Friday, September 04, 2009

A Day Off

I am not usually off on Fridays but today, I am.

I am going to party...among other things.

I am worn out as well because the Schmoopster and I hadn't been getting along so well for a week, but on Thursday, her and I made up...

Three Times (as of this writing).

I may post something inane later, but as of now, I 'm thinking...Here's to beer and nakedness.

Cheers!!

20 comments:

Lu' said...

...and here's to you Bud' Enjoy your day off :)

David said...

You used beer to fuel your makeup sex???? Classy dude!

Michele said...

There is nothing better than make up sex. Go forth and make up.

Happy Friday Off!

Andy said...

I hear crickets. . .

Matt-Man said...

Lu: Thanks Lu...but you know I won't be able to stay away. Cheers Lu!!

David: I used beer only because Schmoop isn't a fan of Wild Irish Rose. Cheers David!!

Michele: Thanks. And let me tell ya...With my luck with the ladies there's nothing better than ANY sex. Cheers Michele!!

Matt-Man said...

Andy: Ha, and as you'd should. When Schmoop is on all fours getting boffed her knees rubbing against the new carpet replicate the sound of a cricket. You can even count the number of "knee chirps" per minute and from that, deduce what the temperature is. Cheers Anj!!

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

Damn. I need to get into a good fight with a guy. Know any?

Matt-Man said...

Fantasy: Well, I'd be more than willing to get into a fight with you but since Schmoop and I are going for Round Two today, I have to conserve every bit of protein that I have. And c'mon...I've met ya, you shouldn't have too much of a problem finding one. Cheers Meg!!

Micky-T said...

A day off? Today?
If you want a good time that might lead up to a good fight, take the car at about noon and start driving south and meet up with Phfrankie and I at "Tootsies" on Broadway in downtown Nashville. Join us bouncing along Broadway one beer joint after another. If you head back by 5:00 AM you'll make it to work on Sat. (or not!)

Matt-Man said...

Micky: Here's the thing...I'm off tomorrow as well, it's getting back in one, uninfected piece on Sunday that I'm worried about...And seriously...

As much as I love you and P-Man, I have to consider the following...

A beer binge with you two, or a beer binge with Schmoop that includes sex involving some really wacky positions and possibly goats?

I think you see my point. Cheers Mick!!

Micky-T said...

By all means...go with the goat!(male or female?)

Matt-Man said...

Micky: See? That's why I like you. You're wise. And seriously, male OR female goats...does it really matter? Cheers Mick!!

Micky-T said...

Gotta go right NOW. I can hear Phfrankie baying for me.

Next time my friend, right?

Matt-Man said...

Have fun you nuts...Next time indeed...I'll bring the goats. Cheers Mick!!

Dice Mardell said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I got nothin'.

butt yes, here's to beer and nakedness!

Matt-Man said...

Dice: Ha. I hope you have extra cash on hand 'cause we got nothin' should those two yay-hoos need bailed out of a Tennessee jail. Cheers Dice!!

Andy said...

I was actually referring to the lack of a blog or feedback. Like in : ITS DAMN QUIET IN HERE!

But, jeez, thanks for the visual!

Matt-Man said...

Andy: Ha, that hurts. Y'know...I have posted everyday for 2 years straight. Can't I have ONE day off. And just for your info...I'm up to 5 "make-up" sessions. Cheers Anj!!

Clay Perry said...

LOLOLOLOL

Matt-Man said...

Clay: Your comment reminds me of what I hear when I get naked with a woman. Cheers Clay!!