Roeder, Tiller, and the Torch is Passed

I want to thank all of you who commented on my Roeder post yesterday.

Understanding that many of you do not like to broach abortion related subjects, I truly appreciate your input.

I also received a handful of emails from people who came by my Roeder post…people that I am unfamiliar with.

Most of the emails were positive, one was a concerned query to make sure I was being satirical, and one was promising eternal damnation for me, and quite soon I might add.

Sweeeeet!! Anyhoo…Allow me to recap and then end with a much lighter subject.

I was astounded by the number of people who came by my site due to the fact that they typed the phrase, “Scott Roeder Hero” into a search engine.

First time readers were being directed to my site by typing that in on the rate of one every 10 minutes…even as I type this on Tuesday night.

While I am an attention whore…I find this rather disturbing. I am fairly certain that those who typed in that phrase, DO think that Scott Roeder is a hero.

Roeder is NOT a hero. He’s a murderer. He’s a coward. He is an affront to the very God that I am sure he believes he is serving, and to civil, decent people everywhere.

He is among the basest of the base and to use a favorite phrase of Bagwine Ruminations, he’s a dick twizzlin’ fuck nozzle.

Unlike Roeder’s twisted beliefs, if found guilty, I do not wish the death penalty on him. I am not a proponent of such. Here’s my wish for Roeder…

Send him to prison for life and allow him to experience the beauty of what he is trying to preserve…the unfettered, undisturbed seed of God.

Antoine (Two-Time Felonious Assault, Chicago) can fill his holy hole with seed in the morning. Billy Ray (Double Homicide, Knoxville) can fill him up in the afternoon. And…

Blaine (Derivatives Trader, AIG) can pack his ass with the Lord before lights out. Yeah, I dig that.

And now, let’s move on from abortion and murder to a young guy who happened to not be aborted but his actions at times make me feel like I am being murdered…Ryno!!

Ryno had an 8th grade Recognition Dinner Tuesday night. In all likelihood, he is actually going to pass everything. Yeah, I’m shocked as well.

Anyway, his mom brought him by work last night when the event was over. Here he is with an incredibly thrilled look on his face…

Who knew that a guy could pull off an orange shirt so well? But here’s the big news kids…

While I am happy that in spite of himself he has managed to make it through the 8th grade, I am even happier about the award that he received at the Recognition Dinner…

Damn right, Bitches!! Best Sense of Humor…It’s only a matter of time before the Bagwine Torch is passed.

Cheers!!

Scott Roeder Is My Hero; God Is My Bombardier

Every unborn child in the world can breathe a sigh of relief along with a big helping of amniotic fluid now.

Dr. George Tiller the Baby Killer is dead.

Yes, that wacky baby whacker of Kansas has gone over the rainbow with Toto and Auntie Em.

He won’t be filleting any fetuses any longer. No siree; that Machiavellian medical man is dead…as dead as a blighted ovum.

Dr. Tiller was allegedly gunned down by a man identified as Scott Roeder…

Gunned down in cold blood in Gawd’s house while Tiller acted as an usher and his wife sang in the choir.

For God to whisper in the ear of Roeder and have him gun down Tiller in church, the Almighty must have been really pissed at Tiller.

Sweet Baby Jeebus, that’s cold. But it’s catechistic karma, and Tiller should have seen it coming. He was a sinner.

I mean come on…any God fearing Christian knows that Tiller not only performed abortions, he practiced infanticide.

God don’t like no child killer…

Well, except for the time in 2 Kings chapter 2, when Elisha cursed some taunting kids in God’s name and two bears came out of the woods and dismembered and disemboweled 42 of the young fun pokers.

Randall Terry, the head of Operation Rescue got it right. Tiller reaped what he sowed and is responsible for his own murder.

Oh sure, pro-choice folks will tell you that Tiller was operating under the law. Uh-Huh…Kansas law, perhaps, but not GOD’s Law!! Praise Jeebus!!

Don’t mess with God’s will people. If a chick gets knocked up, it was God’s plan. Don’t you start playing God by trying to abort the baby, and in turn, aborting God.

If God determines you should be pregnant, you WILL BE pregnant!! It’s His world and His plan.

In fact, I have been inspired by Scott Roeder’s murder of Dr. Tiller.

I am going to go after those medical miscreants who skew God’s divine plan by performing In Vitro Fertilization.

Hey, God makes those pregnant whom he wants to be pregnant. Conversely, if God doesn’t want a chick to be pregnant she won’t be.

Don’t go messin’ with God and try to correct a Satanic chick’s fallopian tubes with IVF or her sinful man’s infertility with Intracytoplasmic sperm injection.

I’m going to target every fertility clinic with homemade bombs and blow them back to Hell where they should be.

Don’t worry…I’ll do it after hours so no one gets hurt. But let me tell ya…

While the streets may not be running with blood from my actions, I can promise you that they will be running with schmegma and eggs.

And I'm sure that is how God would want it.

So let it be written; so let it be done.

Cheers!!