Bagwine Racial Equality Week (BREW) continues today as I offer you a small sampling of…
White People I Hate…
Joyce Meyer: Apparently being a “vessel of GAWD” and walking with the Holy Baby Jeebus means stealing from grandmothers, wearing designer clothes to cover one’s fat ass, and owning a jet and multiple homes.
I have no civil or artistic way to say it, so I’ll just say it. Whenever she speaks, I see shit coming from her mouth, and I am not speaking figuratively. In place of her mouth, I actually envision a Play-Doh factory oozing brown, black, and green shit. Sometimes, there is corn in it.
I hate televangelist crooks in general, from Benny Hinn to Rod Parsley, but Joyce Meyer, makes my dick go limp and unlike Hinn and Parsley, she has no comedic upside.
Bill O’Reilly: Wow, and some folks think that I have a huge ego!! Picture my ego as a No. 2 pencil and Blowhard Bill’s as the Washington Monument and you have an accurate comparison. He loves himself more everyday than I love myself when I am watching porn clips.
Screw the power of judgment of The Almighty; Knuckle-Fuck Bill will let you know if you should remain a person who is worthy of living. I do watch his show however, because at least twice a week he shows soft-core porn clips and passes it off as a report on how our society is going down the tubes.
What I do find unsettling is that Jefferson covered it up instead of bragging about it. I would have worn that fact like a Badge of Honor. He, like me, may have been some type of Renaissance Man, but unlike me, he was nothing more than a pantaloon-wearin’, pasty white pussy.
I don’t mind a little fun hate and satire coming from a person’s mouth, but if the Prince of Peace ever makes his second coming, this lobotomized bitch will smack him upside the head for being a Jew.
The worse thing is that she and some other misguided folks think that she is hot. Maybe she is…If you’re a person who is into a chick with stringy hair, a Granny Smith-sized Adam’s Apple, and who shakes like a Chihuahua shitting razor blades.
As for me? I’m not into women like that, and, I prefer to spend time with ladies who actually have a soul.
Oh sure, I could go on about other white people I hate, but as the vast majority of my readers are Caucasian, I understand that their attention span is limited, so I shall end it here.
Tomorrow, BREW will continue and instead of being filled with hate as I have been for the past couple of days, I shall promote loooooove.
On Wednesday, our racial equality series will continue with, Non-Caucasian Muffins That I’d Love To Butter.
Until then…
42 comments:
Ann Coulter should have sex with Carrot Top until his steroid filled heart explodes, she gets depressed and blows her own brain out.
Metal: You comment leaves me with a dilemma. If those two have sex, who would I feel more sorry for?
On the upside, if what you descibed happened, it would put both of them out of our collective misery. Cheers!!
Joyce Meyer - all I know about her is what you tell me. I'll always take your word for sleazebags.
Bill O'Reilly - I hate him with a passion that knows no bounds. He's a effing idiot.
Carrot Top - scary
TJ - sorry, can't help you here. I'm a Jeffersonian historian. Don't get me started.
Ann Coulter - Do you know people? Because I'd sure like to see someone shut her up.
Michele: Well I guess you and I are in 80% agreement. As for TJ? I've heard more than once that Hemings may have very well been impregnated by a brother of Tom's and not Tom himself.
Of course, I can't let others research and informed opinions get in the way of my facts. Cheers Michele!!
Sure ... include Carrot Top but leave out "I might as well be gay. And not just because I love rhinestones and Barbara Streisand. But because I'm a sensitive person who is supportive of gay people the same way I'm sensitive to grossly obese people and ugly people," Richard Simmons?
Sorry ... the pic of Joyce Meyer reminded me of him for some silly reason.
Dana: How can you hate Richard Simmons? He just turned 61. What's not to like about a 61 year old guy who sweats to the Oldies in ill-fitting satin suits? Cheers!!
All he needs is a fez and he could moonlight as a Shriner - UGH!
Dana: Death to Shriners!! Cheers!!
I'm with you all the way except Jefferson...
now that I think of it I hate many more white people than any other race....
Kat: Jefferson was a wig wearin' fancy boy. As for hating more whites? It's probably because you're familiar with more whites than any other race. Cheers Kat!!
If more politicians addressed their indiscretions the way TJ did there'd be a whole lot less bullshit going around. When asked about Sally TJ ignored them and walked off. Keeping your mouth shut....what a concept.
BTW, those were his kids (my opinion). The first was born while they were in France. All the rest after trips home from Wash DC. Probably why when each child reached 21 they were freed and when he died Sally and all the younger children were freed also. (that pissed TJ's daughter off)
I'm so sorry about the diatribe. My masters degree is wholly dependent on TJ. God bless his book loving heart.
Michele: Diatribe all you want. I am History nut especially from that period. And yes, I have heard all of that about TJ and the kids. But recently and I can't remember who it was, was discussing the brother theory.
The sad thing is, most of our first few Presidents including Jefferson could not get elected Prtesident today in this 24/7 tabloid cable news era. How ironic. Cheers!!
O'Rielly makes me want to HATE. Coulter too, and any bible thumpimg zealot that thinks they can save my ass and lead me to salvation through their grubby hands.
Micky: I understand how ya feel but your silence on Carrot Top is deafening. Am I to infer that you find him hot? Cheers Mick!!
What amazes me is that that freak-looking Carrot Top still gets gigs.
No way was his career supposed to last more than 15 seconds...
How did this happen????
I'm sorry after that picture of Carrot Top I am no lonker able to think clearly. OMG that was fucking hideous *pukes and tries to regain eye sight*
Bond: He is still around because at a young age he accepted Satan as his Lord and personal savior. He is Hell on Earth. Cheers!!
Lu: Hee Hee...It is creepy isn't it? How could I NOT post that? Cheers Lu!!
You risked permanent softage looking at that photo. It could burn into the retina HA!
In the interest of time and space I'll just comment on my 2 faves of your group
BO - I just want to smash his fucking face in. His smirk, his disgusting shallow dead eyes, his hypocritcal BS, he is a vile human being
Ann Coulter - all of the above plus I feel so bad for Tom Petty - people see Ann and wonder WTF!? when and how did Petty become a cross dressing asshole with a twat where his mouth used to be
Lu: Much like Mr. Spock, in addition to my normal eyelids, I have a set of inner eyelids which enables me to post such horrific pictures. Cheers Pal!!
here I was going to chime in and agree with jay....but...it appears I am imagining things...yet again
"Tomorrow, BREW will continue and instead of being filled with hate as I have been for the past couple of days, I shall promote loooooove."
WTH? There are still so many people to hate on. I'm sure there are some Asians that you hate? You can even call them "Orientals" to piss them off even further. And what about Hispanic people?
I mean sure, I can't think of any Asians or Hispanics that *I* hate. But, I'm sure you have a few on your hate list.
Aaaaaaaaaaand then you can list some Jews that you hate. I KNOW you don't want to leave them out!
No need for a list of A-Rabs cause being a good Amurican you probably hate every single one of them. ;-)
...(singing): Mic and Carrot Top, sittin' in a tree...
Hehe .. Katherine agreed with me BEFORE I commented. She's got that ESPN thingy.
Or I deleted my original comment so I could do some editing. Not sure which it is. ;-)
more often than not I agree with Jay before he even knows it....
I DO HAVE ESPN...My ex gave it to me the first Valentine's Day we were married...circa 1982....back in the day when you paid for those channels one by one...
Kat: I love when you chime in. Cheers!!
Jay: I know. I know. But I don't want to just rant all week. I'll pick on the Heebs, Spics, and Slant Eyes another time. In fact tomorrow, I will be loving on one of your fave women of Oriental descent. Cheers Jay!!
Phfrankie: Ha. I so enjoy having the sense of humor of a 12 year old. Cheers P-Man!!
Jay: Have you ever seen pics of Kat wearing chaps? It's a beautiful thing. Cheers!!
Kat: I always agree with Jay. His Viking helmet intimidates me to the point where I'm afraid not to.
Enjoy the ESPN, Kreskin. Cheers!!
well mateo..while mostly harmonious...you know how I enjoy the occasional dischord...
I'd enjoy a post with a list of all of the terms for each ethnic category.
When Rhiannon was little she had a friend who was "ornamental"
are you posting about MM tomorrow?
Kat: Ha, I know you do. I love ethnic slur names...They're fun to use because many folks will be "outraged". Or more accurately, feign outrage.
And now a question...Who's MM?
yeah...the viking look sends me as well.
when I was younger I had a thing for "Thor"
who knew he grew up and moved to Arkansas????
Mighty Thor
Kat: So...you're saying that you have a thing for Jay's Hammer? Hey Jay, Boo Yah!! Sent you an e-mail Kat. Cheers!!
Phfrankie, ha ha ha
sigh....if only Jay would grow his hair long and dye it blonde....
CarrotTop: While you were busy getting your 20th bout of plasic surgery someone stole your pants. Please put them back on IMMEDIATELY.
And metalmom's comment made tummy churn.
Lu: P-Man is the...well, The Man. Cheers Lu!!
Kat: Send him that picture of you next to the bike. I'm sure he would do anything that you asked of him. Cheers!!
Jenny: Ha. Thanks for the comment. But what? You don't want to see Carrot's Top? Sorry, I had to go there. He's is a FREAK, isn't he?!! Cheers!!
I find it disturbing that we both featured carrot top on our blogs...
I find it disturbing that freaks are allowed to work out...
I find it disturbing you think there are ladies that have a soul. Remember what Led Zeppelin said "Lot's of them talking, few of them know...soul of a woman was created below..."
But I'm glad you're still bloggin'...I haven't had a chance to get over here since you threatened the end...
VE: Of course I'm still blogging. Sheesh. As for Carrot Top? That Freak has been featured on here numerous times, much to the chagrin of us all. Cheers!!
Carrot Top is an abomination before God. In fact when I see him it cause me to question both God and Darwin.
Just. No.
PS...Chris Rock is the man, hater!
Starr: Ha. I shouldn't have counted him as a WHITE person that I hate since he is obviously an alien life form. Cheers!!
I find Carrot Top pretty easy to avoid so I don't really care about his freaky existence.
TJ was a long time ago with different cultural mores so I go for his brilliance but really enjoy the fact that he was so hedonistic, his appreciation of earthly pleasures left him bankrupt.
Billy O' and Andy Coulter...now we are talking two people really hate-worthy. Sure they make money from stirring up a lot of controversial shit but I think they really believe the hate they spew.
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