-Scott Roeder

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE60S4UB20100129

The ancient women, wise with feral ways,
Passed matrilineal traditions down
From ape to human—knowing men could slay,
With lust, their daughters. Deaths wore bridal gowns

Before connubial beds became their graves
So brewing remedies these mothers saved
All humankind. Resentful, men thought slaves
Were made of them. He mastered war and raved

Against his mother—burning her to ash.
Denounced as midwife: now we call her witch.
Their wives and daughters—mothers died—the clash
Of sexes won. Thus Woman, made a 'bitch,'

To breed and grieve perhaps before the next.
The men would prise the fruit, more sons, from wombs
That rarely lasted forty years. But text
Reflected changing norms. In time, this grooms

A kinder sort of man who seeks a peer—
If only theoretically. Rights,
If slowly, catch the rhetoric—so dear
To many—bringing new and awful blights.

I think I know this killer's thoughts, this guy
Who shot that Kansas doc. He felt betrayed
By fellow man: resolved to make him die
And eased his guilt with Bible quotes. Unswayed,

The jury found enough to lock him up.
A shame, because a woman now, receives
In joy or rage a life from carnal tup
That soon awaits abortionist's coarse sieves;

Because she knows she really wants what men
Desire. To lust and grow and kill and feel—
Not nothing—just flushing. She wants what men
Desire: to fuck and kill and never heal;

To harvest death for medicines and soups
Or trashed in plastic bags in cans on stoops.
http://toylit.blogspot.com