Saturday, December 12, 2009

Because Schmoop's Brother Said So...

I occasionally take requests.

As this is Saturday and nothing much is going on, I thought I'd take one that I received yesterday.

Schmoop's brother, David, was over and said:

"Ya know...sometimes I think, what is this Communist crap you're writing? Why don't you just put up some pictures of some naked women?"

Keeping in the Christmas spirit, and (partially) honoring David's request, I offer you some partially naked Christmas Babes...









Of course...

Just to make Schmoop's brother uncomfortable I'll once again put up this picture...

Damn David...Your sister is HAWT!! Merry Christmas!!

And to all of you...

Cheers!!

17 comments:

Jeff B said...

I think you should listen to Dave more often!

Scott Oglesby said...

I don’t know if I’ve ever told you how much I like Schmoop’s brother, but I’m telling you now. I’ve never met him, but I do like him. A lot!

Matt-Man said...

Jeff: I think you are the only one who has ever said that anyone should listen to Dave more often. Cheers Jeff!!

Scott: He's a funny funny man, when he's not bitching. Okay, he's probably funnier when he is bitching. Cheers Scott!!

Dana said...

I kind of like David too ... but I like Schmoop better *wink*

Matt-Man said...

Dana: Move away from the Schmoop. Cheers Dana!!

Desert Rat said...

I *knew* I should've had my coffee first!

I hope you're getting Schmoop one of those red velvet fuzzy things with the white fluffy trim for Christmas, 'cause I bet that on her it would look awesome!

Matt-Man said...

Rat: I may just get her one of those, but I also need to get her a pair of those wide knit fishnet stockings from the first picture. Schmoop is ALL legs. Well, and boobs, with a tiny, little head. Got your and the Mr.'s card Mizz Wunnerful, thanks. Cheers Rat!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...where can I get one o' them candy canes?....

Matt-Man said...

Phfrankie: I'm having Schmoop pick some up today. She'll lick it for ya if ya want. Now? Must...get ready...for...work. At least it's warmer today. Cheers P-Man!!

Jay said...

Schmoop puts all those skanks to shame. They don't even belong on the same page with her. ;-)

David - not Schmoops brother said...

I wanna know where I can find that woman who likes the candy cane so much...or her soul-mates.

I'll happily coat my junk in the flavor of cinnamon if that is her thing.

Four Dinners said...

I want one of them for Christmas. Any one of them!

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Hey Now...Skanks are people too. Especially at Christmas, but I agree. Cheers Jay!!

David: I'll try to track her down and find out for you. Consider it youur X-Mas present. Cheers Non-Brother David.

Four: Yo can have whichever one you'd like...except for the Schmoop. I don't share her with anyone. Unless Heidi Zadeh is into that sort of thing. Cheers FD!!

Candice said...

That's a rather large peppermint stick. Who in the hell would want all of that?

Matt-Man said...

Candice: Oh I know more than a few women would want all of that. Unfortunately, I can't help them out in that area. Cheers Candice!!

katherine. said...

when is Schmoop's sister gonna make a request?

Matt-Man said...

Kat: Schmoop and Dave both deny the existence of the one of whom we shall not speak. Cheers Kat!!