Tiger Woods and His Mistresses: Whores One and All!!

I’ve been thinking about Tiger Woods and his steamy, adulterous, sexcapades with his nine or whatever mistresses during his short marriage.

I think, “Holy Cow!! Nine different women!? It’s a shame that he got busted at the turn or he could have played an entire course.”

I also think about the women with whom he has cheated. I can’t help but think that as much as any golfer hates to be in the rough, all of Tiger’s babes probably have shaved hoo-ha’s.

But I guess those facts and/or hopes of mine are quite inconsequential…anyhoo…

Poor Tiger…I heard late Monday, that his wife, Elin Nordegren has moved out of their palatial estate, helping to deliver a blow for justice for his evil, sinful, cheating behavior.

Tiger is now merely another pig shit sucking man who got caught fooling around on his wife. May the women of the world rejoice. And they do.

During the coverage of Tiger-Gate I have heard women (and some men) describe Tiger as a jerk, cheater, immature playboy, and selfish.

Yeah, maybe so, but…

Tiger is a big boy and can handle all of the names that people are throwing at him, but I think he deserves a break from the verbal assault.

How about we take a day or two off from attacking Tiger and level pejoratives and names at the opportunistic skank ho’s who slept with him?

That’s right…The mistresses? Pfffft, they’re not mistresses. They’re money grubbing bitches who care nothing about anyone but themselves, and they all knew what they were doing, who they were doing, and how big the potential payday was.

I have heard a couple of them say, “I really thought he loved me.” “We just clicked on a number of levels.” “Blah, blah, blah.”

Gimme a break. Tiger was into the cheating in order to keep his sex skills sharp by practicing on different courses, and the nine or whatever bitches were in it for an eventual payoff.

Well, the whores have their payoff. Elin has Tiger’s balls, and Tiger is left holding the bag. Tiger is certainly guilty of screwing up, but I think his amorous accomplices are getting off without being outed for what they truly are…prostitutes.

And why are they not being vilified? Because they’re women…Women who were obviously "unwillingly and unknowingly spellbound" by that lecherous and conniving man, Tiger Woods. Fuck em’, they’re as guilty as Tiger.

As for Elin? I have mixed emotions. She was cheated on and that in a word, hurts.

However, if she is re-negotiating her pre-nup and asking for guaranteed money to stay with Tiger without a thought as to how she and Tiger truly feel about each other, isn’t she just doing it for the money as well?

To me, Tiger is not alone in this mildly amusing yet sad episode. And, this unfolding scenario isn’t pitting a lone man, a chorus of concubines , and an estranged wife against each other.

It is evident that it is pitting a group of rattlesnakes against each other and each and every one will soon be spitting venom in order to protect their fortunes or promises thereof.

Cheers!!